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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Guns N' Roses that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 212 misheard song lyrics for Guns N' Roses on amIright currently.

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"Back Off B*tch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bag of, bag of fish.
Original Lyrics:
Back off, back off b**ch.
"Back Off, Bitch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black eyed, black eyed peas
Original Lyrics:
Back off, back off bitch
"Bad Obsession" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I call my mother
She's just a cook now
She said I'm sick in the head!
Original Lyrics:
I call my mother
She's just a c*** now
She said I'm sick in the head!
"Bad Obsession" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stop thinkin' 'bout linkin' one more time.
Original Lyrics:
I can't stop thinkin' 'bout seein' ya one more time.
"Bad Obsession" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stop thinkin' bout linkin' one more time.
Original Lyrics:
I can't stop thinkin' bout seein' ya one more time.
"Breakdown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The one you love is the one
Who makes your d***s get higher.
Original Lyrics:
The one you love is the one
That should take you higher.
"Breakdown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then ramen provided the wings of the dove.
Original Lyrics:
Then Brahman provided the wings of the dove.
"Breakdown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thus spake, the super glue
Original Lyrics:
Thus spake, the super guru
"Civil War" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all these things are Web Design.
Original Lyrics:
And all these things are swept aside.
"Civil War" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the grocery store
Ain't got bread.
Original Lyrics:
In a human grocery store
Ain't that fresh.
"Civil War" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the grocery store
Ain't got bread.
Original Lyrics:
In a human grocery store
Ain't that fresh?
"Civil War" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a human grocery store
Ain't that French?
Original Lyrics:
In a human grocery store
Ain't that fresh?
"Civil War" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at you young and biting.
Original Lyrics:
Look at your young men fighting.
"Civil War" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My pants are tied
Original Lyrics:
My hands are tied
"Civil War" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My pants are tight.
Original Lyrics:
My hands are tied.
"Civil War" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Washed away by dinner time
Original Lyrics:
Washed away by your genocide
"Civil War" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What we've got here is failure Duke Newcake
Some men you just can't leech.
Original Lyrics:
What we've got here is failure to communicate
Some men you just can't reach.
"Civil War" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What we've got here is, Faliure Deblukeys
Original Lyrics:
What We've got here is Failure To Cummunicate
"Civil War" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're power hungry selling sausage
In a human grocery store.
Original Lyrics:
You're power hungry selling soldiers
In a human grocery store.
"Coma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Both my father and father are gay
It's a miracle how long I've been straight.
Original Lyrics:
Slippin' farther and farther away
It's a miracle how long we can stay.
"Dead Horse" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to think that I'm in love with a dead whore
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to think that our loves worth a tad more.
"Dead Horse" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to think that our love is a tadpole
That's slowly developing into a frog.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to think that our love's worth a tad more
It may sound funny, but you'd think by now.
"Dead Horse" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I'm feeling like I'm being a dead whore.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I'm feeling like I'm beating a dead horse.
"Don't Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we havin' a party baby
Original Lyrics:
There's a Heaven above you baby
"Don't Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause we're havin' a ball game baby
Original Lyrics:
There's a Heaven above you baby
"Don't Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do not you cray to night
I sill love you, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you cry tonight
There's a Heaven above you, baby.
"Don't Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you cry tonight
'Cause we're havin' a ball now, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you cry tonight
There's a Heaven above you, baby.
"Don't Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you cry tonight
'Cause we're having a ball game, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you cry tonight
There's a Heaven above you, baby.
"Don't Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you cry tonight
Never ever bawl, you baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you cry tonight
There's a Heaven above you, baby.
"Don't Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk to me softly,
there's something in your rice
Original Lyrics:
Talk to me softly,
there's somethin' in your eyes
"Don't Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's something in your a**.
Original Lyrics:
There's something in your eyes.
"Don't Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
coz we're havin' a ball, baby
Original Lyrics:
There's a heaven above you, baby.
"Don't Damn Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I've been what I have been
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I've been where I have been
"Don't Damn Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't damn me
When I sneak a piece of pie.
Original Lyrics:
Don't damn me
When I speak a piece of mind.
"Double Talkin' Jive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** off, Banana Face.
Original Lyrics:
F***ed up, and outta place.
"Dust N' Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sit down and cry.
Original Lyrics:
I said that's right.
"Garden of Eden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in the cafeteria
Original Lyrics:
Lost in the Garden of Eden
"I Used To Love Her (But I Had To Kill Her)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to love beer
But I hate tequilla.
