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"Jesus Christ Superstar"
Cheese and chive, superstar
Jesus Christ, Superstar
"One Night In Bangkok"
A show with everything, a jewel grinner.
A show with everything but Yul Brynner.
"One Night In Bangkok"
A show with everything, a pure grinner
A show with everything but Yul Brynner
"One Night In Bangkok"
Bangkok, Oriental city
Bangkok, Oriental setting
"One Night In Bangkok"
But the city don’t know what the city is kept
But the city don’t know what the city is getting
"One Night In Bangkok"
Get tired, you're talking to a tourist.
Get Thai'd, you're talking to a tourist.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Hentai! You're talkin' to a tourist.
Get Thai'd! You're talkin' to a tourist.
"One Night In Bangkok"
I bet you'd watch, I would invite you
But the dreams we use would not excite you.
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you.
"One Night In Bangkok"
I can feel the danger sliding next to me.
I can feel an angel sliding next to me.
"One Night In Bangkok"
I give my kids above the waistline suction
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
"One Night In Bangkok"
I hit my kids above the waist line, Sunshine.
I get my kicks above the waist line, Sunshine.
"One Night In Bangkok"
I'd let you watch, I would invite you,
but the Queen's wheels would not excite you
I'd let you watch, I would invite you,
but the Queens we use would not excite you
"One Night In Bangkok"
It's no ordinary menu.
There's no ordinary venue.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Not much between this barren ecstasy
Not much between despair and ecstasy
"One Night In Bangkok"
Not much between this barren ecstasy
Not much between despair and ecstasy
"One Night In Bangkok"
One night in Bangkok and the world goes bastard (Said in a Yorkshire accent).
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster.
"One Night In Bangkok"
One night in Bangkok
And the world's your foot stool.
One night in Bangkok
And the world's your oyster.
"One Night In Bangkok"
One night in Bangok and the next Bugtussell.
One night in Bangkok makes a hard guy humble.
"One Night In Bangkok"
One night and 'bang!' caught
or
One night in a bang cot
or
One night in a bang cot
One night in Bangkok
"One Night In Bangkok"
One night in makeup makes a hard man crumble.
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.
"One Night In Bangkok"
One night, my bum stool
One night in Bangkok
"One Night In Bangkok"
One town's buried like another
When your hand's down over your Reese's, brother.
One town's very like another
But When your head's down over your pieces, brother.
"One Night In Bangkok"
One town's very like another
When you hand over your Visas, brother.
One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother.
"One Night In Bangkok"
One towns very like another
When your head's down over your feces brother.
One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, Brother.
"One Night In Bangkok"
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a show with everything but you'll bring 'em
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a show with everything but Yul Brynner.
"One Night In Bangkok"
The creme de la creme of the chest world
In a show with everything, but you'll bring 'em.
The creme de la creme of the chess world
In a show with everything but Yul Brynner.
"One Night In Bangkok"
The world's your coaster
The world's your oyster
"One Night In Bangkok"
Tongue tied! You're talkin' to a tourist.
Get Thai'd! You're talkin' to a tourist.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Tuck a** tumble.
Tough guys tumble.
"One Night In Bangkok"
Two girls, small and sweet
Somerset up in the Somerset Bumsqueak.
Tea, girls, warm and sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset-Maugham suite.
"One Night In Bangkok"
When you play at this level, it's no ordinary menu
When you play at this level, it's no ordinary venue
"One Night In Bangkok"
You see one crowd overlook this stinkin' town.
You've seen one crowded, polluted, stinkin' town.
"One Night In Bangkok"
You see, one crowd ever looked at this stinking town
You've seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town
"One Night In Bangkok"
You'll find a garden, every gold in hubstop.
You'll find a god in every golden cloister.
"One Night In Bangkok"
You'll find a god in every gloden cloister
And if you're lucky then the guts of sheep.
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she.
"One Night In Bangkok"
You'll find a god in every golden oyster.
You'll find a god in every golden cloister.
"One Night In Bangkok"
You'll find a guy in every golden Chrysler.
You'll find a god in every golden cloister.
"One Night In Bangkok"
You've seen one crowded, polluted, septic town.
You've seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town.
"One Night in Bangkok"
It’s a tag, it’s a sport, it’s really such a pity to be looking at the bar, not looking at the city.
Wait a minute!
It’s a drag, it’s a bore, it’s really such a pity to be looking at the board, not looking at the city.
Whaddya mean!
"One Night in Bangkok"
They’re bars and temples but the bulls ain’t free
The bars are temples but the pearls ain’t free
"One Night in Bangkok"
You'll find a garden every golden hoistland
or
You'll find a god in every golden hoister
or
You'll find a god in every golden hoister
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
"One Night in Bangkok"
You'll find a god in every golden wasteland.
You'll find a god in every golden cloister.
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