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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> F -> Jose Feliciano

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jose Feliciano that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 111 misheard song lyrics for Jose Feliciano on amIright currently.

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"Behind the Mask (Queen of Swords theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beauty can be a disgust
Original Lyrics:
Beauty can be a disguise
"Bombelo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bomb a lei, Bomb a lei
Oh gimme eat a go-log fan fan a feet as in
Original Lyrics:
Bombelo, bombela
Porque mi vida, yo la prefiero vivir asi
"Chico and the Man (Closing)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Preparing for something to eat
Original Lyrics:
His belly for something to eat
"Chico and the Man (Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Califano, things will be better
Original Lyrics:
I know things will be better
"Chico and the Man (closing theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's so hot
Original Lyrics:
Times are hard
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alfano, things will be better
Original Lyrics:
And I know things will be better
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
And, Dido, things will be better
Original Lyrics:
And I know things will be better
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chico, don't be disco rage
Original Lyrics:
Chico, don't be discouraged
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come Orlando for a Diana, get us some jelly
Original Lyrics:
Caminando por la calle de Los Angeles
From the full length version of the theme song at nearly three minutes long, also featured on the TV Land Presents Favorite TV Theme Songs album.
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I died, oh things will be better
Original Lyrics:
And I know things will be better
"Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can see the morning sun if you shine
Original Lyrics:
You can see the morning sun if you try
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alyse Lollipop
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At least mommy died
Da da-da da da but at least she died.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At least mommy does.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
This is not a 'Traditional' song; it was indeed written and performed by Jose Feliciano.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At least mommy mops
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At least not a lot
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Belief's not enough.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Belize Navidad
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bernice farts a lot
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty's naughty nut.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy's naughty tot
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy's not Enoch.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's not enough.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Denise probably not
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Denise's naughty dog
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dos perros anos
Original Lyrics:
Prospero ano
'Dos perros anos' (with a tilde atop the N) roughly translates to 'two dogs years' in Spanish.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Elise mommy not
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F'leas on my bod.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F-leas not be dots
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Faye, lease Navidad
Faye, lease Navidad.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Felice la-di-dah
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Felice never did.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Felipe's mommy died.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feliz Mommy died.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feliz Mommy locked
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feliz navidad, rose perro a no.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz navidad, prospero ano.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feliz's smelly sock
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fellows nobby don
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fik lis nok I nat
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
It's Danish and means: 'Did Lis (Danish name) get enough tonight?' (Mostly related to sex.)
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Flea's love your dog.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleas never die.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleas on a dog
Fleas on a dog.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleas on my dog
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleas on the dog
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For he's a naughty nut.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For he's noddy not.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fuh-leas on the dog
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her knees nobby knock.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna issue a Merry Christmas
I wanna issue a Merry Christmas
I wanna issue a Merry Christmas
From the bottle of my heart.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my horse.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my house.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom to the top
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a harried wish list
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a harried wishlist
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to live in America.
Original Lyrics:
I want to wish you a merry Christmas.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
From Obama of my heart
Original Lyrics:
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My knees, how they knock.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No fleas on the dog, No fleas on the dog
No fleas on the dog
God washed them all off, and now they drowned.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad,
Prospero ano y felicidad.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh he's Bobby Vaught
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Phylicia Rashad,
Phylicia Rashad
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad,
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Phylicia Rashad
Phylicia Rashad
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pilec nive did
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please Dobby, die!
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Dobby is the house-elf from 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets'.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please knock me up
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's fleas on my dog
or
Her knees are knobby now!
or
F-leas on my dog
or
At least mommy died
or
Police Navidad
or
Police not be dead
or
Please never die
or
Please never die
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police Knobby Dodd
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police La-di-dah
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police Mommy Dad
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police Naughty Dog
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police drive a Dodge
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police got my dad.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police have my Dad.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police knock me down
So get up, I'm going to leave, sweetheart
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Prospero año y felicidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police knocked me down.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police motorbike
The bailed up robber said, 'Police Me Not'.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police nabbed me dad.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police naughty dog
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police shot my dad
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police shot my dog.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police stole my car.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police, La De Da
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police, Mommy's dead.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police, oh my God!!
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Prosperous annoyed in Michigan.
Original Lyrics:
Prospero ano y felicidad.
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Puh-lease Mary rot
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Puh-lease knock it off.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Puh-leeze call me Todd.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Puh-leeze naughty Dad
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Release Maggie Dot
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Release Moby Dick
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Release Mommy not.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Release Nobby's nuts
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Phillip Kelly adds: "Nobby's are a popular brand of nuts in Australia, whose slogan was 'Nibble Nobby's nuts'. This got satirized as 'Nibble Nobby's nuts before Nobby nibbles yours'."
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Release fluffy ducks
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Release knobby rocks.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Release my wee lad.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Release sloppy snot.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sneeze doggy dog
Original Lyrics:
Feliz navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The least snotty duck
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The police have knobby tires.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The police have you now
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The three smelly dogs
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They lease Marriott
They lease Marriott.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
"Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One watermelon
Let's eat the one watermelon.
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
Guajira guantanamera.
"Light My Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Mama, light my fire.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Baby, light my fire.
"Light My Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No time to while away the mower.
Original Lyrics:
No time to wallow in the mire.

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