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"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
A show with everything, a jewel grinner.
Original Lyrics:
A show with everything but Yul Brynner.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
A show with everything, a pure grinner
Original Lyrics:
A show with everything but Yul Brynner
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
A very special little history
Original Lyrics:
A little flesh, a little history
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you're lucky then the guy's a she
Original Lyrics:
And if you're lucky then the god's a she.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bangkok, Oriental city
Original Lyrics:
Bangkok, Oriental setting
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
But city don't know what city is yet.
Original Lyrics:
But the city don't know what the city is getting.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the city don't know what the city is kept
Original Lyrics:
But the city don't know what the city is getting
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get tied! You're talkin' to a tourist.
Original Lyrics:
Get Thai'd! You're talkin' to a tourist.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get tied, you're talking to a Taurus
Original Lyrics:
Get Thai'd, you're talking to a tourist.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get tired, you're talking to a tourist.
Original Lyrics:
Get Thai'd, you're talking to a tourist.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hentai! You're talkin' to a tourist.
Original Lyrics:
Get Thai'd! You're talkin' to a tourist.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet you watch, I would invite you,
but the Queen's wheels would not excite you
but the Queen's wheels would not excite you
Original Lyrics:
I'd let you watch, I would invite you,
but the Queens we use would not excite you
but the Queens we use would not excite you
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet you'd watch, I would invite you
But the dreams we use would not excite you.
But the dreams we use would not excite you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you.
But the queens we use would not excite you.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel the ages sliding next to me.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel an angel sliding up to me.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel the danger sliding next to me.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel an angel sliding up to me.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
I give my kids above the waistline suction
Original Lyrics:
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hit my kids above the waist line, Sunshine.
Original Lyrics:
I get my kicks above the waist line, Sunshine.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd let you watch, I would invite you,
but the Queen's wheels would not excite you
but the Queen's wheels would not excite you
Original Lyrics:
I'd let you watch, I would invite you,
but the Queens we use would not excite you
but the Queens we use would not excite you
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a tag, it's a sport, it's really such a pity to be looking at the bar, not looking at the city.
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Original Lyrics:
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity to be looking at the board, not looking at the city.
Whaddya mean!
Whaddya mean!
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's no ordinary menu.
Original Lyrics:
There's no ordinary venue.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not much between this barren ecstasy
Original Lyrics:
Not much between despair and ecstasy
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not much between this pear and eggs to see
or
Not much between this pair of eggs to see.
or
Not much between this pair of eggs to see.
Original Lyrics:
Not much between despair and ecstasy
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
One night in Bangkok and the world goes bastard (Said in a Yorkshire accent).
Original Lyrics:
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
One night in Bangkok
And the world's your hustler.
And the world's your hustler.
Original Lyrics:
One night in Bangkok
And the world's your oyster.
And the world's your oyster.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
One night in Bangkok
And the world's your foot stool.
And the world's your foot stool.
Original Lyrics:
One night in Bangkok
And the world's your oyster.
And the world's your oyster.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
One night in Bangok and the next Bugtussell.
Original Lyrics:
One night in Bangkok makes a hard guy humble.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
One night and 'bang!' caught
or
One night in a bang cot
or
One night in a bang cot
Original Lyrics:
One night in Bangkok
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
One night in makeup makes a hard man crumble.
Original Lyrics:
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
One town's buried like another
When your hand's down over your Reese's, brother.
When your hand's down over your Reese's, brother.
Original Lyrics:
One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother.
When your head's down over your pieces, brother.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
One town's very like another
When you hand over your Visas, brother.
When you hand over your Visas, brother.
Original Lyrics:
One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother.
When your head's down over your pieces, brother.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
One towns very like another
When your head's down over your feces, brother.
When your head's down over your feces, brother.
Original Lyrics:
One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, Brother.
When your head's down over your pieces, Brother.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or Haiti or, or this place
Original Lyrics:
Or Hastings or, or this place
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Showing everything but Juu Brynner.
Original Lyrics:
A show with everything but Yul Brynner.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since the Tirolean spa has the chess board in it
Original Lyrics:
Since the Tyrolean spa had the chess boys in it
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since the Tyrolean spa has the chess boards in it
Original Lyrics:
Since the Tyrolean spa has the chess boys in it
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somerset up in the Somerset palm suite
Original Lyrics:
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bars and temples start to pulsate free
Original Lyrics:
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bars are temples but the balls ain't free
Original Lyrics:
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bars are temples, but the girls ain't free
Original Lyrics:
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a show with everything but you'll bring 'em
Original Lyrics:
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a show with everything but Yul Brynner.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
The creme de la creme of the chest world
In a show with everything, but you'll bring 'em.
In a show with everything, but you'll bring 'em.
Original Lyrics:
The creme de la creme of the chess world
In a show with everything but Yul Brynner.
In a show with everything but Yul Brynner.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world's your coaster
Original Lyrics:
The world's your oyster
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're bars and temples but the bulls ain't free
Original Lyrics:
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
This grips me more than would a muddy old river or reclining footer
Original Lyrics:
This grips me more than would a muddy old river or reclining Buddha
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time flies, doesn't seem a minute since the Dairy Lee and bar had the chess bar in it.
All change, don't you know that when you play at this level in the Waterbury menu
All change, don't you know that when you play at this level in the Waterbury menu
Original Lyrics:
Time flies, doesn't seem a minute since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it.
