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"Back Off B*tch"
Bag of, bag of fish.
Back off, back off b**ch.
"Back Off, Bitch"
Black eyed, black eyed peas
Back off, back off bitch
"Bad Obsession"
I call my mother
She's just a cook now
She said I'm sick in the head!
I call my mother
She's just a c*** now
She said I'm sick in the head!
"Bad Obsession"
I can't stop thinkin' 'bout linkin' one more time.
I can't stop thinkin' 'bout seein' ya one more time.
"Bad Obsession"
I can't stop thinkin' bout linkin' one more time.
I can't stop thinkin' bout seein' ya one more time.
"Breakdown"
The one you love is the one
Who makes your d***s get higher.
The one you love is the one
That should take you higher.
"Breakdown"
Then ramen provided the wings of the dove.
Then Brahman provided the wings of the dove.
"Breakdown"
Thus spake, the super glue
Thus spake, the super guru
"Civil War"
And all these things are Web Design.
And all these things are swept aside.
"Civil War"
And the grocery store
Ain't got bread.
In a human grocery store
Ain't that fresh.
"Civil War"
And the grocery store
Ain't got bread.
In a human grocery store
Ain't that fresh?
"Civil War"
Look at you young and biting.
Look at your young men fighting.
"Civil War"
My pants are tied
My hands are tied
"Civil War"
My pants are tight.
My hands are tied.
"Civil War"
Washed away by dinner time
Washed away by your genocide
"Civil War"
What we've got here is failure Duke Newcake
Some men you just can't leech.
What we've got here is failure to communicate
Some men you just can't reach.
"Civil War"
You're power hungry selling sausage
In a human grocery store.
You're power hungry selling soldiers
In a human grocery store.
"Coma"
Both my father and father are gay
It's a miracle how long I've been straight.
Slippin' farther and farther away
It's a miracle how long we can stay.
"Dead Horse"
I'd like to think that I'm in love with a dead whore
I'd like to think that our loves worth a tad more.
"Dead Horse"
I'd like to think that our love is a tadpole
That's slowly developing into a frog.
I'd like to think that our love's worth a tad more
It may sound funny, but you'd think by now.
"Dead Horse"
Sometimes I'm feeling like I'm being a dead whore.
Sometimes I'm feeling like I'm beating a dead horse.
"Don't Cry"
'cause we're havin' a ball game baby
There's a Heaven above you baby
"Don't Cry"
Do not you cray to night
I sill love you, baby.
Don't you cry tonight
There's a Heaven above you, baby.
"Don't Cry"
Don't you cry tonight
'Cause we're havin' a ball now, baby.
Don't you cry tonight
There's a Heaven above you, baby.
"Don't Cry"
Don't you cry tonight
'Cause we're having a ball game, baby.
Don't you cry tonight
There's a Heaven above you, baby.
"Don't Cry"
Don't you cry tonight
Never ever bawl, you baby.
Don't you cry tonight
There's a Heaven above you, baby.
"Don't Cry"
Talk to me softly,
there's something in your rice
Talk to me softly,
there's somethin' in your eyes
"Don't Cry"
There's something in your a**.
There's something in your eyes.
"Don't Damn Me"
Don't damn me
When I sneak a piece of pie.
Don't damn me
When I speak a piece of mind.
"Double Talkin' Jive"
F*** off, Banana Face.
F***ed up, and outta place.
"Dust N' Bones"
I sit down and cry.
I said that's right.
"Garden of Eden"
Lost in the cafeteria
Lost in the Garden of Eden
"I Used To Love Her (But I Had To Kill Her)"
I used to love beer
But I hate tequilla.
I used to love her but
But I had to kill her.
"I Used To Love Her..."
I used to love her, but I had tequila.
I used to love her, but I had to kill her.
"I Used To Love Her"
I used to love her, but I had tequila
I used to love her but, but I had to kill her
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
I'm not knockin' on heaven's door.
