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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Herman's Hermits that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 86 misheard song lyrics for Herman's Hermits on amIright currently.

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"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese and mustard avoid
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid.
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She is a muscular boy.
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid.
Please note: Gerry & The Pacemakers never recorded this.
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular Boyd
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular boy, a complete impossiblilty.
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid, a complete impossiblity.
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular boy.
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid.
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular boy.
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid.
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular boy
A complete impossibility.
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid
A complete impossibility.
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular boy
A complete impossibility.
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid
A complete impossibility.
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular boy
A complete impossibility.
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid
A complete impossibility.
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular boy
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus must have heard Freud
or
She's a muscular droid
or
She's a muscular droid
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular void
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a mustard boy
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a natural boy, a complete impossibility
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid, a complete impossibility
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a nut to a boy, a complete impossiblilty.
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid, a complete impossiblity.
"A Must To Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so much of a boy.
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid.
"A Must to Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular boy - a complete impossibility
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid...
"A Must to Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's too much for a boy, a complete impossibility
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid, a complete impossiblity.
"A Must to Avoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's turned back to a boy, a complete impossibility
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid, a complete impossiblity
"Dandy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you congregate the bars
Original Lyrics:
And you can't escape the past
"Dandy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackin' up the ladies
Original Lyrics:
Chattin' up the ladies
"Hold On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And tell the whole world
"No, she's mine!"
Original Lyrics:
And let the whole world
Know she's mine
"I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aye, Henry ate my hand
Original Lyrics:
I'm Henry the 8th I am
"I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Enemy the Eighth, I am, I am.
Original Lyrics:
Henry the Eighth, I am, I am.
"I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Henry of the Apes I am
Original Lyrics:
I am Henry the Eighth I am
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Henry the Ape, I am
or
I met her in the eighth I am
or
I met her in the eighth I am
Original Lyrics:
I'm Henry the Eighth I am
Was originally written in 1911
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Henry the Acorn Man.
Original Lyrics:
I am Henry the Eighth, I am.
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Henry the Egg I am
Original Lyrics:
I am Henry the Eighth I am
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a rich old man,
I'm Henry, Henry the Eighth I am
Original Lyrics:
I'm her eighth old man,
I'm Henry, Henry the Eighth I am
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a ripe old man
I'm Hen-r-y!
Original Lyrics:
I'm her eighth old man
I'm Hen-r-y!
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm entering the ice, I am.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Henry the Eighth, I am.
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm really with the 'H' I am
Really with the 'H' I am, I am.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am.
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It would'nt be a worry or a sin.
Original Lyrics:
I wouldn't be a Willie or a Sam.
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She wouldn't have a willow on a stand
Original Lyrics:
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She wouldn't tup a Willy or a Sam.
Original Lyrics:
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam.
"I'm Into Something Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked the seal next week
Original Lyrics:
I asked to see her next week
"I'm Into Something Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew it couldn't be Chester, Juan, and Stan.
Original Lyrics:
I knew it couldn't be just a one-night stand.
"I'm Into Something Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew it couldn't be Mr. On Nightstand.
Original Lyrics:
I knew it couldn't be just a one-night stand.
"I'm Into Something Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I asked to see her next week
And she taught me haiku.
Original Lyrics:
So I asked to see her next week
And she told me I could.
"I'm Into Something Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something tells me I'm in for something good.
Original Lyrics:
Something tells me I'm into something good.
"Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to shop with her on something rare.
Original Lyrics:
Girls as sharp as her are something rare.
"Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs Brown, you've got a lovely daughter
Girls with chartruce hair are something rare
Original Lyrics:
Mrs Brown, you've got a lovely daughter
Girls as sharp as her are something rare
"Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs Brown, you've got an ugly daughter
Girls as fat as her are something rare.
Original Lyrics:
Mrs Brown, you've got a lovely daughter
Girls as sharp as her are something rare.
"Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, to shop with her is something rare.
Original Lyrics:
Girls as sharp as her are something rare.
"Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls with short-cropped hair are something rare.
Original Lyrics:
Girls as sharp as her are something rare.
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls are sharp and bent on something rare.
Original Lyrics:
Girls as sharp as her are something rare.