Original Lyrics:
I used to love her but
But I had to kill her.
"I Used To Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to love her, but I had tequila
Original Lyrics:
I used to love her but, but I had to kill her
"I Used to Love her"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to love her
But I had tequila
Original Lyrics:
I used to love her
But I had to kill her
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not knockin' on heaven's door.
Original Lyrics:
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock Knock Knocking on a head of stone
Original Lyrics:
Knock Knock Knocking on heaven's door
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock knock knockin' on every door
Original Lyrics:
Knock knock knockin' on heaven's door
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock knock knockin' on the bathroom door
Original Lyrics:
Knock knock knockin' on Heaven's door
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock, knock, knockin' on the head next door
Original Lyrics:
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama put my gum in the ground,
I can't chew them anymore
Original Lyrics:
Mama put my gun in the ground,
I can't shoot them anymore
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama take this vast remain.
Original Lyrics:
Mama take this badge from me.
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, put my gum on the ground
I can't chew it anymore
Original Lyrics:
Mama, put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, take this bath for me
I can't do it, any more.
Original Lyrics:
Mama, take this badge from me
I can't use it anymore.
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma put my gum in the ground
I can't chew them anymore
Original Lyrics:
Mama put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nyuk, nyuk, nyukin' on the oven door.
Original Lyrics:
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door.
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock, rock, rocking on heaven's door
Original Lyrics:
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
"Knockin' on Heaven's Door" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock, knock, knockin' on Neville's door.
Original Lyrics:
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door.
"Knocking On Heaven's Door" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F***, f*** f***ing an expensive w**ore
Original Lyrics:
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door
"Knocking On Heaven's Door" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knocking on Kevin's door.
Original Lyrics:
Knocking on Heaven's door.
"Live & Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all eat pie
Original Lyrics:
Live and let die.
"Live & Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Live and f*** pie.
Original Lyrics:
Live and let die.
"Live & Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liver, don`t die.
Original Lyrics:
Live and let die.
"Move to the City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm always fighting with the police and the honkies.
Original Lyrics:
I'm always buying with local desert junkies.
"Mr Brownstone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been dancing with Mr. Groundstone
he's been knocking, he won't give me a loan
Original Lyrics:
We've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone,
he's been knocking, and he won't leave me alone
"Mr. Brownstone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing in the Disco Prime Zone
Original Lyrics:
Dancing with Mr. Brownstone
"Mr. Brownstone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been dancing with Paula Poundstone.
Original Lyrics:
We've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone.
"Mr. Brownstone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been dancing with fists of brownstone.
or
We've been dancing with Mr. Brown's son.
Original Lyrics:
We've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone.
"My Michelle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She used to dye her hair red,
but now she dyes it brown- huh!
Original Lyrics:
She used to love her heroin,
but now she's underground- huh!
"My Michelle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She used to love her hair all wet.
Original Lyrics:
She used to love her heroin.
"My Michelle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you stay out late at night
And you do yourself for free.
Original Lyrics:
So you stay out late at night
And you do your coke for free.
"My Michelle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your daddy works in pornto now that Mommy's not around
Original Lyrics:
Your daddy works in porno now that Mommy's not around
"Night Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a night train.
Original Lyrics:
I'm on a night train.
"Nightrain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a Doggy Dog side smile.
Original Lyrics:
I got a dog eat dog sly smile.
"Nightrain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the wedding car to the liquor store
Original Lyrics:
Take your credit card to the liquor store
"Nightrain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your wedding card to the liquor store
Original Lyrics:
Take your credit card to the liquor store
(I also just realized that it's not doggy dog like smile.... apparently I made up all the lyrics to this song!)
"Nightrain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up late, honey put on your clothes
and take your wedding car to the liquor store
Original Lyrics:
Wake up late, honey put on your clothes,
and take your credit card to the liquor store
"Nightrain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up late, honey put on your clothes,
and take your pretty car to the liquor store
or
Wake up late, honey put on your clothes,
and take your pretty car to the niggers door
or
Wake up late, honey put on your clothes,
and take your pretty car to the niggers door
Original Lyrics:
Wake up late, Honey put on your clothes
Take your credit card, to the liquor store
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause nuts don't lasts forever
Eatin' cold November rain
Original Lyrics:
'Cause nothin' last forever
Even cold November rain
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A ruckus in a Falcon in the cold November rain
Original Lyrics:
I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain.
