Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> F -> Franz Ferdinand
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There are 41 misheard song lyrics for Franz Ferdinand on amIright currently.
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"40 Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
All farting thieves remain
Original Lyrics:
All 40 feet remain
"Come On Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I cannot focus
I cannot focus
Come on home
So come on home
But don't forget to read.
I cannot focus
Come on home
So come on home
But don't forget to read.
Original Lyrics:
And I cannot forget
I cannot forget
Come on home
So come on home
But don't forget to leave.
I cannot forget
Come on home
So come on home
But don't forget to leave.
"Dark Of The Matinee"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must follow
Leave this psychedelic factory.
Leave this psychedelic factory.
Original Lyrics:
You must follow
Leave this academic factory.
Leave this academic factory.
"Darts Of Pleasure"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can feel her t**s undress your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You can feel her lips undress your eyes.
"Do You Want To?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well mala leche nadar
Original Lyrics:
Where I've never let you before?
"Do You Want To?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, here we are at the trans mission party
I love your friends, they're oh so 'otty'.
I love your friends, they're oh so 'otty'.
Original Lyrics:
Well, here we are at the transmission party
I love your friends, they're all so arty.
I love your friends, they're all so arty.
'Otty' is short for ottoman
"Matinee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find me in the matinee
The dial 'M' for matinee.
The dial 'M' for matinee.
Original Lyrics:
Find me in the matinee
The dark of the matinee.
The dark of the matinee.
"Matinee"
Misheard Lyrics:
I charm you and tell you
All the boys are gay
All the girls are gay.
All the boys are gay
All the girls are gay.
Original Lyrics:
I charm you and tell you
Of the boys I hate
All the girls I hate.
Of the boys I hate
All the girls I hate.
"Matinee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax the frame a little
Slack and tighten sides.
Slack and tighten sides.
Original Lyrics:
Relax the fraying wool
Slacken ties.
Slacken ties.
"Matinee"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'm a baby sea tuna.
Original Lyrics:
So I'm on BBC 2 now.
"Matinee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thy, you must follow me, the psychedelic factory.
Original Lyrics:
You must follow, leave this academic factory.
"Michael"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael, you're dancing like a beautiful dance hall.
Original Lyrics:
Michael, you're dancing like a beautiful dance whore.
"Michael"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael, you're dancing like a beautiful dinosaur.
Original Lyrics:
Michael, you're dancing like a beautiful dance w****.
"Michael"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael, you're the boy with all the llama heads!
Original Lyrics:
Michael, you're the boy with all the leather hips.
"Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I don't be leaving here.
Original Lyrics:
I know I won't be leaving here
"Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I don't be leaving here
Original Lyrics:
I know I won't be leaving her
"Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I won't believe in H***.
Original Lyrics:
I know I don't be leaving here.
"Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I say goats could die
I say goats could die.
I say goats could die.
Original Lyrics:
If I move this could die
If my eyes move this could die.
If my eyes move this could die.
"Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll leave you broken, shout it out loud.
Original Lyrics:
I'll leave you broken, shattered, alive.
"Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a Cossack.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshair.
"Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a cross hair
Original Lyrics:
I'm just across here
"Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a cross-hand.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshair.
"Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshair
Original Lyrics:
I'm just across here
"Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshead,
I'm just a short American dyke.
or
I'm just a cross-hair
I'm just a shotthen we can die.
I'm just a short American dyke.
or
I'm just a cross-hair
I'm just a shotthen we can die.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a cross-hair
I'm just a shot away from you.
I'm just a shot away from you.
"Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a crotch hair.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshair.
"Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a short American guy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a shot, and then we can die.
"Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just across there.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshair.
"Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just across there.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshair.
"Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me home!
Original Lyrics:
Take me out!
"Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
You leave me broken, shut and alive.
Original Lyrics:
You leave me broken, shattered alive.
"Take Me Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll leave me broken, sha-da-da-da lie.
Original Lyrics:
You leave me broken, shattered alive.
"Tell Her Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna have nutella tonight
Gonna have nutella tonight.
Gonna have nutella tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna have to tell her tonight
Gonna have to tell her tonight.
Gonna have to tell her tonight.
"The Fallen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I see you in a limousine
Flinging your feces at Avril Lavigne?
Flinging your feces at Avril Lavigne?
Original Lyrics:
Did I see you in a limousine
Flinging out the fish and the unleavened?
Flinging out the fish and the unleavened?
"The Fallen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I see you in a limousine?
Flinging a fish at Avril Lavigne.
Flinging a fish at Avril Lavigne.
Original Lyrics:
Did I see you in a limousine?
Flinging out the fish and the unleavened.
Flinging out the fish and the unleavened.
"The Fallen"
Misheard Lyrics:
First, she was a f***er
A dirty f***er.
A dirty f***er.
Original Lyrics:
The fallen are the virtuous among us
Walk among us.
Walk among us.
"The Fallen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never judge us, silly breast.
Original Lyrics:
Never judge us to be blessed.
"The Fallen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Squash your mother.
Original Lyrics:
Walk among us.
"The Fallen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, who gives a damn about the puppets of Tesco?
Original Lyrics:
Well, who gives a damn about the prophets of Tesco?
"This Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won a car, I won a car.
Original Lyrics:
I want a car, I want a car.
"This Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Jimmy Carr!
Original Lyrics:
I want a car!!
"Van Tango"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't take ya overnight.
Original Lyrics:
Caretaker of the night
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Franz Ferdinand album at Amazon.com
Franz Ferdinand album at Amazon.com
You Could Have It So Much Better album at Amazon.com
Michael, Pt. 2 album at Amazon.com
Take Me Out album at Amazon.com
Darts of Pleasure album at Amazon.com
