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"All She Wants To Do Is Dance"
Mother drive cocktail
Molotov cocktail
"All She Wants To Do Is Dance"
Picking up prisoners, and putting them in a pan.
Picking up prisoners, and putting them in a pen.
"All She Wants To Do Is Dance"
They can still sell the Army
all the girls that they can do
They can still sell the Army
all the drugs that they can do
"All She Wants To Do Is Dance"
They're picking up the pieces and putting them in a can.
They're picking up the prisoners and putting them in a pen.
"All She Wants To Do Is Dance"
With mud in their eyes
With blood in their eyes
"All She Wants To Do"
And pee his pants
He don't mind the heat coming off the sheets
He wants to potty, he wants to get down.
And make romance
She don't mind the heat coming off the street
She wants to party, she wants to get down.
"Boys Of Summer"
After the poison has gone.
After the boys of summer have gone.
"Boys Of Summer"
After the poison son of a gun.
After the boys of summer are gone.
"Boys Of Summer"
After the poison son-of-a-gun
After the boys of summer have gone.
"Boys Of Summer"
After the poison summer had gone.
After the boys of summer have gone.
"Boys Of Summer"
After the poison summer has gone.
After the boys of summer have gone.
"Boys Of Summer"
Autumn of poison, summer of fun.
After the boys of summer are gone.
"Boys Of Summer"
Deadly the poison son of a gun
After the boys of summer have gone
"Boys Of Summer"
Etiquette poison, sumer has gone.
After the boys of summer have gone.
"Boys Of Summer"
Have turned the boys in, summer has gone.
After the boys of summer have gone
"Boys Of Summer"
I can see you
Your bra strap shinin' in the sun.
I can see you
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun.
"Boys Of Summer"
I can see you
Your breasts cast shadows in the sun.
I can see you
Your brown skin shining in the sun.
"Boys Of Summer"
I can see you
Your breasts keep shinin' in the sun.
I can see you
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun.
"Boys Of Summer"
I can see you
Your breasts keep shining in the sun.
I can see you
Your brown skin shining in the sun.
"Boys Of Summer"
I can see you
Your breasts keep shining in the sun
I can see you
Your brown skin shining in the sun.
"Boys Of Summer"
I can see you
Your breasts keep shinning in the sun.
I can see you
Your brown skin shining in the sun.
"Boys Of Summer"
I can see you
Your bronze kept shining in the sun.
I can see you
Your brown skin shinning in the sun.
"Boys Of Summer"
I can see you
Your penis keeps shining in the sun.
I can see you
Your brown skin shining in the sun.
"Boys Of Summer"
I can see you
You broads get shiny in the sun.
I can see you
Your brown skin shining in the sun.
"Boys Of Summer"
I can't tell you my love for you will still be strong.
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong.
"Boys Of Summer"
I saw a dead head sticking on a Cadillac.
I saw a Dead Head sticker on a Cadillac.
"Boys Of Summer"
I saw a dead head sticking on a cadillac.
I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.
"Boys Of Summer"
Love is cold poison, son of a gun
After the Boys of Summer have gone
"Boys Of Summer"
Out on the road today, I saw a Deadhead sitting on a Cadillac.
Out on the road today, I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.
"Boys Of Summer"
Out on the road today, I saw a Deadhead stick around a Cadillac.
Out on the road today, I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.
"Boys Of Summer"
Out on the road today, I saw a Deadhead stick her on a Cadillac.
Out on the road today, I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.
"Boys Of Summer"
Poison summer
Boys of summer
"Boys Of Summer"
Remember those dead dog nights
I wonder if it was a dream.
I never will forget those nights
I wonder if it was a dream.
"Boys Of Summer"
Your bra strap swinging in the sun
Your brown skin shining in the sun
"Boys Of Summer"
Your pants keep shinin' in the sun.
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun.
"Boys of Summer"
Acid or poison son of a gun
After the boys of summer are gone
"Boys of Summer"
After the poison sound of a gun
After the boys of summer have gone
"Boys of Summer"
After the poison, summer has gone
After the boys of summer have gone
"Boys of Summer"
your breath is smelling in the sun
or
I can see you, your bra strap shining in the sun
or
I can see you, your breasts keep shining in the sun...
or
I can see you, Your balls get shattered in the sun
or
I can see you bra strap shatter in the sun
or
I can see you bra strap shatter in the sun
I can see you, your brown skin shining in the sun
"Boys of Summer"
I can see you,
your breasts keep shining in the sun
I can see you,
your brown skin shining in the sun
"Boys of Summer"
I can see you,
your brown stain shinning in the sun
I can see you,
your brown skin shinning in the sun
"Boys of Summer"
I can see you, your bra strap shining in the sun.
I can see you, your brown skin shining in the sun.
"Boys of Summer"
I can see you
Your world's gettin' shattered in the sun.
I can see you
Your brown skin shining in the sun.
"Boys of Summer"
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the poison, summer has gone.
