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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> E -> Eskimo Joe

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Eskimo Joe that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 23 misheard song lyrics for Eskimo Joe on amIright currently.

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"Black Fingernails Red Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't understand the point of fingers.
Original Lyrics:
All of us stand and point our fingers.
"Black Fingernails Red Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't understand the point of fingers.
Original Lyrics:
We all stand around and point our fingers.
"Black Fingernails Red Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't understand the point of fingers
Original Lyrics:
All of us stand and point our fingers
"Black Fingernails Red Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Optimus stands and points a finger.
Original Lyrics:
All of us stand and point our fingers.
I imagined Optimus pulling the bird at Megatron, my mind's weird.
"Black Fingernails Red Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Street town
Original Lyrics:
Straight down
"Black Fingernails, Red Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
A dead end
Original Lyrics:
In this house/At the ground
"Black Fingernails, Red Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't understand the point of fingers.
Original Lyrics:
All of us stand and point our fingers.
"Black Fingernails, Red Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't understand the point of fingers.
Original Lyrics:
All of us stand and point our fingers.
"Black Fingernails, Red Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't understand the point of fingers.
Original Lyrics:
All of us stand and point our fingers.
"Life Is Better With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life keeps paddling through.
Original Lyrics:
Life is better with you.
"Older Than You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Astrid is older than you.
Original Lyrics:
Eyes that are older than you
"Older Than You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Halitosis is older than you.
Original Lyrics:
Eyes that are older than you.
"Older Than You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I watched her heart through bathroom doors.
Original Lyrics:
I watched her heart through bedroom doors.
"Older Than You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's true
I still look older than you.
Original Lyrics:
It's true
Eyes that are older than you.
"Older Than You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's true
I feel older than you.
Original Lyrics:
It's true
Eyes that are older than you.
"Older Than You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's true
I'm still older than you.
Original Lyrics:
It's true
Eyes that are older than you.
"Turn Up Your Stereo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn off your stereo
or
Churn up your stereo
or
Churn up your stereo
Original Lyrics:
Turn up your stereo
"Turn Up Your Stereo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to stomp on everything you like
Original Lyrics:
I like stuff and everything you like
"Turn Up Your Stereo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turnip, turnip, turnip, is very yum.
Original Lyrics:
Turn up, turn up, turn up, your stereo.
"Turn Up Your Stereo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turnip, turnip, turnip, potato
Original Lyrics:
Turn up, turn up, turn up, your stereo.
"Turn Up Your Stereo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turnip, turnip, turnip. hysteria!
Original Lyrics:
Turn up, turn up, turn up, your stereo!
"Turn Up Your Stereo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah its true,
I am a pimp like you
Original Lyrics:
Yeah its true,
I am a bit like you

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