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
Knock knock knockin' on every door
Knock knock knockin' on heaven's door
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
Knock knock knockin' on the bathroom door
Knock knock knockin' on Heaven's door
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
Knock, knock, knockin' on the head next door
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
Mama take this vast remain.
Mama take this badge from me.
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
Mama, put my gum on the ground
I can't chew it anymore
Mama, put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
Mama, take this bath for me
I can't do it, any more.
Mama, take this badge from me
I can't use it anymore.
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
Momma put my gum in the ground
I can't chew them anymore
Mama put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
Nyuk, nyuk, nyukin' on the oven door.
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door.
"Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
Knock Knock Knocking on a head of stone
Knock Knock Knocking on heaven's door
"Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
Rock, rock, rocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
"Knocking On Heaven's Door"
F***, f*** f***ing an expensive w**ore
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door
"Knocking On Heaven's Door"
Knocking on Kevin's door.
Knocking on Heaven's door.
"Live & Let Die"
Let's all eat pie
Live and let die.
"Live & Let Die"
Live and f*** pie.
Live and let die.
"Live & Let Die"
Liver, don`t die.
Live and let die.
"Move to the City"
I'm always fighting with the police and the honkies.
I'm always buying with local desert junkies.
"Mr Brownstone"
We've been dancing with Mr. Groundstone
he's been knocking, he won't give me a loan
We've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone,
he's been knocking, and he won't leave me alone
"Mr. Brownstone"
Dancing in the Disco Prime Zone
Dancing with Mr. Brownstone
"Mr. Brownstone"
We've been dancing with Paula Poundstone.
We've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone.
"Mr. Brownstone"
We've been dancing with fists of brownstone.
or
We've been dancing with Mr. Brown's son.
We've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone.
"My Michelle"
She used to dye her hair red,
but now she dyes it brown- huh!
She used to love her heroin,
but now she's underground- huh!
"My Michelle"
She used to love her hair all wet.
She used to love her heroin.
"My Michelle"
So you stay out late at night
And you do yourself for free.
So you stay out late at night
And you do your coke for free.
"My Michelle"
Your daddy works in pornto now that Mommy's not around
Your daddy works in porno now that Mommy's not around
"Night Train"
I want a night train.
I'm on a night train.
"Nightrain"
I've got a Doggy Dog side smile.
I got a dog eat dog sly smile.
"Nightrain"
Take the wedding car to the liquor store
Take your credit card to the liquor store
"Nightrain"
Wake up late, honey put on your clothes
and take your wedding car to the liquor store
Wake up late, honey put on your clothes,
and take your credit card to the liquor store
"Nightrain"
Wake up late, honey put on your clothes,
and take your pretty car to the liquor store
or
Wake up late, honey put on your clothes,
and take your pretty car to the niggers door
or
Wake up late, honey put on your clothes,
and take your pretty car to the niggers door
Wake up late, Honey put on your clothes
Take your credit card, to the liquor store
"November Rain"
'Cause nuts don't lasts forever
Eatin' cold November rain
'Cause nothin' last forever
Even cold November rain
"November Rain"
A ruckus in a Falcon in the cold November rain
I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain.
"November Rain"
And it's hard to hold together in a cold November rain
And it's hard to hold a candle in a cold November rain
"November Rain"
Baby, Baby, the roof's on fire
Everybody needs somebody
"November Rain"
It's hard to hold the sandals, in the cold November rain.
It's hard to hold the candle, in the cold November rain.
"November Rain"
Nothing lasts forever, even gogo and Lorraine.
Nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain.
"November Rain"
Nuts don't last forever in a cold November rain.
Nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain.
"November Rain"
Old rockers end up walking in the cold November rain.
Or I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain.
"November Rain"
Or rock is in the falcon in the cold November rain
Or I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain
"November Rain"
Or rockers end up walking
Or i'll just end up walking
"November Rain"
Or rockets in the vulcan in the cold November rain.