I can tell you my love for will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone.
"Boys of Summer"
I thought I knew what love was. What did I know? Those days are gone forever. I should just let on go of it.
I thought I knew what love was. What did I know? Those days are gone forever. I should just let them go, but--
"Boys of Summer"
My lovely Lu Lu will still be strong.
My love for you will still be strong.
"Boys of Summer"
Poison summer
Boys of summer
"Boys of Summer"
The words kept shining in the sun.
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun.
"Boys of Summer"
You got YOUR top pulled down, sunglasses on baby
You got that top pulled down and that radio on, baby
"Boys of Summer"
You got your hair shaved back and those, way fellows on baby.
You got that hair slicked back and those Wayfarers on, baby.
"Boys of Summer"
Your Browns game shinin' in the sun
or
Your bright skin shinin' in the sun
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
"Boys of Summer"
Your bra strap shining in the sun
or
Your breaths gettin' shattered in the sun
or
Your breasts get shattered in the sun
or
Your bra casts a shadow in the sun
or
Your bra casts a shadow in the sun
Your bright skin shinin in the sun
"Dirty Laundry"
Get the windows on the set.
Get the widow on the set.
"Dirty Laundry"
Kick 'em belly up
Kick 'em belly down
Kick 'em belly skin
Kick 'em all around.
or
Kick them while they're up
Kick them while their down
Kick them in the shins
Kick them all around.
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around.
"Dirty Laundry"
Kick 'em belly up
Kick 'em belly down
Kick'em belly skid
Kick'em all around.
or
Kick them while they're up
Kick them while they're down
Kick them in their shins
Kick them all around.
Kick them while they're up
Kick them while they're down
Kick them when they're stiff
Kick them all around.
"Dirty Laundry"
Kick 'em in the butt
Hit the buddy down.
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down.
"Dirty Laundry"
Kick 'em in the n**s.
Kick 'em when they're up.
"Dirty Laundry"
Kick 'em in the nuts, kick 'em in the balls
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
"Dirty Laundry"
Kick 'em where they sit
or
Kick 'em with the s**t
or
Kick 'em in the shin
or
Kick 'em in the shin
Kick 'em when they're stiff
"Dirty Laundry"
Kick 'em when they're sick.
Kick 'em when they're stiff.
"Dirty Laundry"
Kick 'em with a stick
Kick 'em all around.
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around.
"Dirty Laundry"
Kick a puppy up
Kick a puppy down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
"Dirty Laundry"
Kick the money up, kick the money down.
Kick them when they're up, kick them when they're down.
"Dirty Laundry"
Never heard a bleach-blonde go down at five.
We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who comes on at five.
"Dirty Laundry"
Stick 'em in the butt, stick 'em in the mouth.
kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down.
"Dirty Laundry"
We all know that craft is king.
we all know that crap is king.
"Dirty Laundry"
We all know that crap is king,
Keep your dirty laundry
or
We all know that crap is king,
Eat your dirty laundry
or
We all know that crap is king,
Eat your dirty laundry
We all know that crap is king,
Give us dirty laundry.
"Dirty Laundry"
We can do it in your window,
we can dance and sing.
We can do the innuendo,
we can dance and sing.
"Dirty Laundry"
We can doo-doo in your window
We can dance and sing.
We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing.
"Drivin' With Your Eyes Closed"
Let's go scrape on with your asshole
Let's go scrape across the terrazzo
"Drivin' With Your Eyes Closed"
Some guys were born to ramble
Some guys breathe bubble air
Some guys were born to Rimbaud
Some guys breathe Baudelaire
"End Of The Innocence"
Armchair lawyers often fail.
Armchair warriors often fail.
"End Of The Innocence"
For this hired old man that we elected him.
For this tired old man that we elected king.
"End Of The Innocence"
For this tired old man with the electric cane
For this tired old man that we elected King
"End Of The Innocence"
For this tired old man with the electric cane
For this tired old man that we elected King
"End Of The Innocence"
I know a place where we can go
But still I'm touched by men.
I know a place where we can go
That's still untouched by man.
"End Of The Innocence"
Lay your airbag on the ground
Lay your head back on the ground
"End Of The Innocence"
OJ warriors after it fails
Armchair warriors often fail
"End Of The Innocence"
Open up your dusty pants.
Offer up your best defense.
"End Of The Innocence"
Open up your dusty pants
Offer up your best defense
"End Of The Innocence"
Open up your festive pants
This is the end of the Renaissance.
Offer up your best defense
This is the end of the innocence.
"End Of The Innocence"
Pucker up your best new dress,
this is the end of the renaissance
Offer up your best defense,
this is the end of the innocence
"End Of The Innocence"
They're beating plowshares into swords
For this tight old man re-elected king.
They're beating plowshares into swords
For this tired old man that we elected King.
"End Of The Innocence"
They're beating plowshares into swords
Fathers tied up men with the electric cane.
