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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dan Fogelberg that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 55 misheard song lyrics for Dan Fogelberg on amIright currently.

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"Another Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as I turned to meet my lady home
The snow turned into rain.
Original Lyrics:
And as I turned to make my way back home
The snow turned into rain.
"Another Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said the audience was hell to me
But the trial was being held.
Original Lyrics:
I said the audience was heavenly
But the traveling was hell.
"Another Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said the audience was helping me
but the sales, they would tell
Original Lyrics:
I thought the audience was heavenly
but the traveling was hell.
Editor's note: "hell" is not an obscenity. However, many people consider it offensive in many cases, but it is not profane and hence does not need to be censored with astericks.
"Another Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the Army, it was hell on me
But the traveling was hell
Original Lyrics:
I thought the audience was heavenly
But the traveling, it was hell.
"Another Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the audience was hell on me
But the traveling was hell
Original Lyrics:
I thought the audience was heavenly
But the traveling, it was hell.
"Another Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the audience was hell to me
But the traveling was hell.
Original Lyrics:
I thought the audience was heavenly
But the traveling, it was hell.
I contend that he was being 'ironical'.
"Another Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the audience was helping me,
but the traveling it was hell
Original Lyrics:
I thought the audience was heavenly
but the traveling it was hell
"Another Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the audience was helping me
But the traveling, it was hell
Original Lyrics:
I thought the audience was heavenly
But the traveling was hell
"Another Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
In those eyes I wasn't sure if I saw an ounce of gratitude.
Original Lyrics:
In those eyes I wasn't sure if I saw doubt or gratitude.
"Another Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
It snowed behind her in the frozen foods
And I touched her honestly.
Original Lyrics:
I stole behind her in the frozen foods
And I touched her on her sleeve.
"Another Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
It snowed behind her in the frozen foods.
Original Lyrics:
I stole behind her in the frozen foods.
"Another Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said she'd married her an army gent
Kept her warm and safe and dry.
Original Lyrics:
She said she'd married her an architect
Who kept her warm and safe and dry.
"Another Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said she'd married her an army tent
Kept her warm and safe and dry
Original Lyrics:
She said she'd married her an architect
Who kept her warm and safe and dry
"Another Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
She tried to reach me on the Internet.
Original Lyrics:
She tried to reach beyond the emptiness.
This song came out before the Internet. (Therefore, this mishearing would be an anachronism.) It's a classic.
"Another Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
We drank a toast an hour
Original Lyrics:
We drank a toast to now
"Dancing Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a pair of dice inside us, we can't lose
Original Lyrics:
There's a paradise inside us we can't lose
"False Faces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oil on canvas, hot licks and stanzas
Original Lyrics:
Oil on canvas, couplets and stanzas
"Forefathers"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the daughters will be wise
Original Lyrics:
And the daughters will be wives
"Heart Hotels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get sick inspiration from daily affairs
Original Lyrics:
Seek inspiration in daily affairs
"Heart Hotels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, there's too many windows in this sort of ghetto.
Original Lyrics:
Well, there's too many windows in this old hotel.
"Illinois" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a Noid
Oh, with a Noid.
Original Lyrics:
Illinois
Oh, Illinois.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A quiet man of music
Denied a sin buffet.
Original Lyrics:
A quiet man of music
Denied a simpler fate.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Diamond Colorado, when I'm not in some hotel.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm in Colorado when I'm not in some hotel.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But his blood runs full of insulin.
Original Lyrics:
But his blood runs through my instrument.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But his bludder runs through my instrument.
or
But his butter runs through my instrument.
Original Lyrics:
But his blood runs through my instrument.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He left his arm and wept his load and saw it tear away.
Original Lyrics:
He left his home and went his lone and solitary way.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He left his arm and wept his load
And saw it tear away
Original Lyrics:
He left his home and went his lone
In solitary way
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He yearned his love through distant blood
Original Lyrics:
He earned his love through discipline
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My brother's eyes were different
For they heard another call.
Original Lyrics:
My brothers' lives were different
For they heard another call.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My life has been a poor affair, to levitate the man.
Original Lyrics:
My life has been a poor attempt to imitate the man.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My life has been laborative to imitate the man.
Original Lyrics:
My life has been a poor attempt to imitate the man.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The leader of Japan
Original Lyrics:
The leader of the band
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The leader of the band has died
And his eyes are growing old.
Original Lyrics:
The leader of the band is tired
And his eyes are growing old.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The leader of the band is tied
And his eyes are growing cold
Original Lyrics:
The leader of the band is tired
And his eyes are growing old
"Leader of the Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One went to his cargo
And the other to Santa
Original Lyrics:
One went to Chicago
And the other to St. Paul
"Lonely In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, you're my one-eyed pony.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, you're my one and only.
"Longer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll fly through the Boston summers
Original Lyrics:
We'll fly through the falls and summers
"Longer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll fly through the balsam summers.
Original Lyrics:
We'll fly through the falls and summers.
"Part Of The Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One day, we're gonna nurse them.
Original Lyrics:
Someday we'll all understand.
"Part Of The Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Run when you can, cry when you have to,
Be what you are that's a part of the plan.
Original Lyrics:
Love when you can, cry when you have to
Be who you must, that's a part of the plan
"Part Of The Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday we're gonna nurse them
Original Lyrics:
Someday we'll all understand.
"Part Of The Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no evil or deadly gate.
Original Lyrics:
There is no Eden or Heavenly Gate.
"Part of the Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Monday will fall on Thursday
Original Lyrics:
Someday we'll all understand
"Part of the Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday we'll call our nurse "Dan".
Original Lyrics:
Someday we'll all understand
"Part of the Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday we'll form a nerd stand
Original Lyrics:
Someday we'll all understand
"Part of the Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday we'll form a nerd stand
Original Lyrics:
Someday we'll all understand
"Part of the Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday we'll go on Bandstand (Dick Clark's American Bandstand)
Original Lyrics:
Someday we'll all understand
"Part of the Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday we're gonna nurse Dan.
Original Lyrics:
Someday we'll all understand.
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another home lightens up
Original Lyrics:
Another auld lang syne
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the gravity was here
or
But the gravity was hell
Original Lyrics:
But the traveling was hell
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said she'd married her an army tent
It kept her warm and safe and dry
Original Lyrics:
She said she'd married her an architect
Who kept her warm and safe and dry
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We drag our toes to innocence
We drag our toes to now
Original Lyrics:
We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to now
"The Power Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the past is elusive.
Original Lyrics:
You know the past is a loser.
"The Reach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's May and it's autumn
The birches have just begun turning.
Original Lyrics:
It's Maine and it's autumn
The birches have just begun turning.
"The Reach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's father and son, it's the way it's been done since the old days
It's holding my hand ten miles out from the land where the child waits.
Original Lyrics:
It's father and son, it's the way it's been done since the old days
It's hauling by hand ten miles out from the land where their chow waits.

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