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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for HIM that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 48 misheard song lyrics for HIM on amIright currently.

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"And Love Said No"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heal me!
Original Lyrics:
Kill me!
"And Love Said No"
Misheard Lyrics:
I banged the lips said no.
Original Lyrics:
I begged, and love said no.
"And Love Said No"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rising sandwich, hairy papaya
Original Lyrics:
Lies in a cemetary that bears my name.
"And Love Said No"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rising sandwich, hairy papaya
Original Lyrics:
Lies in a cemetary that bears my name.
"Buried Alive By Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I wake before I die
Frisking me with your smile.
Original Lyrics:
If I wake before I die
Rescue me with your smile.
"Buried Alive By Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I wake before I die
Go steady with your smile.
Original Lyrics:
If I wake before I die
Rescue me with your smile.
"Death Is In Love With Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not our fault
If the retard holds our hearts.
Original Lyrics:
It's not our fault
If the reaper holds our hearts.
"Death Is In Love With Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not our forty-foot reaper holds our hearts.
Original Lyrics:
It's not our fault that the reaper holds our hearts.
"Death Is In Love With Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not our forty-foot reaper love with us.
Original Lyrics:
It's not our fault if the reaper's in love with us.
"Heartache Every Moment"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deeper into our heavenly submarine
Original Lyrics:
Deeper into our heavenly suffering
"Heartkiller"
Misheard Lyrics:
Babe I'll be a Batman for a heartkiller
or
Babe I'll be a fat man for a heartkiller
Original Lyrics:
Babe I'll be a flatliner for a heartkiller
Sounds good either way..
"In Joy And Sorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
All our tears will have to wait.
Original Lyrics:
All our tears wiped away.
"In The Night Side Of Eden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever we'll be crucified to the trees.
Original Lyrics:
Forever we'll be crucified to a dream.
"Join Me In Death" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So anxious so te together
Together in Hell.
Original Lyrics:
So anxious to be together
Together in death.
"Join Me In Death" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So anxious to be together
Together in bed.
Original Lyrics:
So anxious to be together
Together in death.
"Join Me In Death" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are so young
Our lives have just begun
But already we're close to it
Escaped from this world
Original Lyrics:
We are so young
Our lives have just begun
But already we're considering
Escape from this world
"Join Me In Death" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are so young
Our lives have just begun
But already we're close to it
Escaped from this world.
Original Lyrics:
We are so young
Our lives have just begun
But already we're considering
Escape from this world.
"Join Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby join me in bed
Original Lyrics:
Baby join me in death
"Join Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, join me in bed.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, join me in death.
"Join Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Join me in the head
Original Lyrics:
Join me in death
"Killing Loneliness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As solid shoe begs us to stay.
Original Lyrics:
As solitude begs us to stay.
"Killing Loneliness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Killing loneliness that tears my heart into two.
Original Lyrics:
Killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tomb.
"Pretending"
Misheard Lyrics:
People pretending
Original Lyrics:
Keep on pretending.
"Pretending"
Misheard Lyrics:
So keep on pretending It won't be the end in a grave and
Original Lyrics:
So keep on pretending It will be the end of our craving
"Pretending"
Misheard Lyrics:
The glorious art of staining shelves
Original Lyrics:
The glorious art of staining souls
"Sigillum Diaboli" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Christ and I want Hell.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Christ to die on you.
"Sigillum Diaboli" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Christ and I want you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Christ and I die on you.
"Soul On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Venom of the girls we rape
Original Lyrics:
The venom of the cross we bear
"Soul On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think of all the girls we b***ed.
Original Lyrics:
The venom of the cross we bear.
"Sweet Pandemonium"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Tupac', she said so sweet.
Original Lyrics:
Truth that could set souls free.
"Sweet Pandemonium"
Misheard Lyrics:
The truth that could set souls fool.
Original Lyrics:
The truth that could set souls free.
"The Funeral of Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be ready to see the undevine
Original Lyrics:
The heretic seal beyond divine
"The Funeral of Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
The heretic seal be on the wine
Prey her to a goat who's the F. Entwine.
Original Lyrics:
The heretic seal beyond divine
A prayer to a god who's deaf and blind.
"The Funeral of Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
When love is a goat
Separating me from you
Original Lyrics:
When love is a gun
Separating me from you
"The Funeral of Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
When love is a gum
Separating me from you.
Original Lyrics:
When love is a gun
Separating me from you.
"The Path"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shadows are rising and day will fall
Original Lyrics:
Shadows are rising and they will fall
"The Sacrament"
Misheard Lyrics:
The revelation is at H~M~V.
Original Lyrics:
The revelation is our patron fear.
"The Sacrament"
Misheard Lyrics:
The revelation is of hatred and fear.
Original Lyrics:
The revelation is our patron fear.
"The Sacrament"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sacrament of one-inch truth.
Original Lyrics:
The sacrament of what is true.
"The Sacrament"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sacrament of orange juice
Original Lyrics:
The sacrament of what is true
"The Sacrament"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sacrament of warm orange juice
Original Lyrics:
The sacrament of warmth is true
"Under The Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have never minded the way back home
Your heart's under the rose.
Original Lyrics:
I admit my defeat and want back home
Your heart under the rose.
"Under the Rose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I admit my defeat--woob!--back home
Your heart under the rose.
Original Lyrics:
I admit my defeat and want back home
Your heart under the rose.
"Vampire Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All faith is lost in helly games
Original Lyrics:
All faith is lost for Hell regained.
"Vampire Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All faith is lust for Henry Gates.
Original Lyrics:
All faith is lost for Hell regained.
"Venus (In Our Blood)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her savior was never on a cross pierced with mayonnaise.
Original Lyrics:
Her savior was never on a cross pierced with nails.
"Venus (In Our Blood)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Venus de Milo, seven times above dark waters
Original Lyrics:
Venus denies your severing tides above dark waters
"Venus Doom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch me fall for you
My p**** too
Original Lyrics:
Watch me fall for you
My venus doom

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