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"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Baby, I'm a Croix
Baby, I was cruel
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Big girl, small fry
Big girls don't cry.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Big girls don't cry
You said it! They don't cry.
Big girls don't cry
Who said, 'They don't cry'?
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Big birds don't fly
or
Big girls small fries
or
Big girls small fries
Big girls don't cry
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Big girls, small fries
Big girls don't cry.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
I guess I was screw-wo-wed
I was screwed.
I guess I was cru-wo-el,
I was cruel.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Maybe
I was screwed.
Maybe
I was cruel.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
My girl, six-foot five, my oh my
My girl, said good-bye, my oh my
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
My-y girl's six-foot-fi-yi-vive -- my-oh-my.
My-y girl said good bye-yi-yi -- my-oh-my.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Pill-ow fi-ght
Big girls don't cry.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Shame on you, you marmoset.
'Shame on you', your mama said.
A marmoset is a small monkey.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Silly bull
Silly girl
"Big Girls Dont Cry"
Jules said to my surprise,
Big girls do cry
You said to my surprise,
Big girls do cry
"Big Man In Town"
Money I don't have any,
come down to my last Penny
Money I don't have any,
I'm down to my last penny
"Bye Bye Baby"
She's got grease stains on her feet.
She's got me and I'm not free.
"C'mon Marianne"
She was a plastic sling and not a purple thing.
She was a passing fling and a not a permanent thing.
"C'mon Marianne"
She was a practicing
And on her birthday sing.
She was a passing fling
And a not a permanent thing.
"C'mon Marianne"
She was uh 5 foot 3 and about a 110
She was a passing fling and a not a permanent thing
"Candy Girl"
I-I-I-I wanna be a girl
I-I-I-I've found me a girl
"Candy Girl"
We get along swell, candy girl
We get along so well, candy girl
"Dawn (Go Away)"
Baby, don't cry
It's better to sway.
Baby, don't cry
It's better this way.
"Dawn (Go Away)"
Don't go away!
Dawn, go away!
"Dawn (Go Away)"
Don't go away.
Dawn, go away.
"Dawn (Go Away)"
Don, go away, I'm no good for you.
Dawn, go away, I'm no good for you.
"Dawn (Go Away)"
Girlie pants, see the places where we were born
Girl we can't change the places where we were born
"Dawn (Go Away)"
Green eyes in midsummer's dawn
They called her Dawn.
Pretty as a midsummer's dawn
They called her Dawn.
"Dawn (Go Away)"
I'd blow away on the roof for you..
Dawn, go away, I'm no good for you..
"Dawn (Go Away)"
Pretty as a midsummer's dawn
They called her Dawn.
Pretty as a midsummer's morn
They called her Dawn.
"December 1963 (Oh What A Night)"
And as I recall it ended my pursuit
And as I recall it ended much too soon
"December 1963 (Oh What A Night)"
As I recall I entered in my tutu
As I recall it ended much too soon
"December 1963 (Oh What A Night)"
As I recall it injured my kazoo.
And as I recall it ended much too soon.
"December 1963 (Oh What A Night)"
As I recall, it ended my future.
As I recall, it ended much too soon.
"December 1963 (Oh What A Night)"
I felt a rush of the wind before I f***ed her.
I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder.
"December 1963 (Oh What A Night)"
I got a funny feeling when she woke, with me in her room
And her in mine, it ended much too soon.
I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room
And I, as I recall it ended much too soon.
"December 1963 (Oh What A Night)"
I wanna die!
Oh, what a night!
"December 1963 (Oh What A Night)"
Spinning my head around and checking for body odor.
Spinning my head around and taking my body under.
"December 1963 (Oh, What A Night!)"
Oh, wooden eye!
[Later]
Spinning my head around and tickling my belly under.
Oh, what a night!
[Later]
Spinning my head around and taking my body under.
"December 1963 (Oh, What A Night)"
And I had a fall and injured my tutu.
And I, as I recall, it ended much too soon.
"December 1963 (Oh, What A Night)"
And did I put an end in my foo soo
As I recall, it ended much too soon.
"December 1963 (Oh, What A Night)"
As I recall, it ended my youth, too.
As I recall, it ended much too soon.
"December 1963 (Oh, What A Night)"
Half the time the kids were razzing me
Hypnotizing, mesmerizing me
"December 1963 (Oh, What A Night)"
I felt a running like a rolling roller coaster
Spinning my head around and be-bop a bolly under.
I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder
Straining my head around and taking my body under.
"December 1963 (Oh, What A Night)"
Oh I got a funny feeling when she walked in moon.
or
Oh I got a funny feeling when she walked and moved.
Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room.
"December 1963 (Oh, What A Night)"
Oh what a night
Emphasizing pasteurizing me.
Oh what a night
Hypnotizing, mesmerizing me.
"December 1963 (Oh, What A Night)"
Oh, I got a funny feeling when she locked me in the room.
Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room.
"December 1963 (Oh, What A Night)"
Oh, what a dime
Late December back in Dix, D.C.
Oh, what a night
Late December back in '63.
"December 1963 (Oh, What A Night)"
Street surrounding, what a night
Sweet surrender. What a night
"December 1963 (Oh, What A Night)"
Xylophone and into my two shoes.
As I recall, it ended much too soon.
"December, 1963 (Oh What A Night)"
Lord, I really wanna die!
What a lady, what a night!
"December, 1963 (Oh, What A Night)"
I felt a rush like a rolling ball of thunder.
I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder.
"Don't Think Twice"
When the room gets bold at the break of dawn.....
When the rooster crows at the break of dawn.....
"Girl Come Running"
Well dont do karate alone.
Whoa baby, girl come running
Well dont do your crying alone.
Whoa baby, girl come running
"Let's Hang On"
Don't shine me out
In the year I was born
Don't shut me out
Ooh, let me in once more.
"Let's Hang On"
Fruit Stripe gum!
Let's hang on!
"Let's Hang On"
Got a long and lumpy p-nis.
Got a lot of love between us.
"Let's Hang On"
Got a lot of lovely tweezers.
Got a lot of love between us.
"Let's Hang On"
Lots of lovely peanuts
A lot of love between us
"Let's Hang On"
Open up, you're the hard up girl I told you baby
Open up your heart I told you baby
"Let's Hang On"
That little chick-a diamond on your hand
That little chip of diamond on your hand
"Let's Hang On"
That little chip of diamond on your hand
paid a fortune baby but you know it stands
That little chip of diamond on your hand
ain't a fortune baby but you know it stands for our love
"Let's Hang On"
That little chipmunk dying in your hand.
That little chip of diamond on your hand.
"Let's Hang On"
You've got me cryin', dyin' at your door
Don't shut me out and watch the others roar.
You've got me cryin', dyin' at your door
Don't shut me out, ooh let me in once more.
"Lets Hang On"
We've got a lot of luggage 'tween us
We've got a lot of love between us
"Marlena"
Ma Later! Ma Later!
Marlena Marlena
"Opus 17 (Don't You Worry 'Bout Me)"
If there's another man
Then girl, I'm Uncle Sam.
If there's another man
Then girl, I understand.
"Opus 17 (Don't You Worry 'Bout Me)"
What good is grownup pride?
If our true live has died
What good is all my pride? If our true love has died.
"Opus 17 (Don't You Worry 'Bout Me)"
What good is over-fried?
Because true love has died.
What good is all my pride?
If our true love has died.
"Opus 17"
I'll always think of you,
the chance to run anew
I'll always think of you,
the tender love we knew
"Rag Doll"
Be dressed and laced.
Be dressed in lace.
"Rag Doll"
When she was just a kid her folks were hand-me-downs
When she was just a kid her clothes were hand-me-downs
"Rag Doll"
When she was just a kid
Her folk's war had me down.
When she was just a kid
Her clothes were hand-me-downs.
"Ronnie"
Awk! I never cheated.
Awk! I still repeated
Ronnie oh Ronnie Ronnie
Awk! I never cheated.
Awk! I still repeat it.
Ronnie oh Ronnie Ronnie
"Ronnie"
You were my third love
You were my first love
"Save It For Me"
Don't wait, that look I adore
Don't waste that look I adore
"Sherry"
Cherry baby
Sherry baby
"Sherry"
Why don't you come out to my swing soiree?
Why don't you come out to my twist party?
"Sherry"
Why don't you come with your regular form?
Why don't you come with your red dress on?
"Sherry"
You can't arrest your mama.
You better ask your mama.
"Silence Is Golden"
Silence my colon.
Silence is golden.
"Tell It To The Rain"
Stella baby
Tell it baby
"Tell It To The Rain"
Tell it to Lorraine
Tell it to the rain
"Tell It To The Rain"
That it's me your thinking of and my new love
That it's me your thinking of. Am I your love?
"Walk Like A Man"
No woman's worth curry on the Earth
No woman's worth crawling on the Earth
"Walk Like A Man"
Oh how you tried
To cut me down to size
Selling dirty lions to my friends
Oh how you tried
To cut me down to size
Telling dirty lies to my friends
"Working My Way Back To You"
I've been working my way back to Houston.
I've been working my way back to you, babe.
"Working My Way Back To You"
Ive been working my way back to you, now
I've been working my way back to you, babe.
"Working My Way Back To You"
Thought I could have my cake and E 2
Thought I could have my cake and eat it too
"Working My Way Back To You"
Thought I could have my cake and need it, too.
Thought I could have my cake and eat it, too.
"Working My Way Back To You"
With a birdie love inside.
With a burning love inside
"Working My Way Back To You"
With the Berlin Wall in sight
With a burning love inside