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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Emerson, Lake, and Palmer that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 20 misheard song lyrics for Emerson, Lake, and Palmer on amIright currently.

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"C'est La Vie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ravioli all turns to brown
Original Lyrics:
Have your leaves all turned to brown
"C'est La Vie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ravioli all turns to brown
Original Lyrics:
Have your leaves all turned to brown
"From the Beginning"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think of flying in bed
Original Lyrics:
I think of lying in bed
"I Believe In Father Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke with a yawn and I burst like a dog.
Original Lyrics:
I woke with a yawn in the first light of dawn.
"Jerusalem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shall not cease from men to fight.
Original Lyrics:
I shall not cease from mental fight.
"Jerusalem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ishall not cease from menstral fight.
Original Lyrics:
I shall not cease from mental fight.
"Karn Evil 9 (First Impression)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silent children shivered in the cold
now their plight exploited in the lyrics of the jackasses for gold records
Original Lyrics:
Silent children shivered in the cold
now their faces captured in the lenses of the jackals for gold
"Karn Evil 9 (First Impression)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got thrills and shocks, supersonic fighting cocks
Leave your hookers at the box.
Original Lyrics:
We've got thrills and shocks, supersonic fighting cocks
Leave your hammers at the box.
"Karn Evil 9 (First Impression, Part 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guaranteed to blow your men a fart.
Original Lyrics:
Guaranteed to blow your head apart.
"Karn Evil 9 (First Impression, Part 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Next upon the stand
With a penis in her hand
Original Lyrics:
Next upon the stand
Will you please extend a hand
"Karn Evil 9 (First Impression, Part 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're so sure, you'll get your money's worth.
Original Lyrics:
Rest assured, you'll get your money's worth.
"Karn Evil 9 (Third Impression)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guardians of the nuclear dawn
Original Lyrics:
Guardians of the new clear dawn
"Karn Evil 9 (Third Impression)"
Misheard Lyrics:
No man sees the flies on my s**t.
Original Lyrics:
No man yields who flies in my ship.
"Karn Evil 9 (Third Impression)"
Misheard Lyrics:
No man yields the flies in my sh*t.
Original Lyrics:
No man yields who flies in my ship.
"Karn Evil 9 (Third Impression)"
Misheard Lyrics:
No man yields to flies in my s**t
Original Lyrics:
No man yields who flies in my ship
"Knife Edge"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cross the Mad Miss
Original Lyrics:
'Cross the abyss
"Knife Edge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ancient queues from the gallows.
Original Lyrics:
Patient queues from the gallows.
"Lucky Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, what an ugly man he was
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, what a lucky man he was
"Tarkus"
Misheard Lyrics:
No evil in the weapon he made
Original Lyrics:
The weaver in the web that he made
"Tarkus"
Misheard Lyrics:
The weevil and the web that he made!
Original Lyrics:
The weaver in the web that he made!

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