Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> G -> Goldfinger

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There are 15 misheard song lyrics for Goldfinger on amIright currently.

"99 Red Balloons"
Misheard Lyrics:
99 decisions straight, 99 ministers mate.
Original Lyrics:
99 decision street, 99 ministers meet.
"99 Red Balloons"
Misheard Lyrics:
A wallet chain, its brains fell off.
Original Lyrics:
The war machine springs to life.
"99 Red Balloons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back with taste buds in the soft wind
Original Lyrics:
Back at base, bugs in the software
"99 Red Balloons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bite their heads off.
Original Lyrics:
Mann, wer haette das gedacht.
"99 Red Balloons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Counterbalance says, 'Red alert!'
Original Lyrics:
Panic bells! It's Red Alert!
"99 Red Balloons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Da, da, da fion fiesta
Original Lyrics:
Witterten schon fette beute
"99 Red Balloons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Opens up one eager eye
Focus s*** head on a spike.
Original Lyrics:
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky.
"99 Red Balloons"
Misheard Lyrics:
The war machine brings to life
Opens up one, either or.
Original Lyrics:
The war machine, it springs to life
Opens up one eager eye.
"Counting The Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop counting on you, it's just like that
1 ,2 , 3, 4
Original Lyrics:
Still counting the days I've been without you
1, 2, 3, 4
"F*** You And Your Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
So f***in' trust your perfume and your mother's poo.
Original Lyrics:
So f*** your trust, your perfume, and your mother too.
"Mable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mable, she's the bong
Original Lyrics:
Mable, she's the bomb
"Spokesman"
Misheard Lyrics:
What happened to integrity?
You don't see it on MTV
All you see is pornography
And I'll never be a porn star.
Original Lyrics:
What happened to integrity?
You don't see it on MTV
All you see is choreography
And I'll never be a dancer.
"Superman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm trying to sleep,
lost countless sheets
Original Lyrics:
I'm trying to sleep,
lost count of sheep
"Superman"
Misheard Lyrics:
L.F.O jumped you.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm so confused.
"Superman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes a feel I have a heartache.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I wanna throw it all away.

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