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls who shop like her are something rare
Original Lyrics:
Girls as sharp as her are something rare
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls with chartruce hair are something rare.
Original Lyrics:
Girls as sharp as her are something rare.
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to shop with her is something rare
Original Lyrics:
Girls as sharp as her are something rare
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If she finds that I've been drowned to sea-o
Tell her that I well and doing fine.
Original Lyrics:
If she finds that I've been 'round to see her
Tell her that I'm well and doing fine.
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Brown, you've got an ugly doctor.
Original Lyrics:
Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter.
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Brown, you've got to love your daughter.
Original Lyrics:
Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter.
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking about even in a cloud, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Walking about even in a crowd, well...
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking about even in a crowd
Well, your p***er out, makes a bloke feel so proud.
Original Lyrics:
Walking about even in a crowd
Well, you'll pick her out, makes a bloke feel so proud.
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter
Girls with chartreuse hair are something rare.
Original Lyrics:
Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter
Girls as sharp as her are something rare.
"Must To Avoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular boy, a complete impossibility.
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid, a complete impossibility.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A terrorist house in a mean street back of town.
Original Lyrics:
A terraced house in a mean street back of town.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A terrorist house in a mill street back of town
Original Lyrics:
A terraced house in a mean street back of town
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A terrorist's house in a mean street back of town.
Original Lyrics:
A terraced house in a mean street back of town.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house in the main street part of town
Becomes a shrine when I think of you only
Just to put you down.
Original Lyrics:
And all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house in a mean street back of town
Becomes a shrine when I think of you only
Just two up, two down.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind the door where mother brings the screen
Original Lyrics:
Behind the door where my love reigned as queen.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind the door where my love raised a scream.
Original Lyrics:
Behind the door where my love reigned as Queen.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house and a mystery factory cow
Original Lyrics:
But all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house in a mean street back of town
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But all that's left is to play rock and roll me
A tenent house in a mean street back of town.
Original Lyrics:
But all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house in a mean street back of town.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How could they know that Palestine had been
Behind the door where Mama's vengenace at queen?
Original Lyrics:
How could they know the palace there had been
Behind the door where my love reigned as queen?
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems to coincide.
Original Lyrics:
It seems a common sight.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to hunt you down
Original Lyrics:
Just two up, two down
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No milk today
It wasn't always so
The company was gay
He turn I.e. today.
Original Lyrics:
No milk today
It wasn't always so
The company was gay
We turn night into day.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bottle stands alone, the symbol of the dog
Original Lyrics:
The bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bottle stands for log
A symbol of the dog.
Original Lyrics:
The bottle stands forlorn
A symbol of the dawn.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bottle stands for love
A symbol of the dove.
Original Lyrics:
The bottle stands forlorn
A symbol of the dawn.
"No Milk Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The buckets ask for love
As simple as the dog.
Original Lyrics:
The bottle stands forlorn
A symbol of the dawn.
"She's a Must to Avoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a muscular boyuu
Original Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid
"Silhouettes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me in or else I'll wee down your door.
Original Lyrics:
Let me in or else I'll beat down your door.
"Silhouttes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oliver daze
Two silhouettes on the shade.
Original Lyrics:
All of our days
Two silhouettes on the shade.
"There's A Kind Of Hush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a can of crush all over the world
Original Lyrics:
There's a kind of hush all over the world
"There's A Kind Of Hush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a can of fish all over the world tonight
Original Lyrics:
There's a kind of hush all over the world tonight
"There's A Kind Of Hush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a can of fish
All over the world tonight.
Original Lyrics:
There's a kind of hush
All over the world tonight.
"There's A Kind Of Hush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a can of hash all over the world.
Original Lyrics:
There's a kind of hush all over the world.
"There's A Kind of Hush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a can of flesh all over the world tonight
Original Lyrics:
There's a kind of hush all over the world tonight
"There's A Kind of Hush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a kind of love all over the world tonight
or
There's a kind of rush all over the world tonight
or
There's a kind of rush all over the world tonight
Original Lyrics:
There's a kind of hush all over the world tonight
"There's a Kind of Hush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a can to crush all over the world
Original Lyrics:
There's a kind of hush all over the world
"Wonderful World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go watching 'bout history.
Original Lyrics:
Don't know much about history.

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