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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dr. Hook that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 32 misheard song lyrics for Dr. Hook on amIright currently.

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"Baby Lets Her Blue Jeans Talk"
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't say nothin'
But Baby takes her blue jeans off
Original Lyrics:
She don't say nothin'
But Baby lets her blue jeans talk
"Better Love Next Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better luck next time baby
Original Lyrics:
Better love next time baby
"Better Love Next Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better luck next time, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Better love next time, baby.
"Cover Of The Rolling Stones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, we're big rock singers
We got toes and fingers
And we're loved everywhere we go.
Original Lyrics:
Well, we're big rock singers
We got golden fingers
And we're loved everywhere we go.
"Cover Of The Rolling Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a freaky old lady
Name a Cold Cream Katy
Who embroiders on my jeans.
Original Lyrics:
I got a freaky old lady
Name-a Cocaine Katy
Who embroiders on my jeans.
"Cover Of The Rolling Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well we're big rock singers
We got toes and fingers.
Original Lyrics:
Well we're big rock singers
We got golden fingers.
"Millionaire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why did I get my heart so fast
You know it'll happen in bed
But I was a real child at sixteen
Half eight years since then.
Original Lyrics:
Why did I give my heart so fast
It never will happen again
But I was a mere child of sixteen
I've aged a year since then.
"Only Sixteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why did I get my heart so fast
You know it'll happen in bed
But I was a real child at sixteen
Half eight years since then
Original Lyrics:
Why did I give my heart so fast
It never will happen again
But I was a mere child of sixteen
I've aged a year since then
"Sexy Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was sitting all alone watching people getting off of each other
Original Lyrics:
I was sitting all alone watching people get it on with each other
"Sharing The Night Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to get to know your badger.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to get to know ya' better.
"Sharing The Night Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shannon and I together
Original Lyrics:
Sharin' the night together
"Sharing The Night Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharon D. Knight together
Original Lyrics:
Sharin' the night together
"Sharing The Night Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shending the night together
Original Lyrics:
Sharin' the night together
"Sylvia's Mother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, Mississippi.
Original Lyrics:
Please, Mrs. Avery.
"Sylvia's Mother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, Mrs. ape me
or
Please, Mrs. Abee
or
Please, Mrs. Abee
Original Lyrics:
Please, Mrs. Avery
"Sylvia's Mother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, Mrs. Abreeham!
Original Lyrics:
Please, Mrs. Avery!
"Sylvia's Mother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, Mrs. Adria
Original Lyrics:
Please, Mrs. Avery.
"Sylvia's Mother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, Mrs. Apricot.
Original Lyrics:
Please, Mrs. Avery.
"Sylvia's Mother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, Mrs. Gabriel
Original Lyrics:
Please, Mrs. Avery
"Sylvia's Mother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, Mrs. Reindeer
Original Lyrics:
Please, Mrs. Avery
"Sylvia's Mother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, Mrs. Stayfree
Original Lyrics:
Please, Mrs. Avery.
"Sylvia's Mother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shelby's mother
Original Lyrics:
Sylvia's mother
"The Cover of Rolling Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna buy a compass for my mother
Original Lyrics:
Wanna buy five copies for my mother
"Walk Right In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk right in, s*** right now.
Original Lyrics:
Walk right in, sit right down.
"When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe it's just an eagle problem.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe it's just an ego problem.
"When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're in love with a beautiful Wilma
Original Lyrics:
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
"When You're In Love With a Beautiful Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants to take your baby real hard.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants to take your baby home.
"When You're In Love With a Beautiful Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want to f**k her
Original Lyrics:
You want to trust her
"When You're in Love with a Beautiful Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe it's just an eagle above.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe it's just an ego problem.
"When You're in Love with a Beautiful Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the most beautiful woman they love.
Original Lyrics:
She's the most beautiful women they know.
It's torture being in love with a beautiful woman when she belongs to somebody else.
"When You're in Love with a Beautiful Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're in love with a beautiful grandma
Original Lyrics:
When you're in love with a beautiful woman

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