Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> H -> Hootie And The Blowfish
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There are 55 misheard song lyrics for Hootie And The Blowfish on amIright currently.
"Drowning"
Misheard Lyrics:
About some fabric scents living in a s*** caca.
Original Lyrics:
About some fat racist living in Chicago.
"Drowning"
Misheard Lyrics:
New west
Original Lyrics:
Living
"Drowning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to deal this ship-out heritage knotting.
Original Lyrics:
Tired of hearin' this s*** about heritage, not hate.
"Hannah Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't wanna see your son, no doubt.
Original Lyrics:
You don't wanna see the sun go down.
"Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I've gotta hammer you
'Cause I wanna run with you
'Cause I wanna run with you
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I've got a hand for you
'Cause I wanna run with you
'Cause I wanna run with you
"Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my hat
Want you to hold my hat
Want you to hold my hat
Original Lyrics:
Hold my hand
Want you to hold my hand
Want you to hold my hand
"Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought about your craft.
Original Lyrics:
I thought about your crimes.
"Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought about your crap
Then I still love
And then I screamed out loud.
Then I still love
And then I screamed out loud.
Original Lyrics:
I thought about your crimes
Then I stood up
And then I screamed aloud.
Then I stood up
And then I screamed aloud.
"Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna love to pieces, to pieces, I can
Original Lyrics:
I wanna love you the best that, the best that I can
"Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna love you
The bear said, the bear said, 'I can.'
The bear said, the bear said, 'I can.'
Original Lyrics:
I wanna love you
The best that, the best that I can.
The best that, the best that I can.
"Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna love you,
the bitch that, the bitch that I am
the bitch that, the bitch that I am
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna love you,
the best that, the best that I can
the best that, the best that I can
"Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe we can chew the world.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe we can change the world.
"Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, My God!
Original Lyrics:
Hold my hand.
"Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time it, warrior.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a hand for you.
"Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a little bees, and some honey
Original Lyrics:
With a little peace and some harmony
"Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a little peas and some hominy
Original Lyrics:
With a little peace and some harmony
"Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes indeed, I saw her standing there
Your tail was down, your a** is red
The comb might hurt your hair
I said, 'You love and let me see you smile'.
Your tail was down, your a** is red
The comb might hurt your hair
I said, 'You love and let me see you smile'.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday, I saw you standing there
Your head was down, your eyes were red
No comb had touched your hair
I said, 'Get up and let me see your smile'.
Your head was down, your eyes were red
No comb had touched your hair
I said, 'Get up and let me see your smile'.
"I Only Wanna Be With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took his wife to Little League
Original Lyrics:
Took his wife to Italy
"I Will Wait"
Misheard Lyrics:
A n***** feels so much better.
Original Lyrics:
And make her feel so much better.
"I Will Wait"
Misheard Lyrics:
Needs to smell her pubic hair.
Original Lyrics:
Needs to smell her, touch her hair.
"I Will Wait"
Misheard Lyrics:
Needs to smell her underwear
Original Lyrics:
Needs to smell her, touch her hair
"Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if the sun comes up tomorrow, Letter "B."
Original Lyrics:
And if the sun comes up tomorrow, Let her be.
"Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just run my hands, do what I dare.
Original Lyrics:
I just run my hands through her dark hair.
"Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just stood on my ass and cried
Original Lyrics:
I just sat on the couch and cried
"Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat down on my couch and cried, yeah
Oh my Lord, please kill me.
Oh my Lord, please kill me.
Original Lyrics:
I sat down on my couch and cried, yellin'
'Oh momma, please help me.'
'Oh momma, please help me.'
"Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat down on my couch in 'Dracula'
War for love, please will be
Won't you hold my hand?'
War for love, please will be
Won't you hold my hand?'
Original Lyrics:
I sat down on my couch and cried
Yelling, 'Oh, mama, please help me!'
Won't you hold my hand?'
Yelling, 'Oh, mama, please help me!'
Won't you hold my hand?'
"Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I say that I don't care
I just rub my hands, do what I can
And I pray to God, you gotta help me find a way.
I just rub my hands, do what I can
And I pray to God, you gotta help me find a way.
Original Lyrics:
I say that I don't care
I just run my hands through her dark hair
And I pray to God, you gotta help me fly away.
I just run my hands through her dark hair
And I pray to God, you gotta help me fly away.
"Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I say that I don't care
I just run my hands through her Dockers
and I pray to God you gotta help me find a way
I just run my hands through her Dockers
and I pray to God you gotta help me find a way
Original Lyrics:
I say that I don't care
I just run my hands through her dark hair
and I pray to God you gotta help me fly away
I just run my hands through her dark hair
and I pray to God you gotta help me fly away
"Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let her cry, if the tears fall down like rain
Let her sing, "Abba Deebey Dahbie dain".
Let her sing, "Abba Deebey Dahbie dain".
Original Lyrics:
Let her cry, if the tears fall down like rain
Let her sing, if it eases all her pain.
Let her sing, if it eases all her pain.
"Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said there's the one I love the most
And time's not far behind.
And time's not far behind.
Original Lyrics:
She says Dad's the one I love the most
And Stipe's not far behind.
And Stipe's not far behind.
Editor's note: For some reason, this line has been disputed. I think "Dad's the one I love the most..." is correct.
"Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said there's the one I love the most
And Schnapps not far behind.
And Schnapps not far behind.
Original Lyrics:
She said there's the one I love the most
But Stipe's not far behind.
But Stipe's not far behind.
"Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
She says, "Dan's the one Iove the most, but Stan's not far behind."
