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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> F -> Five Man Electrical Band

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Five Man Electrical Band that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 15 misheard song lyrics for Five Man Electrical Band on amIright currently.

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"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said "Won't be freaky"
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said "Long hair freaky"
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said anyone caught dressed pacifist
Would be shot on sight.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said anyone caught trespassin'
Would be shot on site.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said long haired freaky people eating apple pie.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said long haired freaky people
Eat all the pies.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said long-haired freaky people
Need not apply.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said long live the freaky people
Being up together.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said long haired freaky people
Need not apply.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people, keep God in mind'.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people need not apply'.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the song said, 'Ordinary freaky people
Can't multiply'.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people
Need not apply'.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the wine said, 'Don't eat any people, eat apple pie!'
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long-haired freaky people need not apply.'
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now hey you, Mr. Tangerine.
Original Lyrics:
Now hey you Mister, can't you read?
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Signs, signs, everywhere signs.
Knocking at my bakery baking my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign.
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my minds.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
F***in' up the scenery, freakin' my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
Blockin' off the scenery, breakin' my mind.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tourists don't do that
Can't you read the sign?
Original Lyrics:
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign?
I like my version better
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When someone said, 'Long live freaky people, we'll all oblige'.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people need not apply'.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta have a certain tie to get a seat.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You said you look like so fine of standing young man.
I think you do.
So I took off my hat, I said Maggie May.
He would be working for you.
Original Lyrics:
He said you look like a fine upstanding young man.
I think you'll do.
So I took off my hat, I said imagine that.
Huh! Me working for you.

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