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There are 59 misheard song lyrics for Everything But The Girl on amIright currently.

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"Come On Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my whore!
Original Lyrics:
Come on home!
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like it all went down the drain.
or
And I miss you,
like the deserts Mr. Ed
or
And I miss you,
like the deserts Mr. Ed
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you,
like the deserts miss the rain
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you, like the elephant's parade
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you, like the desert's miss the rain
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you
It's an endless mystery.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the desert's mist or rain.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the desert's mystery
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts masturbate.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the radio.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll miss you
Yeah, at the devil's masquerade.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm a shoe, like the desert's Mister Rank.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain.
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my masseuse....in quiet desperation
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you....like the deserts miss the rain
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
N.M.S.U.:
Like the deserts missed the rain.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
NMSU: New Mexico State University. It's in the NM desert. Plausible.
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nick, I can't believe you said that
Original Lyrics:
Like the deserts miss the rain
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
and I'm a shoe
Like the deserts miss the rain.
Original Lyrics:
and I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Miss ing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiramisu
Like the deserts quiche Lorraine.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Miss ing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiramisu
Like the desert's misteration.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing (Todd Terry Club mix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's years since you've been laid.
Original Lyrics:
It's years since you've been there.
"Missing [Todd Terry Club Mix]"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts missed a rate.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I assume, that the desert mystery
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I assume
At the desert's mystery.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I assume
That the desert Mr. Rain.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I assume
That the desert mystery.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I assume
That the desert mystery.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you
It's a peasant mystery.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you Like the desert, Mr. Ray
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you Like the deserts miss the rain
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you, like a dance with Mr. Rain.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you.
Like the desert's mystery
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you.
Like the deserts miss the rain
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you
And the desert's mystery.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the devil's mist of rain.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like I'd ever miss the train.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts missed the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like I'm watching 'Mister Ed'.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts missed the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts masturbate.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the devil misses pain.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the devils masturbate.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the elephant's parade.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the desert's miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the pheasant's mist the rhelm.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I missed you
Like the desert's Listerine.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm a shoe like the desert missed the rain
Original Lyrics:
And I missed you like the desert missed the rain
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm a shoe.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm the soup
In a deathless mystery
or
And I miss you
Like Odysseus mystery
or
And I may sue
Well, a dozen Sister Ray's.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
Odysseus, of course, is another way (in German , Italian etc) to say the name of the great Ulysses. 'Sister Ray' was done by you-know-whom.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in my shoe
Like if this is Mister Rain.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the desert miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I miss you, Pam
Like the dummy's misery.
or
But I miss you, yeah
Like the desert's mystery.
Original Lyrics:
But I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I p*** on you
While Derek masterbates?
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you be gay? You always were
Two steps ahead of every woman.
Original Lyrics:
Could you be dead? You always were
Two steps ahead of everyone.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can tell it's Mister Rain.
Original Lyrics:
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't explain, you've found some feather-brain
Original Lyrics:
Like outer space, you've found some better place
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Winnie the Pooh
My foot is in pain.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you
Like the desert miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like My Brothers Listerine
Original Lyrics:
Like the deserts miss the rain
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a desert masquerade.
Original Lyrics:
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a devil's masquerade
Original Lyrics:
Like the deserts miss the rain
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like an old man missed his cane.
Original Lyrics:
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the desert's myst the rain
or
Like the desert's masquerade
Original Lyrics:
Like the deserts miss the rain
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the deserts meet the rain
Original Lyrics:
Like the deserts miss the rain
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the devils miss the rain
Original Lyrics:
Like the deserts miss the rain
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the peasants miss the rain.
Original Lyrics:
Like the deserts miss the rain.
"Missing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiramisu - like the desserts miss the grain.
Original Lyrics:
And I miss you - like the deserts miss the rain.
"Troubled Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
With your troubled mind
You're like the Gulf Stream running through my life.
Original Lyrics:
With your troubled mind
you're like a goods train running through my life.
'Goods train' is the British expression for 'freight train'.
"Walking Wounded"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing can replace the arse on you
Original Lyrics:
Nothing can replace the us I knew

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