Or I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain.
"November Rain"
Robins in the park and the cold November rain
Well I'll just end up walkin in the cold November rain
"November Rain"
Rockets in the pocket in the cold November rain
Or i'll just end up walkin' in the cold November rain
"November Rain"
Roger send a pumpkin in the cold November rain
I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain
"November Rain"
Ruckus in the Walkin's, in the cold November rain.
Or I'll just end up walkin' in the cold November rain.
"November Rain"
The rabbis and the pumpkins in the cold November rain
Or i'll just end up walkin' in the cold November rain
"November Rain"
The robbers in the bargain in the cold November rain.
Or I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain.
"November Rain"
The rockets and the pumpkins in the cold November rain
I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain
"November Rain"
When I look into your eyes
I can see a lovely pain.
When I look into your eyes
I can see a love restrained.
"November Rain"
Wockets in my pockets in the cold November rain.
I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain.
"One In A Million"
And start some mediocre ranch.
Like start some mini Iran.
"One In A Million"
Holy St. Neots, that's right
Get out of my way.
Police and n*****s, that's right
Get out of my way.
"One In A Million"
Or start some millions of scams
Or spread some mucky disease.
Or start some video rent
Or spread some f***ing disease.
"One In A Million"
or start some millions of scams, or spread some mucky disease
or start some mini iran, or spread some f**king disease
"Paradise City"
Don't run away.
So far away.
"Paradise City"
Don't swallow away.
So far away.
"Paradise City"
Fake the cow into the Paraglide piety.
Take me down to Paradise City.
"Paradise City"
Hotcakes that's tough to beat
Hard Case that's tough to beat
"Paradise City"
Oh won't you please take a hold?
Oh, won't you please take me home?
"Paradise City"
Take me down to Americot City
Take me down to a paradise city
"Paradise City"
Take me down to Perfect Ice City.
Take me down to Paradise City.
"Paradise City"
Take me down to Prairie Dog City.
Take me down to Paradise City.
"Paradise City"
Take me down to a very nice city.
Take me down to the Paradise City.
"Paradise City"
Take me down to a very nice city
Take me down to the paridise city
"Paradise City"
Take me down to the Fairy-Glass City.
Take me down to the Paradise City.
"Paradise City"
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green on the black city.
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
"Paradise City"
Take me down to the Paradox City.
Take me down to the Paradise City.
"Paradise City"
Take me down to the Prairie Dog City.
or
Take me do to the very last city.
Take me down to Paradise City.
"Paradise City"
Take me down to the Prairie-Dog City.
or
Take me down to the very last city.
Take me down to the Paradise City.
"Paradise City"
Take me down to the bare-a**ed city.
Take me down to the Paradise City.
"Paradise City"
Take me down to the monkey lice city
or
Take me down to the white rice city
or
Take me down to the very last city
or
Take me down to the very nice city.
Take me down to the Paradise City.
"Paradise City"
Take me down to the pair of dice city.
Take me down to paradise city.
"Paradise City"
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the cash is green and the guys are pretty.
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
"Paradise City"
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is muddy and the girls are slutty
Oh, won't you please take my bum, yayeya?
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and girl's are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home, yayeya?
"Paradise City"
Take me down to the prairie-dog city.
Take me down to the paradise city.
"Paradise City"
Take me down to the very last city
Where the grass is green and the girls got titties
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
"Paradise City"
Take me down to the very last city.
Take me down to Paradise City.
"Paradise City"
Take me down to the very last city
Where the grass is green and the girls are sh**ty
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
"Paradise City"
Take me down to the very last city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
"Paradise City"
Take me down to the very last city
Take me down to Paradise City
"Paradise City"
Take me down to the very nice city.
Take me down to the Paradise City.
"Paradise City"
Trapped in the perils of the doughnut park
Captain America's been torn apart
"Paradise City"
Where the grass is free and the girls are easy
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
"Patience"
Sad shoe man take it slow
Sad woman take it slow
"Patience"
Sometimes I get so p**sed.
