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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> F -> John Fogerty
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for John Fogerty that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 34 misheard song lyrics for John Fogerty on amIright currently.
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"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And hold the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Hit the ball, touch 'em all.
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy me some peanuts and Crackerjacks
I don't care if I ever get fat
I don't care if I ever get fat
Original Lyrics:
Buy me some peanuts and Crackerjacks
I don't care if we ever come back
I don't care if we ever come back
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit the ball, and touch your mom
Original Lyrics:
Hit the ball, touch 'em all
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gone and you can tell that one's a foul.
Original Lyrics:
It's gone and you can tell that one goodbye.
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to hit the bar and touch your ma
A moment in the sun.
A moment in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Just to hit the ball and touch ’em all
A moment in the sun.
A moment in the sun.
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at me, I can be the way I feel.
Original Lyrics:
Look at me, I can be center field.
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, put me in the snow
I'm ready to play today
Put me in the snow
I'm ready to play today.
I'm ready to play today
Put me in the snow
I'm ready to play today.
Original Lyrics:
Ooohh, put me in, Coach
I'm ready to play, today
Put me in, Coach
I'm ready to play today.
I'm ready to play, today
Put me in, Coach
I'm ready to play today.
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pour me rum and Coke
I'm ready to play, today.
I'm ready to play, today.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, Coach
I'm ready to play, today.
I'm ready to play, today.
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pudding on toast
I'm ready to play the game
I'm ready to play the game
Original Lyrics:
Put me in coach
I'm ready to play today
I'm ready to play today
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in Vogue
I'm ready to stay, today.
or
I want to be seventeen.
I'm ready to stay, today.
or
I want to be seventeen.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, Coach
I'm ready to play, today.
I'm ready to play, today.
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in a coat.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, coach.
My previous submission was incorrect. This is the corrected one. Thank you.
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in clothes
I'm ready to say okay.
I'm ready to say okay.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, Coach
I'm ready to play today.
I'm ready to play today.
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in clothes
I'm ready to stay, okay.
I'm ready to stay, okay.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in coac
I'm ready to play, today.
I'm ready to play, today.
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in coach, I'm ready to pay
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, coach, I am ready to play.
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in coach
I'm ridin' the plane today.
I'm ridin' the plane today.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, Coach
I'm ready to play today.
I'm ready to play today.
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in coach
I'm ready to fly, today.
I'm ready to fly, today.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, Coach
I'm ready to play, today.
I'm ready to play, today.
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in coals
I'm ready to bake.
I'm ready to bake.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, Coach
I'm ready to play.
I'm ready to play.
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in cold,
I'm ready to bake today!
I'm ready to bake today!
Original Lyrics:
Put me in coach,
I'm ready to play today!
I'm ready to play today!
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in cold, I'm ready to bake.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in coach, I'm ready to play.
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in cold, I'm ready to play today
Look at me, I can be Cennafeo.
Look at me, I can be Cennafeo.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in Coach, I'm ready to play today
Look at me, I can be centerfield.
Look at me, I can be centerfield.
"Centerfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rummy and Coke, I am ready to play.
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, Coach, I am ready to play.
"My Toot Toot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't mess with my poop shoot
Don't mess with my poop shoot
Well, you can have the other vermin.
Don't mess with my poop shoot
Well, you can have the other vermin.
Original Lyrics:
Don't mess with my Toot-Toot
Don't mess with my Toot-Toot
Well, you can have the other woman.
Don't mess with my Toot-Toot
Well, you can have the other woman.
"My Toot Toot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't step on my tutu!
Original Lyrics:
Don't mess with my Toot-Toot
"Rock and Roll Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly like a goat, all over the world
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to go, all over the world
"The Old Man Down The Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He make the young girls moan and cry
Original Lyrics:
He make the young girl's mama cry
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