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There are 41 misheard song lyrics for Hootie And The Blowfish on amIright currently.
"Hold My Hand"
'Cause I've gotta hammer you
'Cause I wanna run with you
'Cause I've got a hand for you
'Cause I wanna run with you
"Hold My Hand"
Hold my hat
Want you to hold my hat
Hold my hand
Want you to hold my hand
"Hold My Hand"
I wanna love to pieces, to pieces, I can
I wanna love you the best that, the best that I can
"Hold My Hand"
I wanna love you
The bear said, the bear said, 'I can.'
I wanna love you
The best that, the best that I can.
"Hold My Hand"
I'm gonna love you,
the bitch that, the bitch that I am
I'm gonna love you,
the best that, the best that I can
"Hold My Hand"
Maybe we can chew the world.
Maybe we can change the world.
"Hold My Hand"
Oh, My God!
Hold my hand.
"Hold My Hand"
Time it, warrior.
I've got a hand for you.
"Hold My Hand"
With a little bees, and some honey
With a little peace and some harmony
"Hold My Hand"
With a little peas and some hominy
With a little peace and some harmony
"I Only Wanna Be With You"
Polly wanna be with you.
I only wanna be with you.
"I Only Wanna Be With You"
Polly wanna be with you
I only wanna be with you
"I Only Wanna Be With You"
Sittin' on a little building,
Sittin' on a fence
You're a catastrophe,
You ask me what I meant
Said, 'Shot a man in Cree.'
Put on a little Dylan
Sitting on a fence
I say that line is great
You ask me what I meant by
Said, 'I shot a man named Gray.'
"I Will Wait"
A n***** feels so much better.
And make her feel so much better.
"I Will Wait"
A n***** feels so much better.
And make her feel so much better.
"I Will Wait"
Needs to smell her pubic hair.
Needs to smell her, touch her hair.
"I Will Wait"
Needs to smell her underwear
Needs to smell her, touch her hair
"Let Her Cry"
And if the sun comes up tomorrow, Letter "B."
And if the sun comes up tomorrow, Let her be.
"Let Her Cry"
I just run my hands, do what I dare.
I just run my hands through her dark hair.
"Let Her Cry"
I just stood on my ass and cried
I just sat on the couch and cried
"Let Her Cry"
I sat down on my couch and cried, yeah
Oh my Lord, please kill me.
I sat down on my couch and cried, yellin'
'Oh momma, please help me.'
"Let Her Cry"
I say that I don't care
I just rub my hands, do what I can
And I pray to God, you gotta help me find a way.
I say that I don't care
I just run my hands through her dark hair
And I pray to God, you gotta help me fly away.
"Let Her Cry"
I say that I don't care
I just run my hands through her Dockers
and I pray to God you gotta help me find a way
I say that I don't care
I just run my hands through her dark hair
and I pray to God you gotta help me fly away
"Let Her Cry"
She said there's the one I love the most
And Schnapps not far behind.
She said there's the one I love the most
But Stipe's not far behind.
"Let Her Cry"
She says Dad's the one I love the most
And Stripe's not far behind.
She said there's the one I love the most
And time's not far behind.
"Let Her Cry"
She says, "Dan's the one Iove the most, but Stan's not far behind."
She says, "Dad's the one I love the most, but Stipe's not far behind."
"Let Her Cry"
She sits along my lamppost
Trying to find a cutlet escaped her mind
She sits alone by a lamppost
Trying to find a thought that's escaped her mind
"Let Her Cry"
She sits on my lamppost.
She sits alone by a lamppost.
"Only Wanna Be With You"
I said Atlanta's great
I said that line is great
"Only Wanna Be With You"
I'm such a baby, yeah,
Endorphins make me cry
I'm such a baby, yeah,
The Dolphins make me cry
"Only Wanna Be With You"
I'm such a baby, yeah
Endorphins make me cry.
I'm such a baby, yeah
The Dolphins make me cry.
"Only Wanna Be With You"
I'm such a baby
Even endorphins make me cry.
I'm such a baby
The Dolphins make me cry.
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Put on a little village,
hey no offense
Put on a little Dylan,
sittin' on a fence
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Said I shot a man named Gray,
that had whacked a little old lady
Said I shot a man named Gray,
took his wife to Italy
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Sometimes you're crazy and I wonder why
I'm such a baby, yeah, the dolphins make me crap.
Sometimes you're crazy and you wonder why
I'm such a baby, yeah, the Dolphins make me cry.
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Sometimes you're crazy and you wonder why
I'm such a baby yeah the dog can make me cry
Sometimes you're crazy and you wonder why
I'm such a baby yeah the Dolphins make me cry
"Only Wanna Be With You"
The doorman makes me cry.
The Dolphins make me cry.
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Took his wife to Little League.
Took his wife to Italy.
"Only Wanna Be With You"
You can call me awful.
You can call me your fool.
"Running To The Devil"
Don't let me get toes in the mouth
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
"Time"
Children killing in the street
And I am but a color of the wind.
or
Children killing in the street
Dying for the color of a rag.
Children killing in the street
Dying for the color of red.
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