Sometimes I get so tense.
"Pretty Tied Up (Live Version)"
"The Poles are walking away" - Blackadder.
The perils of rock 'n' roll decadence
"Pretty Tied Up"
Kitty's tied up
Hanging upside down.
She's pretty tied up
Hanging upside down.
"Reckless Life"
Million dollar pidgeons that I know
With million dollar visions that I hold
"Reckless Life"
Million dollar pidgeons that I own.
With million dollar visions that I hold.
"Right Next Door To Hell"
Rednecks go to Hell.
Right next door to Hell.
"Rocket Queen"
A bisexual in your window
In this burned out paradise.
I'm a sexual innuendo
In this burned out paradise.
"Rocket Queen"
Here I am a neurotic queen
Here I am and you're a rocket queen
"Rocket Queen"
Here I am, an erotic queen.
Here I am, and you're rocket queen.
"Rocket Queen"
I'm a saxphone in your window
In this burnt down paradise.
I am a sexual innuendo
In this burnt down paradise.
"Rocket Queen"
I've got a tongue-like eraser.
I've got a tongue like a razor.
"Since I Don't Have You"
I don't have planters' games.
I don't have plans or schemes.
"Sorry"
Can't find the door.
All that you've done for me.
"Sweet Child O' Mine"
A rear view mirror is a one stay place
Where as a child that Ieeey I.
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
Where, as a child, I'd hide.
"Sweet Child O' Mine"
Her hair reminds me of a one-take place
Where as a child, I'd ride.
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a child, I'd hide.
"Sweet Child O' Mine"
Oh sweet chilies and wine
Oh sweet child of mine
"Sweet Child O' Mine"
Ohhh that's, sweet cherry pie.
Ohhh, sweet child o' mine
"Sweet Child O' Mine"
See the tide is high.
Sweet child of mine
"Sweet Child O' Mine"
She's got eyes of the bluest skies and if they've got a brain...
She's got eyes of the bluest skies and if they thought of rain...
"Sweet Child O' Mine"
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
And if she bought a brain
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
And if they thought of rain
"Sweet Child O' Mine"
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
And if they caught a break
or
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
And if they thought of rain
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
"Sweet Child O' Mine"
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
And if they gonna rain.
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
And if they thought of rain.
"Sweet Child O' Mine"
Sweet China doll
Sweet child of mine
"Sweet Child O' Mine"
Sweet child drinking wine
Sweet child of mine
"Sweet Child O' Mine"
Sweet child on mine
Sweet child of mine
"Sweet Child O' Mine"
Sweet child, good bye-eye
Sweet child o' mine
"Sweet Child O'Mine"
Why hell reminds me of a one safe place
Her hair reminds me of a one safe place
"Sweet Child Of Mine"
And pray for the thunder and the rain...oh why did you have to die
And pray for the thunder and the rain, to quietly pass me by
"Sweet Child Of Mine"
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
Where, as a child, I died
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
Where, as a child, I'd hide
"Sweet Child Of Mine"
She eats pies and has fat ass thighs
Her husband is called Shane.
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
as if they thought of rain.
"Sweet Child Of Mine"
She's got eyes of the bluest kind and if they bought a brain
I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an anouncers face
She's got eyes of the bluest skies and if they thought of rain
I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
"Sweet Child Of Mine"
She's got eyes of the bluest skies and toothpaste for a brain.
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rain.
"Sweet Child Of Mine"
Sweet dynamite
Sweet child o' mine
"Sweet Child Of Mine"
Switch out of mind
Sweet child o mine
"Sweet Child Of Mine"
Why did you pass me by?
To quietly pass me by.
"Sweet Child Of Mine"
oh...oh...sweet dynamite
oh...oh...sweet child of mine
"There Was A Time"
When we held onto the guns.