Original Lyrics:
She says, "Dad's the one I love the most, but Stipe's not far behind."
"Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sits along my lamppost
Trying to find a cutlet escaped her mind
Trying to find a cutlet escaped her mind
Original Lyrics:
She sits alone by a lamppost
Trying to find a thought that's escaped her mind
Trying to find a thought that's escaped her mind
"Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sits on my lamppost.
Original Lyrics:
She sits alone by a lamppost.
"Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sits on my lamppost
Trying to find a father's escape to mine
She says, 'There's the one I love the most
But the snot's right far behind.'
Trying to find a father's escape to mine
She says, 'There's the one I love the most
But the snot's right far behind.'
Original Lyrics:
She sits alone by the lamppost
Trying to find a thought that's escaped her mind
She says, 'Dad's the one I love the most
But Stipe's not far behind.'
Trying to find a thought that's escaped her mind
She says, 'Dad's the one I love the most
But Stipe's not far behind.'
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said Atlanta's great
Original Lyrics:
I said that line is great
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm such a baby, yeah,
Endorphins make me cry
Endorphins make me cry
Original Lyrics:
I'm such a baby, yeah,
The Dolphins make me cry
The Dolphins make me cry
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm such a baby, yeah
Endorphins make me cry.
Endorphins make me cry.
Original Lyrics:
I'm such a baby, yeah
The Dolphins make me cry.
The Dolphins make me cry.
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm such a baby
Even endorphins make me cry.
Even endorphins make me cry.
Original Lyrics:
I'm such a baby
The Dolphins make me cry.
The Dolphins make me cry.
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polly wanna be with you.
Original Lyrics:
I only wanna be with you.
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on a little building, ten-dollar fence
I say that lie is great, you ask me what it, If I...
Said I showed a men they pray, took his wife to a little bay
She'd been havin' a million bucks, and when she died, it came to me.
It came after me I'm looking.
I say that lie is great, you ask me what it, If I...
Said I showed a men they pray, took his wife to a little bay
She'd been havin' a million bucks, and when she died, it came to me.
It came after me I'm looking.
Original Lyrics:
Put on a little Dylan, sitting on a fence
I say that line is great, you ask me what it meant by:
'Said I shot a man named Gray, took his wife to Italy
She inherited a million bucks, and when she died, it came to me.
I can't help it if I'm lucky.'
I say that line is great, you ask me what it meant by:
'Said I shot a man named Gray, took his wife to Italy
She inherited a million bucks, and when she died, it came to me.
I can't help it if I'm lucky.'
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on a little village,
hey no offense
hey no offense
Original Lyrics:
Put on a little Dylan,
sittin' on a fence
sittin' on a fence
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said I shot a man named Gray,
that had whacked a little old lady
that had whacked a little old lady
Original Lyrics:
Said I shot a man named Gray,
took his wife to Italy
took his wife to Italy
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' on a little building,
Sittin' on a fence
You're a catastrophe,
You ask me what I meant
Said, 'Shot a man in Cree.'
Sittin' on a fence
You're a catastrophe,
You ask me what I meant
Said, 'Shot a man in Cree.'
Original Lyrics:
Put on a little Dylan
Sitting on a fence
I say that line is great
You ask me what I meant by
Said, 'I shot a man named Gray.'
Sitting on a fence
I say that line is great
You ask me what I meant by
Said, 'I shot a man named Gray.'
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes you're crazy and I wonder why
I'm such a baby, yeah, the dolphins make me crap.
I'm such a baby, yeah, the dolphins make me crap.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes you're crazy and you wonder why
I'm such a baby, yeah, the Dolphins make me cry.
I'm such a baby, yeah, the Dolphins make me cry.
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes you're crazy and you wonder why
I'm such a baby yeah the dog can make me cry
I'm such a baby yeah the dog can make me cry
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes you're crazy and you wonder why
I'm such a baby yeah the Dolphins make me cry
I'm such a baby yeah the Dolphins make me cry
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
The doorman makes me cry.
Original Lyrics:
The Dolphins make me cry.
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took his wife to Little League.
Original Lyrics:
Took his wife to Italy.
"Only Wanna Be With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call me awful.
Original Lyrics:
You can call me your fool.
"Running To The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let me get toes in the mouth
Original Lyrics:
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
"State Your Peace"
Misheard Lyrics:
State your peace, go insane.
Original Lyrics:
State your peace, go ahead and say it.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children killing in the street
And I am but a color of the wind.
or
Children killing in the street
Dying for the color of a rag.
And I am but a color of the wind.
or
Children killing in the street
Dying for the color of a rag.
Original Lyrics:
Children killing in the street
Dying for the color of red.
Dying for the color of red.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk about curious, dying for a rag
He's just wasting, wasting, wasting time.
He's just wasting, wasting, wasting time.
Original Lyrics:
Time without courage, time without fear
Is just wasting, wasting, wasting time.
Is just wasting, wasting, wasting time.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way to just strip me babe,
Strip me babe.
Strip me babe.
Original Lyrics:
The wind just stripped me bare
Stripped me bare.
Stripped me bare.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time, why you promise me?
Original Lyrics:
Time, why you punish me?
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Looking For Lucky album at Amazon.com
The Best of Hootie & the Blowfish (1993 Thru 2003) album at Amazon.com
Cracked Rear View album at Amazon.com
Scattered, Smothered and Covered album at Amazon.com
Hootie & The Blowfish album at Amazon.com
Fairweather Johnson album at Amazon.com
Musical Chairs album at Amazon.com
Musical Chairs album at Amazon.com
Let Her Cry album at Amazon.com
