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"Ferry 'Cross The Mersey"
So Mary Crustumverzey
So ferry 'cross the Mersey
"Ferry 'Cross The Mersey"
So Mary cross the Muzzy.
So ferry, 'cross the Mersey.
"Ferry 'Cross The Mersey"
So Vinny Testaverde
So ferry 'cross the Mersey
"Ferry 'Cross The Mersey"
So fairly, controversy
So ferry, 'cross the mersey.
"Ferry 'Cross The Mersey"
So very clostomersy
So ferry 'cross the Mersey
"Ferry 'Cross The Mersey"
Very customary
Ferry 'cross the Mersey.
"Ferry Cross The Mersey"
Fairly controversy
Ferry, cross the Mersey.
"Ferry Cross The Mersey"
Fairy 'cross the Mersey
Ferry 'cross the Mersey.
What the heck is a 'mersey,' anyway? [Ed's note: It's a river in Great Britain.]
"Ferry Cross The Mersey"
So Mary, cross of mercy.
or
So Mary, cursed the mercy.
So ferry, cross the Mersey.
"Ferry Cross The Mersey"
So fay-ree caused the mercy.
or
So Mary, cursed the mercy.
So ferry, cross the Mersey.
"Ferry Cross the Mersey"
Mary, Cross of Mercy
Ferry cross the Mersey
"Ferry Cross the Mersey"
Oh, Barry cross a Mersey
or
My baby crossed the Mercy
or
My baby crossed the Mercy
Oh, ferry cross the Mersey
"Ferry Cross the Mersey"
So very controversy.
So ferry cross the Mersey.
"Ferry Cross the Mersey"
So very customary
So ferry, cross the Mersey
"Ferry, Cross The Mersey"
Fairy, crust of mercy
Ferry, cross the Mersey.
"Ferry, Cross The Mersey"
Oh Mary, cause of mercy
Cousin Ann the pace of love.
So ferry, cross the Mersey
'Cause this lands the place I love.
"How Do You Do It?"
Wish I knew how you do it to me
But I'm havin' the flu.
Wish I knew how you do it to me
But I haven't a clue.
"How Do You Do It?"
You give me a feeling in my heart
like I'm narrow passing through it
You give me a feeling in my heart
like an arrow passing through it
"How Do You Do It?"
You give me a feeling in my heart
Like an elephant passing through it.
You give me a feeling in my heart
Like an arrow passing through it.
"How Do You Do It"
You give me such A feeling in my arse,
Like a marrow passing through it
You give me such A feeling in my heart,
Like an arrow passing through it
"I Like It"
Are you like a nit, too?
Are you likin' it, too?
"I Like It"
I like the funny beaver thingy with you
I like the funny feeling being with you
"You're The Reason"
Well, it's late at night
I toss and I turn
Well, I lay here at night
I toss and I turn