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's hard to hold together in a cold November rain
Original Lyrics:
And it's hard to hold a candle in a cold November rain
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, Baby, the roof's on fire
Original Lyrics:
Everybody needs somebody
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's hard to hold the sandals, in the cold November rain.
Original Lyrics:
It's hard to hold the candle, in the cold November rain.
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's hard to hole a Gandalf
Original Lyrics:
It's hard to hold a candle
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing lasts forever, even gogo and Lorraine.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain.
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nuts don't last forever in a cold November rain.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain.
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Old rockers end up walking in the cold November rain.
Original Lyrics:
Or I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain.
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or rock is in the falcon in the cold November rain
Original Lyrics:
Or I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or rockers end up walking
Original Lyrics:
Or I'll just end up walking
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or rockets in the Vulcan in the cold November rain.
Original Lyrics:
Or I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain.
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Robins in the park and the cold November rain
Original Lyrics:
Well I'll just end up walkin in the cold November rain
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rockets in the pocket in the cold November rain
Original Lyrics:
Or I'll just end up walkin' in the cold November rain
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Roger send a pumpkin in the cold November rain
Original Lyrics:
I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ruckus in the Walkin's, in the cold November rain.
Original Lyrics:
Or I'll just end up walkin' in the cold November rain.
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The rabbis and the pumpkins in the cold November rain
Original Lyrics:
Or I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The robbers in the bargain in the cold November rain.
Original Lyrics:
Or I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain.
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The rockets and the pumpkins in the cold November rain
Original Lyrics:
I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I look into your eyes
I can see a lovely pain.
Original Lyrics:
When I look into your eyes
I can see a love restrained.
"November Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wockets in my pockets in the cold November rain.
Original Lyrics:
I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain.
"One In A Million" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And start some mediocre ranch.
Original Lyrics:
Like start some mini Iran.
"One In A Million" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy St. Neots, that's right
Get out of my way.
Original Lyrics:
Police and n*****s, that's right
Get out of my way.
"One In A Million" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or start some millions of scams
Or spread some mucky disease.
Original Lyrics:
Or start some video rent
Or spread some f***ing disease.
"One In A Million" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
or start some millions of scams, or spread some mucky disease
Original Lyrics:
or start some mini iran, or spread some f**king disease
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't run away.
Original Lyrics:
So far away.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't swallow away.
Original Lyrics:
So far away.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fake the cow into the Paraglide piety.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to Paradise City.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hotcakes that's tough to beat
Original Lyrics:
Hard Case that's tough to beat
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh won't you please take a hold?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, won't you please take me home?
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to Americot City
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to a paradise city
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to Perfect Ice City.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to Paradise City.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to Prairie Dog City.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to Paradise City.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to a very nice city.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Fairy-Glass City.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green on the black city.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradox City.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Prairie Dog City.
or
Take me do to the very last city.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to a paradise city.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Prairie-Dog City.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the bare-a**ed city.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the buried lost city
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to Paradise City.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the monkey lice city
or
Take me down to the white rice city
or
Take me down to the very last city
or
Take me down to the very nice city.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the pair of dice city.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to paradise city.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the cash is green and the guys are pretty.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is muddy and the girls are slutty
Oh, won't you please take my bum, yayeya?
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and girl's are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home, yayeya?
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the parasite city!
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the prairie-dog city.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the very last city
Where the grass is green and the girls got titties
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the very last city.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to Paradise City.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the very last city
Where the grass is green and the girls are sh**ty
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the very last city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the very nice city.
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City.
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trapped in the perils of the doughnut park
Original Lyrics:
Captain America's been torn apart
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the boys are pretty
And the girls are skinny
Original Lyrics:
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the girls are fat and got big titties
Original Lyrics:
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the grass is free and the girls are easy
Original Lyrics:
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
"Paradise City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where there's free ice cream and the girls are needy
Original Lyrics:
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
"Patience" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't have you right now. Away, dear.
Original Lyrics:
If I can't have you right now, I'll wait, dear
"Patience" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sad shoe man take it slow
Original Lyrics:
Sad woman take it slow
"Patience" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I get so p**sed.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I get so tense.
"Pretty Tied Up (Live Version)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
"The Poles are walking away" - Blackadder.
