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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> G -> Andrew Gold

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Andrew Gold that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 20 misheard song lyrics for Andrew Gold on amIright currently.

"Final Frontier (Mad About You theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell my wife "I love you like I do"
Original Lyrics:
Tell me why I love you like I do
"Final Frontier (Mad About You theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got whiskers in my ears
Original Lyrics:
You can whisper in my ear
"Lonely Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By the turn of the hand he had landed as an only son
Original Lyrics:
With the slap of the hand he had landed as an only son
"Lonely Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His mother and father said, "What a Lonely Boy"
Original Lyrics:
His mother and father said, "What a lovely boy"
"Lonely Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the summer of '63 her mother brought home a sister.
And she said that we must attend to her knees.
She's so much better than you.
Original Lyrics:
In the summer of '53 her mother brought him a sister.
And she said that we must attend to her needs.
She's so much younger than you.
"Never Let Her Slip Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never ruined the gas, I could miss someone so bad
Original Lyrics:
I never would have guessed I could miss someone so bad
"Thank You For Being A Friend (Golden Girls Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you threw a fart, yeah
Original Lyrics:
And if you threw a party
"Thank You For Being A Friend (Golden Girls Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you're through a heartache invited everyone the news
Original Lyrics:
And if you threw a party and invited everyone you knew
"Thank You For Being A Friend (Golden Girls Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the heart attack would say
Thank you for being a friend
Original Lyrics:
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend
"Thank You For Being A Friend (Golden Girls Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for being afraid.
Original Lyrics:
Thank you for being a friend.
"Thank You For Being A Friend (Golden Girls Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You would see the biggest giffer beeber me
And the heart attack would say
Thank you for being a friend.
Original Lyrics:
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend.
"Thank You For Being A Friend (Golden Girls theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the heart attack would say, 'Thank you for being a friend.'
Original Lyrics:
And the card attached would say, 'Thank you for being a friend.'
"Thank You For Being A Friend (Golden Girls theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Any the card of thanks would say
Thank you for being a friend.
Original Lyrics:
And the card attached would say
'Thank you for being a friend.'
"Thank You For Being A Friend (Golden Girls theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You would see the biggest beep will be from me
And the heart attack would say
'Thank you for being a friend.'
Original Lyrics:
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
'Thank you for being a friend.'
"Thank You For Being A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We both see the biggest gift will be for me
and the heart attack would say:
'Thank you for being a friend.'
Original Lyrics:
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attatched would say:
'Thank you for being a friend.'
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you blew a potty
Original Lyrics:
And if you threw a party
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the car attached would say
Original Lyrics:
And the card attached would say
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for being depressed
Original Lyrics:
Thank you for being a friend
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for being in France
Original Lyrics:
Thank you for being a friend
"Thank You for Being a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a pet that you're confident
Original Lyrics:
You're a pal and a confidant

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