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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Falco that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 60 misheard song lyrics for Falco on amIright currently.

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"Der Kommissar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crying in the room
Original Lyrics:
Drah' Di net um
"Der Kommissar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She meant Jack and Joe and Jill.
Original Lyrics:
Sie meint Jack und Joe und Jill.
"Der Kommissar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wir treffen Jill und Joe
and rest of Brother Hip
and half of the rest of Kool & Gang
Original Lyrics:
Wir treffen Jill und Joe
Und dessen Bruder hip
Und auch den Rest der coolen Gang
"Jeanny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a lonely little girl in a coco world.
Original Lyrics:
Such a lonely little girl in a cold, cold world.
"Jeanny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a lonely little girl in a cocoon world
Original Lyrics:
Such a lonely little girl in a cold, cold world
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A rock superstar
You're so populaire
You ride an X-19
That guy's got flair.
Original Lyrics:
Er war Superstar
Er war populaer
Er war so exaltiert
Because er hatte Flair.
Obviously German lyrics.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alligators Alligators, rock me, Alligators.
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus, rock me, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat me, I'm a danish, I'm a danish, I'm a danish
or
Meals on wheels, on wheels
or
And potatoes, and potatoes
or
And potatoes, and potatoes
Original Lyrics:
Rock me Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Rick Dees did a parody of "Amadeus" back in 1986 on his "Rick Dees Weekly Top 40" show. His parody was "Eat me I'm a danish".
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Apple Danish, Apple Danish
Original Lyrics:
Rock me, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, all you do is crack me
Sky night, yeahhhhhh!
Original Lyrics:
Baby, baby do it to me, rock me
Ja-Ja, yeahhhhhh!
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bag of nails, bag of nails
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I humped with flair.
Original Lyrics:
Because er hatte flair.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue tomatoes, blue tomatoes, blue tomatoes
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Broccoli and potatoes
Original Lyrics:
Rock me, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you dare
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Double dares, double dares
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr. Zaius, Dr Zaius
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
The "misheard" version is actually a parody from an episode of the Simpsons.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot potato, hot potato
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot potatoes, hot potatoes!
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus!
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot potatoes, hot potatoes, rock me hot, potatoes.
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus, rock me, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot potatoes, hot potatoes
Oh, oh, hot potatoes!
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
Oh, oh, Amadeus!
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot potatoes, hot potatoes
Rock, rock me, hot potatoes.
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
Rock, rock me, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot potatoes
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot potatos, hot potatos!
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus!
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bid on superstars.
Original Lyrics:
Er war ein Superstar.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a superstar
I vous sou pop a lair
In warren's LSD
Because of Hattie Flair.
Original Lyrics:
Er war ein Superstar
Er war popular
Er war so exaltiert
Because er hatte flair.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Dais, I'm a Dais.
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Danish, I'm a Danish!
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus!
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Doos, I'm a Doos
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a dance, I'm a dance.
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a deist I'm a deist.
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot Potatoes
or
I'm in Barbados
or
I'm in Barbados
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm potatoes, I'm potatoes, etc...
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus, etc...
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the best I'm the best
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the greatest, I'm the greatest
I'm the greatest.
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
Rock me, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a jet ram made of monkey's gum.
Original Lyrics:
War wohl Jedermann bekannt
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In 1784, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart becomes a freebaser.
Original Lyrics:
In 1784, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart becomes a free mason.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, let's have a dance, Amadeus
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
More potatoes, more potatoes.
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Really, I'm a dentist
A dentist
Really, I'm a dentist
Original Lyrics:
Rock me, Amadeus Amadeus
Rock me, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock me Apple Danish, apple danish.
Original Lyrics:
Rock me Amadeus, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock me on a dais.
Original Lyrics:
Rock me, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock me on my desk.
Original Lyrics:
Rock me, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock me, I'm a Danish.
Original Lyrics:
Rock me, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock me, I'm a doofus.
Original Lyrics:
Rock me, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock me, I'm a mess
I'm a mess
Rock me, I'm a mess.
Original Lyrics:
Rock me, Amadeus
Amadeus
Rock me, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock me, hot potatoes.
Original Lyrics:
Rock me, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rough me Amadeus
Original Lyrics:
Rock me Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Should be dance haha dance
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart becomes a freebaser.
Original Lyrics:
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart becomes a freemason.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were a superstar
You were a poo-poo layer
You were the exiled tea
Because of your flat hair.
Original Lyrics:
Er war ein Superstar
Er war popular
Er war so exaltiert
Because er hatte flair.
"Rock Me, Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me, Amadeus.
Original Lyrics:
Rock me, Amadeus.
"Vienna Calling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rihanna calling
Original Lyrics:
Vienna calling
"Vienna Calling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two, one, zero - der Alarm ist brot
Viele not - tja, tja, tja.
Original Lyrics:
Two, one, zero- der Alarm ist rot
Wien in Not - cha, cha, cha.
"Vienna Calling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two, one, zero
Dial alarm this roast
Waiting for it
Die, die, die.
Original Lyrics:
Two, one, zero
Der Alarm ist rot
Wien in Not
Cha, cha, cha.
"Vienna Calling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for it, they're so nuts!
Original Lyrics:
Wien in Not, bin so in Not.
"Vienna Calling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Willkommen
Original Lyrics:
Vienna calling

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