All change, don't you know that when you play at this level there's no ordinary venue
All change, don't you know that when you play at this level there's no ordinary venue
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time flies, doesn't seem a minute since the Dairy Lee and bar had the chess bars in it.
Oh change, don't you know that when you play at this level in the Waterbury menu
Oh change, don't you know that when you play at this level in the Waterbury menu
Original Lyrics:
Time flies, doesn't seem a minute since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it.
All change, don't you know that when you play at this level, there's no ordinary venue.
All change, don't you know that when you play at this level, there's no ordinary venue.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tongue tied! You're talkin' to a tourist.
Original Lyrics:
Get Thai'd! You're talkin' to a tourist.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuck a** tumble.
Original Lyrics:
Tough guys tumble.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two girls, small and sweet
Somerset up in the Somerset Bumsqueak.
Somerset up in the Somerset Bumsqueak.
Original Lyrics:
Tea, girls, warm and sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset-Maugham suite.
Some are set up in the Somerset-Maugham suite.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you play at this level, it's no ordinary menu
Original Lyrics:
When you play at this level, there's no ordinary venue
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see one crowd overlook this stinking town.
Original Lyrics:
You've seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see, one crowd ever looked at this stinking town
Original Lyrics:
You've seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll find a garden, every gold in hubstop.
Original Lyrics:
You'll find a god in every golden cloister.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the guts of sheep.
And if you're lucky then the guts of sheep.
Original Lyrics:
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she.
And if you're lucky then the god's a she.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll find a garden every golden hoist-land
or
You'll find a god in every golden hoister
or
You'll find a god in every golden hoister
Original Lyrics:
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll find a god in every golden oyster.
Original Lyrics:
You'll find a god in every golden cloister.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll find a god in every golden wasteland.
Original Lyrics:
You'll find a god in every golden cloister.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll find a guard in ever golden hoister
Original Lyrics:
You'll find a God in every golden cloister
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll find a guard in every golden cluster
Original Lyrics:
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll find a guy in every golden Chrysler.
Original Lyrics:
You'll find a god in every golden cloister.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've seen one crowded, polluted, septic town.
Original Lyrics:
You've seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town.
"One Night in Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
...and the Hare Krishna
Original Lyrics:
...and the world's your oyster
"One Night in Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Hare Krishna
Original Lyrics:
And the world's your oyster.
"One Night in Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the world's your coaster
Original Lyrics:
And the world's your oyster
"One Night in Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bangkok, oriental city
Original Lyrics:
Bangkok, oriental setting
"One Night in Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the city don't know what the city has got
...
All change, don't you know that when you
Play at this level at no ordinary venue
...
The bars are temples but their pulse ain't free
You'll find a guard in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky, then the guards are she
...
You've seen one crowded, epileptic, stinking town
"Hey there, small and sweet
(Sweet) sun-set
Up in the sun-set pulse suite"
...
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
...
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys stumble
...
I don't see you guys raping
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
...
All change, don't you know that when you
Play at this level at no ordinary venue
...
The bars are temples but their pulse ain't free
You'll find a guard in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky, then the guards are she
...
You've seen one crowded, epileptic, stinking town
"Hey there, small and sweet
(Sweet) sun-set
Up in the sun-set pulse suite"
...
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
...
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys stumble
...
I don't see you guys raping
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
Original Lyrics:
But the city don't know what the city is getting
...
All changed, don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue
...
The bars are temples but their pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky, then the god's a she
...
You've seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town
...
Tea, girls, warm and sweet (sweet)
Some are set up
In the Somerset Maugham suite
...
One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble
...
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
...
I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
...
All changed, don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue
...
The bars are temples but their pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky, then the god's a she
...
You've seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town
...
Tea, girls, warm and sweet (sweet)
Some are set up
In the Somerset Maugham suite
...
One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble
...
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
...
I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
"One Night in Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the queen's Wii U would not excite you.
Original Lyrics:
But the queens we use would not excite you.
Editor's note: The "Wii U" did not exist in 1985, when this song was made. Therefore this mishearing is not plausible. It's an anachronism.
"One Night in Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get tied! You took her to a tourist booth
Every move's among the purest.
Every move's among the purest.
Original Lyrics:
Get Thai'd! You're talkin' to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest.
Whose every move's among the purest.
"One Night in Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
One night in Baghdad
Original Lyrics:
One night in Bangkok
"One Night in Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
One night in Bangkok when the world's your coaster
Original Lyrics:
One night in Bangkok when the world's your oyster
"One Night in Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
One night, my bum stool
Original Lyrics:
One night in Bangkok
"One Night in Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since they drearily installed all the chess boards in it
Original Lyrics:
Since the Tyrolean spa had the chess boys in it
"One Night in Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tea, girls, warm and sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset-Maugham suite.
Some are set up in the Somerset-Maugham suite.
Original Lyrics:
T-girls, warm and sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset-Maugham suite.
Some are set up in the Somerset-Maugham suite.
"One Night in Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
You took it to attorneys
Original Lyrics:
You took it to a tourist
"One Night in Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll find a god in every golden Hutspa.
Original Lyrics:
You'll find a god in every gold cloister.
"Superstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And such a strange place?
Original Lyrics:
And such a strange land?
"Superstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese and chive, superstar
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, Superstar
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