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"Chico and the Man (Theme Song)"
Califano, things will be better
I know things will be better
"Chico and the Man"
Alfano, things will be better
And I know things will be better
"Feliz Navidad"
At least mommy died
Da da-da da da but at least she died.
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
"Feliz Navidad"
At least not a lot
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Belief's not enough.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Belize Navidad
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
But it's not enough.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Denise's naughty dog
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Dos perros anos
Properous anos
'Dos perros anos' means 'two dog years' in Spanish.
"Feliz Navidad"
F'leas on my bod.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Faye, lease Navidad
Faye, lease Navidad.
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad.
"Feliz Navidad"
Felipe's mommy died.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Feliz Mommy died.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Feliz Mommy locked
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Feliz navidad, rose perro a no.
Feliz navidad, prospero año.
"Feliz Navidad"
Feliz's smelly sock
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Fik lis nok I nat
Feliz Navidad
It's Danish and means: 'Did Lis (Danish name) get enough tonight?' (Mostly related to sex.)
"Feliz Navidad"
Flea's love your dog.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Fleas on a dog
Fleas on a dog.
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad.
"Feliz Navidad"
Fleas on my dog
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Fleas on the dog
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
For he's a naughty nut.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
For he's noddy not.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Fuh-leas on the dog
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Her knees nobby knock.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
I wanna issue a Merry Christmas
I wanna issue a Merry Christmas
I wanna issue a Merry Christmas
From the bottle of my heart.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.
"Feliz Navidad"
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my house.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.
"Feliz Navidad"
I wanna wish you a harried wish list
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas.
"Feliz Navidad"
I wanna wish you a harried wishlist
Felice never did.
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
Feliz Navidad.
"Feliz Navidad"
I wanna wish you a harried wishlist
Felice never did.
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
Feliz Navidad.
"Feliz Navidad"
I want to live in America.
I want to wish you a merry Christmas.
"Feliz Navidad"
My knees, how they knock.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
No fleas on the dog
No fleas on the dog
God washed them all off, and now they drowned.
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, Un Prospero ano y felicidad.
"Feliz Navidad"
Phylicia Rashad,
Phylicia Rashad
Feliz Navidad,
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Phylicia Rashad
Phylicia Rashad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Phylicia Rashad
Phylicia Rashad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Pilec nive did
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Please Dobby, die!
Feliz Navidad
Dobby is the house-elf from 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets'.
"Feliz Navidad"
Police Knobby Dodd
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Police La-di-dah
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Police Mommy Dad
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Police got my dad.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Police have my Dad.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Police knocked me down.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Police motorbike
The bailed up robber said, 'Police Me Not'.
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
"Feliz Navidad"
Police nabbed me dad.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Police naughty dog
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Police shot my dog.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Police shot my dog.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Police stole my car.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Police, La De Da
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Police, Mommy's dead.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Prosperous annoyed in Michigan.
Prospero año y felicidad.
"Feliz Navidad"
Puh-lease knock it off.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Puh-leeze call me Todd.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Release Maggie Dot
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Release Moby Dick
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Release Mommy not.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Release Nobby's nuts
Feliz Navidad
Phillip Kelly adds: "Nobby's are a popular brand of nuts in Australia, whose slogan was 'Nibble Nobby's nuts'. This got satirised as 'Nibble Nobby's nuts before Nobby nibbles yours'."
"Feliz Navidad"
Release knobby rocks.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Release my wee lad.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Release sloppy snot.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
The police have knobby tires.
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
They lease Marriott
They lease Marriott.
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
"Guantanamera"
One watermelon
Let's eat the one watermelon.
Guantanamera
Guajira guantanamera.
"Light My Fire"
Come on, Mama, light my fire.
Come on, Baby, light my fire.
"Light My Fire"
No time to while away the mower.
No time to wallow in the mire.
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