They're beating plowshares into swords
For this tired old man that we elected King.
"End Of The Innocence"
They're beating plowshares into swords
For this tired old man with the electric cane.
They're beating plowshares into swords
For this tired old man that we elected King.
"End Of The Innocence"
This is the end of the premises
This is the end of the innocence
"Heart of the Matter"
And the work I've put between us really doesn't keep us warm
or
And this workout book between us really doesn't keep us warm
or
And this workout book between us really doesn't keep us warm
And the work I put between us. You know, it doesn't keep me warm
"Heart of the Matter"
They're the furry things we kill I guess
They're the very things we kill I guess
"Heart of the Matter"
They're the furry things we kill I guess
They're the very things we kill I guess
"I Will Not Go Quietly"
I ain't Italian
I ain't no tiger
"I Will Not Go Quietly"
I will not, Doke Whatley
I will not go quietly
"In a New York Minute"
And you know your limit
In a New York minute
"In a New York Minute"
If you find somebody to love in this world,
you'd better hang on to their neck
If you find somebody to love in this world,
you'd better hang on tooth and nail
"Inside Job"
Insect universe
or
Infinite universe
Indifferent universe
"New York Minute"
If you find somebody to love in this world
You'd better hang on to their hair.
or
If you find somebody to love in this world
You'd better hang on to the mail.
If you find somebody to love in this world
You'd better hang on tooth and nail.
"New York Minute"
Livin' in in mini.
In a New York minute.
"New York Minute"
With a New York gimmick
In a New York Minute
"Not Enough Love In The World"
I was either standing in your shadow
All the luck in your lies.
I was either standing in your shadow
Or blocking your light.
"Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat"
'Cause the devil will take you on
And the sharp rebels in the chicken coop.
'Cause the devil will drag you under
By the sharp lapels of your checkered coat.
"Sometimes Love Just Ain't Enough"
And I don't really matter to anyone, anymore
That don't really matter to anyone, anymore
"Sometimes Love Just Ain't Enough"
It makes the sunlight thunder
It makes a sound like thunder
"Sunset Grill"
'Cause all his customers my name.
Calls all his customers by name.
"Sunset Grill"
Calls all his customers 'Bonnie'
Calls all his customers by name
"Sunset Grill"
Down at the Sausage Grill.
Down at the Sunset Grill.
"Sunset Grill"
Down at the Sausage Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill
"Sunset Grill"
Down at the Sausage Mill.
Down at the Sunset Grill.
"Sunset Grill"
Down at the Sen-Sen Brim
Down at the Sunset Grill
"Sunset Grill"
Down at the Sochey Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill
"Sunset Grill"
Down at the Sunset Griddle.
Down at the Sunset Grill.
"Sunset Grill"
Down at the sausage mill
Down at the Sunset Grill
"Sunset Grill"
Down at the sausage mill
Down at the Sunset Grill
"Sunset Grill"
Down at the sausage mill
Down at the Sunset Grill
"Sunset Grill"
Down on the sausage, girl
Down at the Sunset Grill
"Sunset Grill"
Down, at the saucy grrrrrl!
Down at the Sunset Grill
"The Boys Of Summer"
After the poison summer has gone.
After the boys of summer have gone.
"The Boys Of Summer"
And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the poison summer has gone.
And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone.
"The End Of The Innocence"
For this timer old man that we electric cane
On J. War years often fails.
For this tired old man what we elected King
Armchair warriors often fails.
"The End Of The Innocence"
This is the end of the incest.
This is the end of the innocence.
"The End of The Innocence"
Old Jay Walsh is off to the fair.
or
Old Joe Walsh is off to the fair.
Armchair warriors often fail.
"The End of The Innocence"
That saves malt down in each of us.
That same small town in each of us.
"The End of the Innocence"
For this tight old man with the electric chain
For this tired old man that we've elected king
"The Heart Of The Matter"
But my w***** gets weak.
But my will gets weak.
"The Heart Of The Matter"
I've been tryin' to get down
To the heart of the mammoth.
I've been tryin' to get down
To the heart of the matter.
"The Heart Of The Matter"
Make us throw our back and take it.
Make us throw off our contentment.
"The Heart Of The Matter"
They let you down y'know that hurts your bride.
They let you down and hurt your pride.
"The Heart Of The Matter"
They're the furry things we kill, our guests.
They're the very things we kill, I guess.
"The Heart Of The Matter"
Trust and self-assurance that lead to happiness
They're scary things, you kill her, I guess.
Trust and self-assurance that lead to happiness
They're the very things we kill, I guess.
"The Last Worthless Evening"
Every night, it's the same old houses in these broken rooms
(Time, time, ticket ticket, ticket) Take it away.
Every night, it`s the same old crowd in smoky rooms
(Time, time, ticking ticking, ticking) Ticking away.
"The Last Worthless Evening"
Tai, Tai, T.K., T.K., T.K.
Time, time, ticking ticking, ticking