Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> F -> John Fogerty

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There are 28 misheard song lyrics for John Fogerty on amIright currently.

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"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
And hold the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Hit the ball, touch 'em all.
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy me some peanuts and Crackerjacks
I don't care if I ever get fat
Original Lyrics:
Buy me some peanuts and Crackerjacks
I don't care if we ever come back
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta be centerfield
Original Lyrics:
I can be centerfield
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit the ball, and touch your mom
Original Lyrics:
Hit the ball, touch 'em all
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gone and you can tell that one's a foul.
Original Lyrics:
It's gone and you can tell that one goodbye.
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to hit the bar and touch your ma
A moment in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Just to hit the ball and touch ’em all
A moment in the sun.
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at me, I can be the way I feel.
Original Lyrics:
Look at me, I can be center field.
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, put me in the snow
I'm ready to play today
Put me in the snow
I'm ready to play today.
Original Lyrics:
Ooohh, put me in, Coach
I'm ready to play, today
Put me in, Coach
I'm ready to play today.
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pour me rum and Coke
I'm ready to play, today.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, Coach
I'm ready to play, today.
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pudding and Coke
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, Coach.
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pudding on toast
I'm ready to play the game
Original Lyrics:
Put me in coach
I'm ready to play today
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in Vogue
I'm ready to stay, today.
or
I want to be seventeen.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, Coach
I'm ready to play, today.
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in a coat.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, coach.
My previous submission was incorrect. This is the corrected one. Thank you.
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in clothes
I'm ready to say okay.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, Coach
I'm ready to play today.
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in clothes
I'm ready to say, okay.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in coac
I'm ready to play, today.
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in clover.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, Coach.
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in coach
I'm ridin' the plane today.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, Coach
I'm ready to play today.
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in coach
I'm ready to fly, today.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, Coach
I'm ready to play, today.
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in coals
I'm ready to bake.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, Coach
I'm ready to play.
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in cold,
I'm ready to bake today!
Original Lyrics:
Put me in coach,
I'm ready to play today!
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in cold, I'm ready to bake.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in coach, I'm ready to play.
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in cold, I'm ready to play today
Look at me, I can be Cennafeo.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in Coach, I'm ready to play today
Look at me, I can be centerfield.
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in cold.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, Coach.
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in gold.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, Coach.
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in tow
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, coach
"Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rummy and Coke, I am ready to play.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, Coach, I am ready to play.
"My Toot Toot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't mess with my poop shoot
Don't mess with my poop shoot
Well, you can have the other vermin.
Original Lyrics:
Don't mess with my Toot-Toot
Don't mess with my Toot-Toot
Well, you can have the other woman.
"My Toot Toot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't step on my tutu!
Original Lyrics:
Don't mess with my Toot-Toot

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