Original Lyrics:
The perils of rock 'n' roll decadence
"Pretty Tied Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty's tied up
Hanging upside down.
Original Lyrics:
She's pretty tied up
Hanging upside down.
"Reckless Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Million dollar pidgeons that I know
Original Lyrics:
With million dollar visions that I hold
"Reckless Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Million dollar pidgeons that I own.
Original Lyrics:
With million dollar visions that I hold.
"Rhiad and the Beudoins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh T-Salvation, all my frustrations.
Original Lyrics:
All my salvation, all my frustrations.
"Right Next Door To Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rednecks go to Hell.
Original Lyrics:
Right next door to Hell.
"Rocket Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A bisexual in your window
In this burned out paradise.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a sexual innuendo
In this burned out paradise.
"Rocket Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am a neurotic queen
Original Lyrics:
Here I am and you're a rocket queen
"Rocket Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am, an erotic queen.
Original Lyrics:
Here I am, and you're rocket queen.
"Rocket Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a saxphone in your window
In this burnt down paradise.
Original Lyrics:
I am a sexual innuendo
In this burnt down paradise.
"Rocket Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a tongue-like eraser.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a tongue like a razor.
"Since I Don't Have You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't have planters' games.
Original Lyrics:
I don't have plans or schemes.
"Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the door.
Original Lyrics:
All that you've done for me.
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A rear view mirror is a one stay place
Where as a child that Ieeey I.
Original Lyrics:
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
Where, as a child, I'd hide.
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And pray for the thunder and the rain...oh why did you have to die
Original Lyrics:
And pray for the thunder and the rain, to quietly pass me by
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her hair reminds me of a one-take place
Where as a child, I'd ride.
Original Lyrics:
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a child, I'd hide.
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
Where, as a child, I died
Original Lyrics:
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
Where, as a child, I'd hide
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her hair reminds me of a warm sick place
Original Lyrics:
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd hate to look in to those eyes and see your lingerie
Original Lyrics:
I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
Seems like something Axl would say, right? Why would he not enunciate the 'n' in pain then?!?! ('pai' sounds a lot like linge-'rie' if you ask me).
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh sweet chilies and wine
Original Lyrics:
Oh sweet child of mine
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh...oh...sweet dynamite
Original Lyrics:
Oh...oh...sweet child of mine
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohhh that's, sweet cherry pie.
Original Lyrics:
Ohhh, sweet child o' mine
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the tide is high.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet child of mine
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got eyes of the bluest kind and if they bought a brain
I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an anouncers face
Original Lyrics:
She's got eyes of the bluest skies and if they thought of rain
I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got eyes of the bluest skies and if they've got a brain...
Original Lyrics:
She's got eyes of the bluest skies and if they thought of rain...
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got eyes of the bluest skies and toothpaste for a brain.
Original Lyrics:
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rain.
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they've got a brain.
I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of paint.
Original Lyrics:
She's got eyes of the bluest skies and if they thought of rain
I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
And if she bought a brain
Original Lyrics:
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
And if they thought of rain
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
And if they caught a break
or
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
And if they thought of rain
Original Lyrics:
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
And if they gonna rain.
Original Lyrics:
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
And if they thought of rain.
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got eyes of the bluish skies
That lift the thought of rain
Original Lyrics:
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet China doll
Original Lyrics:
Sweet child of mine
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet child on mine
Original Lyrics:
Sweet child of mine
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet child, good bye-eye
Original Lyrics:
Sweet child o' mine
"Sweet Child O' Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet dynamite
Original Lyrics:
Sweet child o' mine
"Sweet Child Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet child drinking wine
Original Lyrics:
Sweet child of mine
"Sweet Child Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Switch out of mind
Original Lyrics:
Sweet child o mine
"Sweet Child Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why did you pass me by?
Original Lyrics:
To quietly pass me by.
"Sweet Child Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why hell reminds me of a one safe place
Original Lyrics:
Her hair reminds me of a one safe place
"There Was A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we held onto the guns.
Original Lyrics:
The one who took the fall,
"Think About You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep inside I love you miss.
Original Lyrics:
Deep inside I love you best.
"Think About You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a little leopard baby you found it
Original Lyrics:
There was a little left and babe you found
"Used To Love Her" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to love her, but I have tequila.
Original Lyrics:
I used to love her, but I had to kill her.
"We Love Barney Fife!"
Misheard Lyrics:
We didn't burn the fight.
or
We'll all burn the fire.