The one who took the fall,
"Think About You"
Deep inside I love you miss.
Deep inside I love you best.
"Think About You"
There was a little leopard baby you found it
There was a little left and babe you found
"Used To Love Her"
I used to love her, but I have tequila.
I used to love her, but I had to kill her.
"We Love Barney Fife!"
We didn't burn the fight.
or
We'll all burn the fire.
We love Barney Fife!
"Welcome To The Jungle"
And when you're high you never wanna be down, so down, so down
or
And when you're high you never ever wanna come down suck down suck down suck down
or
And when you're high you never ever wanna come down suck down suck down suck down
and when you're high you never ever wanna come down so down so down so down
"Welcome To The Jungle"
I, I wanna hear yours cream.
I, I wanna hear you scream.
"Welcome To The Jungle"
If you got the money honey, we've got George's knees
If you got the money honey, we've got your disease
"Welcome To The Jungle"
If you got the money honey, we've got joker's ease.
If you got the money honey, we've got your disease.
"Welcome To The Jungle"
If you got to hook up with what you see
Take it into me.
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it, eventually.
"Welcome To The Jungle"
If you've got the money, honey
We got STDs.
If you got the money, honey
We got your disease.
"Welcome To The Jungle"
In the jungle welcome to the jungle,
feel my, my, my surfing team.
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle,
feel my, my, my serpentine.
"Welcome To The Jungle"
In the jungle wlecome to the jungle won't you bring me to my knees
or
In the jungle wlecome to the jungle, won't you me mine seventeen
or
In the jungle wlecome to the jungle, won't you me mine seventeen
In the jugle welcome to the jungle won't you feel my serpentine
"Welcome To The Jungle"
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Won't you be my servin' teen?
or
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Won't you be my seventeen?
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Won't you feel my serpentine?
"Welcome To The Jungle"
It gets worser every day.
It gets worse here every day.
"Welcome To The Jungle"
It gets worst a day.
It gets worse here every day.
"Welcome To The Jungle"
Sit down.
Come down.
"Welcome To The Jungle"
Sit down
Sucked down
"Welcome To The Jungle"
We got everything you want,
honey we know the names
We are the people who define,
whatever you may need...
We got everything you want,
honey we know the names
We are the people who can find,
whatever you may need...
"Welcome To The Jungle"
Welcome to the Jungle
Feel my, my, my spaghetti.
Welcome to the Jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine.
"Welcome To The Jungle"
Welcome to the jungle
We got blacks and gays.
Welcome to the jungle
We got fun and games.
"Welcome To The Jungle"
You can have anything you want
but you better not take it for free
You can have anything you want
but you better not take it from me
"Welcome To The Jungle"
You gotta hook-up for what ya see
If you got a hunger for what ya see
"Welcome To The Jungle"
You know where you are?
You're in my b***hole, baby.
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby.
"You Ain't The First"
Goodbye to Eugene.
Goodbye to you, girl.
"You Could Be Mine"
And a penguin's seen that movie too. Owl!
'Cause I think we've seen that movie too. yeeeow!
"You Could Be Mine"
And you can get yourself a lawyer with ridiculous demands
And you can take the biggest sofa, but it's more than I can stand.
Don't forget to call my lawyer with ridiculous demands
And you can take the pity so far, but it's more than I can stand.
"You Could Be Mine"
Don't fork it to call my lawyers with ridiculous demands
And you can take the bed and sofa 'cos it's ok, I can stand!
Don't forget to call my lawyer with ridiculous demands
And you can take the pity so far, but it's more than I can stand.
"You Could Be Mine"
Five years is forever
and you haven't grown a beard
Five years is forever
and you haven't grown up yet
"You Could Be Mine"
With your b**** slap grandpa.
With your b**** slap rappin'.
"You Could Be Mine"
You can take the bed 'n' sofa cuz it's more than I can stand
You can take the pitty so far cuz it's more than I can stand