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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Happy Mondays that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 7 misheard song lyrics for Happy Mondays on amIright currently.

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Misheard Lyrics:
When did the Simpsons begin ?
Original Lyrics:
When did the symptoms begin ?
The misheard version is also quote in Laurie Duggan's Music poem.
"Kinky Afro"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stand the needle
Original Lyrics:
I can't stand the needy
"Loose Fit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need no skin tied to my wardrobe today
Original Lyrics:
Don't need no skin tights in my wardrobe today
"Step On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna stand by the fire
Original Lyrics:
Gonna stamp out your fire
"Step On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mad cow won't go moo again.
Original Lyrics:
He's gonna step on you again.
"Step On"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you talk so hitman
Original Lyrics:
You know you talk so hip man
"Step on"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's gonna step on poo again
Original Lyrics:
He's gonna step on you again

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