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There are 148 misheard song lyrics for Jose Feliciano on amIright currently.
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"Behind the Mask (Queen of Swords theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beauty can be a disgust
Original Lyrics:
Beauty can be a disguise
"Bombelo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bomb a lei, Bomb a lei
Oh gimme eat a go-log fan fan a feet as in
Oh gimme eat a go-log fan fan a feet as in
Original Lyrics:
Bombelo, bombela
Porque mi vida, yo la prefiero vivir asi
Porque mi vida, yo la prefiero vivir asi
"Chico And The Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dotto! Things will be better.
Original Lyrics:
And I know, things will be better.
"Chico and the Man (Closing)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Preparing for something to eat
Original Lyrics:
His belly for something to eat
"Chico and the Man (Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Califano, things will be better
Original Lyrics:
I know things will be better
"Chico and the Man (closing theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's so hot
Original Lyrics:
Times are hard
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alfano, things will be better
Original Lyrics:
And I know things will be better
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a movie has begun
Original Lyrics:
And a new day has begun
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a nudist has begun
Original Lyrics:
And a new day has begun
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
And, Dido, things will be better
Original Lyrics:
And I know things will be better
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blazin' skis
Original Lyrics:
Plans and schemes
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chico, don't be disco rage
Original Lyrics:
Chico, don't be discouraged
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chico, if you drive now
Original Lyrics:
Chico, if you try now
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chico, if you fly now
Original Lyrics:
Chico, if you try now
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come Orlando for a Diana, get us some jelly
Original Lyrics:
Caminando por la calle de Los Angeles
From the full length version of the theme song at nearly three minutes long, also featured on the TV Land Presents Favorite TV Theme Songs album.
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad-o, things will be better
Original Lyrics:
And I know, things will be better.
Also, even having read the correct lyrics and listening to the song again, it really does sound more like 'dado' or 'dotto' than "And I know". The latter are likely the correct lyrics, but he slurs them in the performance.
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Demands he's so hard to understand
Original Lyrics:
The man, he ain't so hard to understand
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donna, things will be better
Oh, yes they will for cheaper than the man
Yes they will for cheaper than the man
Oh, yes they will for cheaper than the man
Yes they will for cheaper than the man
Original Lyrics:
And I know things will be better
Oh, yes they will for Chico and the Man
Yes they will for Chico and the Man
Oh, yes they will for Chico and the Man
Yes they will for Chico and the Man
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I died, oh things will be better
Original Lyrics:
And I know things will be better
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can see the Monday sun if you shine
Original Lyrics:
You can see the morning sun if you try
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can see the morning sun if you fly
Original Lyrics:
You can see the morning sun if you try
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can see the morning sun if you shine
Original Lyrics:
You can see the morning sun if you try
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At least Autobot
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Autobots are from the Transformers. (But were they around when this song was made?)
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At least mommy died
Da da-da da da but at least she died.
Da da-da da da but at least she died.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At least mommy does.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
This is not a 'Traditional' song; it was indeed written and performed by Jose Feliciano.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dos perros anos
Original Lyrics:
Prospero ano
'Dos perros anos' (with a tilde atop the N) roughly translates to 'two dogs years' in Spanish.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Faye, lease Navidad
Faye, lease Navidad.
Faye, lease Navidad.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad.
Feliz Navidad.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feliz navidad, rose perro a no.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz navidad, prospero ano.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fik lis nok I nat
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
It's Danish and means: 'Did Lis (Danish name) get enough tonight?' (Mostly related to sex.)
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleas on a dog
Fleas on a dog.
Fleas on a dog.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad.
Feliz Navidad.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna issue a Merry Christmas
I wanna issue a Merry Christmas
I wanna issue a Merry Christmas
From the bottle of my heart.
I wanna issue a Merry Christmas
I wanna issue a Merry Christmas
From the bottle of my heart.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my horse.
From the bottom of my horse.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.
From the bottom of my heart.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my house.
From the bottom of my house.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.
From the bottom of my heart.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom to the top
From the bottom to the top
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
From the bottom of my heart
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a harried wish list
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a harried wishlist
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a smelly Christmas
From the bottom of my farts
From the bottom of my farts
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
From the bottom of my heart
Double entendre everyone? (Referring to the word “bottom”)
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to live in America.
Original Lyrics:
I want to wish you a merry Christmas.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
From Obama of my heart
From Obama of my heart
Original Lyrics:
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
From the bottom of my heart
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No fleas on the dog, No fleas on the dog
No fleas on the dog
God washed them all off, and now they drowned.
No fleas on the dog
God washed them all off, and now they drowned.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad,
Prospero ano y felicidad.
Feliz Navidad,
Prospero ano y felicidad.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Phylicia Rashad,
Phylicia Rashad
Phylicia Rashad
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad,
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Phylicia Rashad
Phylicia Rashad
Phylicia Rashad
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please Dobby, die!
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Dobby is the house-elf from 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets'.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's fleas on my dog
or
Her knees are knobby now!
or
F-leas on my dog
or
At least mommy died
or
Police Navidad
or
Police not be dead
or
Please never die
or
Please never die
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police got my car
Police got my car
Police got my car
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police knock me down
So get up, I'm going to leave, sweetheart
So get up, I'm going to leave, sweetheart
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Prospero año y felicidad
Prospero año y felicidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police know my dad
Police know my dad
Police know my dad (and they)
Properly fleece my dad
Police know my dad
Police know my dad (and they)
Properly fleece my dad
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero año y felicidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero año y felicidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police motorbike
The bailed up robber said, 'Police Me Not'.
The bailed up robber said, 'Police Me Not'.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Prosperous annoyed in Michigan.
Original Lyrics:
Prospero ano y felicidad.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Release Nobby's nuts
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Phillip Kelly adds: "Nobby's are a popular brand of nuts in Australia, whose slogan was 'Nibble Nobby's nuts'. This got satirized as 'Nibble Nobby's nuts before Nobby nibbles yours'."
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The least knobby dot.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz navidad
Not me, but: The least knobby dot.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They lease Marriott
They lease Marriott.
They lease Marriott.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
"Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One watermelon
Let's eat the one watermelon.
Let's eat the one watermelon.
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
Guajira guantanamera.
Guajira guantanamera.
"Hi-Heel Sneakers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on your address, baby
Original Lyrics:
Put on your red dress, baby
"Light My Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on baby, like my fire
Original Lyrics:
Come on baby, light my fire
"Light My Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Mama, light my fire.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Baby, light my fire.
"Light My Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, baby, like my car
Original Lyrics:
Come on, baby, light my fire
"Light My Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, baby, nighty-night
Original Lyrics:
Come on, baby, light my fire
"Light My Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Condom baby, like my privates
Original Lyrics:
Come on, baby, light my fire
"Light My Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, we couldn't get much fire
Original Lyrics:
Girl, we couldn’t get much higher
"Light My Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, we couldn't get much tired
Original Lyrics:
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
"Light My Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No time to while away the mower.
Original Lyrics:
No time to wallow in the mire.
"Light My Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The time to hesitate with Pooh
Original Lyrics:
The time to hesitate is through
"Light My Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know how I would be alive
Original Lyrics:
You know that I would be a liar
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