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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hed P.E. that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 15 misheard song lyrics for Hed P.E. on amIright currently.

"Bartender"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want your company
I want you to c** for me, just c** for me.
Original Lyrics:
I just want your company
I want you to comfort me, just comfort me.
"Circus"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got him again
Oh man, f***ing b****! Sh**.
Original Lyrics:
In the garden of heathens
Oh, man f*** confession!
"Darky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Banjo boy, monkey soup man.
Move in from the right to see that m*****f***er
Makin' less money than a dance hall teacher.
Original Lyrics:
G.I. Joe boy, monkey suit man
Shamu 5-0 flatfoot m*****f***er
Makin' less money than a damn school teacher.
This submission comes from a bad lyric site.
"Darky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn of the century, age of a microwave
One on the commode, one's f***in' decayed.
Original Lyrics:
Turn of the century, age of a microwave
One foot on the moon, one foot in a cave.
"Ground"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found the picture at the bottom of my closet.
Original Lyrics:
I found a way to wrap around all of my problems.
"I Got You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ha-gochu! Ha-gochu!
Original Lyrics:
I got you! I got you!
"Jesus (of Nazareth)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm afraid of the crucifix that ain't on my wall.
Original Lyrics:
I'm afraid of the crucifix hanging on my wall.
"Killing Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' for that quick fix and tweekin' all night.
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' for that quick fix and drinkin' all night.
"P.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry I couldn't erupt too.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry I couldn't live up to.
"Schpamb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Checkin' my teeth for a living
Original Lyrics:
Checkin' my I.D. for a living
"Schpamb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a s*** on your shoulder.
Original Lyrics:
What's with that chip on your shoulder?
"Schpamb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired of dealin' with the B-I-G-P-O-P-P-ar Dee.
Original Lyrics:
Tired of dealin' with the P-I-G-C-O-W-A-R-D.
"Stevie"
Misheard Lyrics:
C'mon I'm not that f*cked up,
I'm not little stinkin Wardner, whatever
Original Lyrics:
C'mon I'm not deaf or dumb,
I'm not little Stevie Wonder, whatever
"The Meadow"
Misheard Lyrics:
All those busters hang around you.
Original Lyrics:
All those posters hang around you.
"Waiting To Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
I f***ed your sister!
Original Lyrics:
I f*** the system!

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