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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Franz Ferdinand that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 48 misheard song lyrics for Franz Ferdinand on amIright currently.

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"40 Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
All farting thieves remain
Original Lyrics:
All 40 feet remain
"Come On Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I cannot focus
I cannot focus
Come on home
So come on home
But don't forget to read.
Original Lyrics:
And I cannot forget
I cannot forget
Come on home
So come on home
But don't forget to leave.
"Dark Of The Matinee"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must follow
Leave this psychedelic factory.
Original Lyrics:
You must follow
Leave this academic factory.
"Darts Of Pleasure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can feel her t**s undress your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You can feel her lips undress your eyes.
"Darts of Pleasure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're an emotional badger
Original Lyrics:
You're an emotion avenger
Yeah, it didn't seem likely to me either - but I played it over several times before looking it up, and couldn't make it out to be anything else.
"Do You Want To?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well mala leche nadar
Original Lyrics:
Where I've never let you before?
"Do You Want To?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, here we are at the trans mission party
I love your friends, they're oh so 'otty'.
Original Lyrics:
Well, here we are at the transmission party
I love your friends, they're all so arty.
'Otty' is short for ottoman
"Matinee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find me in the matinee
The dial 'M' for matinee.
Original Lyrics:
Find me in the matinee
The dark of the matinee.
"Matinee"
Misheard Lyrics:
I charm you and tell you
All the boys are gay
All the girls are gay.
Original Lyrics:
I charm you and tell you
Of the boys I hate
All the girls I hate.
"Matinee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax the frame a little
Slack and tighten sides.
Original Lyrics:
Relax the fraying wool
Slacken ties.
"Matinee"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'm a baby sea tuna.
Original Lyrics:
So I'm on BBC 2 now.
"Matinee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thy, you must follow me, the psychedelic factory.
Original Lyrics:
You must follow, leave this academic factory.
"Michael" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael, you're dancing like a beautiful dance hall.
Original Lyrics:
Michael, you're dancing like a beautiful dance whore.
"Michael" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael, you're dancing like a beautiful dinosaur.
Original Lyrics:
Michael, you're dancing like a beautiful dance w****.
"Michael" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael, you're the boy with all the llama heads!
Original Lyrics:
Michael, you're the boy with all the leather hips.
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Har du fiskedej?
Original Lyrics:
If I move this could die.
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I don't be leaving here.
Original Lyrics:
I know I won't be leaving here
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I won't be leaving hell.
Original Lyrics:
I know I won't be leaving here
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I won't be lieber herr
Original Lyrics:
I know I won't be leaving here
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I won't believe in Hell.
Original Lyrics:
I know I don't be leaving here.
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I won't believe in you with you
Original Lyrics:
I know I won't be leaving here with you
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I say goats could die
I say goats could die.
Original Lyrics:
If I move this could die
If my eyes move this could die.
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll leave you broken, shout it out loud.
Original Lyrics:
I'll leave you broken, shattered, alive.
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a Cossack.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshair.
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a cross-hand.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshair.
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshead,
I'm just a short American dyke.
or
I'm just a cross-hair
I'm just a shotthen we can die.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a cross-hair
I'm just a shot away from you.
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a crotch hair.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshair.
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a short American guy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a shot, and then we can die.
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just across here
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshair
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just across there.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshair.
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me home!
Original Lyrics:
Take me out!
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You leave me broken, shattered I lie.
Original Lyrics:
You leave me broken, shattered alive.
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You leave me broken, shut and alive.
Original Lyrics:
You leave me broken, shattered alive.
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You leave me broken; shattered, I lie there.
Original Lyrics:
You leave me broken, shattered alive.
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll leave me broken, sha-da-da-da lie.
Original Lyrics:
You leave me broken, shattered alive.
"Take Me Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your such a cocksack
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a crosshair.
"Tell Her Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna have nutella tonight
Gonna have nutella tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna have to tell her tonight
Gonna have to tell her tonight.
"The Fallen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I see you in a limousine
Flaming up the fish and lima beans?
Original Lyrics:
Did I see you in a limousine
Flinging out the fish and the unleavened?
"The Fallen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I see you in a limousine
Flinging your feces at Avril Lavigne?
Original Lyrics:
Did I see you in a limousine
Flinging out the fish and the unleavened?
"The Fallen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I see you in a limousine?
Flinging a fish at Avril Lavigne.
Original Lyrics:
Did I see you in a limousine?
Flinging out the fish and the unleavened.
"The Fallen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
First, she was a f***er
A dirty f***er.
Original Lyrics:
The fallen are the virtuous among us
Walk among us.
"The Fallen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never judge us, silly breast.
Original Lyrics:
Never judge us to be blessed.
"The Fallen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Squash your mother.
Original Lyrics:
Walk among us.
"The Fallen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, who gives a damn about the puppets of Tesco?
Original Lyrics:
Well, who gives a damn about the prophets of Tesco?
"This Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won a car, I won a car.
Original Lyrics:
I want a car, I want a car.
"This Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Jimmy Carr!
Original Lyrics:
I want a car!!
"This Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This boy's so spectacular
Not a boy but a welded bachelor
or
Not a boy but a well-bred bachelor
Original Lyrics:
This boy's so spectacular
Not a boy but a wealthy bachelor
"Van Tango" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't take ya overnight.
Original Lyrics:
Caretaker of the night

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