Original Lyrics:
We love Barney Fife!
"Welcome To The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you're high you never wanna be down, so down, so down
or
And when you're high you never ever wanna come down suck down suck down suck down
or
And when you're high you never ever wanna come down suck down suck down suck down
Original Lyrics:
and when you're high you never ever wanna come down so down so down so down
"Welcome To The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I, I wanna hear yours cream.
Original Lyrics:
I, I wanna hear you scream.
"Welcome To The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you got the money honey, we've got George's knees
Original Lyrics:
If you got the money honey, we've got your disease
"Welcome To The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you got the money honey, we've got joker's ease.
Original Lyrics:
If you got the money honey, we've got your disease.
"Welcome To The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you got to hook up with what you see
Take it into me.
Original Lyrics:
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it, eventually.
"Welcome To The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you've got the money, honey
We got STDs.
Original Lyrics:
If you got the money, honey
We got your disease.
"Welcome To The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the jungle welcome to the jungle,
feel my, my, my surfing team.
Original Lyrics:
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle,
feel my, my, my serpentine.
"Welcome To The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the jungle wlecome to the jungle won't you bring me to my knees
or
In the jungle wlecome to the jungle, won't you me mine seventeen
or
In the jungle wlecome to the jungle, won't you me mine seventeen
Original Lyrics:
In the jugle welcome to the jungle won't you feel my serpentine
"Welcome To The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Won't you be my servin' teen?
or
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Won't you be my seventeen?
Original Lyrics:
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Won't you feel my serpentine?
"Welcome To The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It gets worser every day.
Original Lyrics:
It gets worse here every day.
"Welcome To The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It gets worst a day.
Original Lyrics:
It gets worse here every day.
"Welcome To The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit down, sit down
Original Lyrics:
So down, sucked down
"Welcome To The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit down.
Original Lyrics:
Come down.
"Welcome To The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got everything you want,
honey we know the names
We are the people who define,
whatever you may need...
Original Lyrics:
We got everything you want,
honey we know the names
We are the people who can find,
whatever you may need...
"Welcome To The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the Jungle
Feel my, my, my spaghetti.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine.
"Welcome To The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the jungle
We got blacks and gays.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the jungle
We got fun and games.
"Welcome To The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can have anything you want
but you better not take it for free
Original Lyrics:
You can have anything you want
but you better not take it from me
"Welcome To The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta hook-up for what ya see
Original Lyrics:
If you got a hunger for what ya see
"Welcome To The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know where you are?
You're in my b***hole, baby.
Original Lyrics:
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby.
"Welcome to the Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Du-Du-Du- Double D's D's
Original Lyrics:
Kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-knees, knees
"Welcome to the Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Na nanana na na na Dance! Dance!
Original Lyrics:
Kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-knees, knees
"Welcome to the Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the Jungle
We got fudge and cake
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the jungle
We got fun and games
"Welcome to the Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the jungle, we got funny gays
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the jungle
We got fun and games
"You Ain't The First" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye to Eugene.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye to you, girl.
"You Could Be Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And a penguin's seen that movie too. Owl!
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I think we've seen that movie too. yeeeow!
"You Could Be Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can get yourself a lawyer with ridiculous demands
And you can take the biggest sofa, but it's more than I can stand.
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget to call my lawyer with ridiculous demands
And you can take the pity so far, but it's more than I can stand.
"You Could Be Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget to call my lawyer with ridiculous demands,
And you can take the bigger number, but it's more than I can stand.
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget to call my lawyer with ridiculous demands
And you can take the pity so far, but it's more than I can stand.
I thought it was about alimony for his first wife.
"You Could Be Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't fork it to call my lawyers with ridiculous demands
And you can take the bed and sofa 'cos it's ok, I can stand!
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget to call my lawyer with ridiculous demands
And you can take the pity so far, but it's more than I can stand.
"You Could Be Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Five years is forever
and you haven't grown a beard
Original Lyrics:
Five years is forever
and you haven't grown up yet
"You Could Be Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess it's been forever
and you haven't got them yet
Original Lyrics:
Five years is forever
and you haven't grown up yet
"You Could Be Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With your b**** slap grandpa.
Original Lyrics:
With your b**** slap rappin'.
"You Could Be Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can take the bed 'n' sofa cuz it's more than I can stand
Original Lyrics:
You can take the pitty so far cuz it's more than I can stand

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