Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> Dream Theater
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dream Theater that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 81 misheard song lyrics for Dream Theater on amIright currently.
There are also Dream Theater misheard lyrics stories also available.
"6:00"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody knows what they want
Until they're fondling little girls.
Until they're fondling little girls.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody knows what they want
Until they finally let it all go.
Until they finally let it all go.
"6:00"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something, something!
God, it's Sunday. Do hair!
God, it's Sunday. Do hair!
Original Lyrics:
Condescending.
Not intending to end.
Not intending to end.
"Another Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They took pictures of my brain.
Original Lyrics:
They took pictures of our dreams.
"Another Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They took pictures of our crash.
Original Lyrics:
They took pictures of our dreams.
"Another Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They took pictures of our drapes.
Original Lyrics:
They took pictures of our dreams.
"Another Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They took pictures of our trash.
Original Lyrics:
They took pictures of our dreams.
"As I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't change the picture man.
Original Lyrics:
I won't change to fit your plan.
"As I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the doubtful and the man, take me as I am.
Original Lyrics:
To the doubtful I demand, take me as I am.
"Beyond This Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd sooner take my life away than live with Lucy Liu
Original Lyrics:
I'd sooner take my life away than live with losing you
"Blind Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And still I put shoes on.
Original Lyrics:
And still life pushes on.
"Blind Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've painted my own Mona Lisa
Cheese sticks everyday.
Cheese sticks everyday.
Original Lyrics:
I've painted my own Mona Lisa
She's fixed everything.
She's fixed everything.
"Blind Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to fathom means to mend
Original Lyrics:
Justify the means to an end
"Bridges in the Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Son, gun shot my way
May killing waters bury on my grave
Wind carry me home
The fabric of reality is tearing apart
The piece of me that died will return
To live again
May killing waters bury on my grave
Wind carry me home
The fabric of reality is tearing apart
The piece of me that died will return
To live again
Original Lyrics:
Sun come shine my way
May healing waters bury all my pain
Wind carry me home
The fabric of reality is tearing apart
The piece of me that died will return
To live again
May healing waters bury all my pain
Wind carry me home
The fabric of reality is tearing apart
The piece of me that died will return
To live again
"Build Me Up, Break Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
You crave my erotic behaviour
Original Lyrics:
You crave my erratic behaviour
"Burning My Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you ask me why my hair's green.
Original Lyrics:
And you ask me why my hair's grey.
"Burning My Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You drop the bone, I pick up the slack
And you ask me where's my hairspray
And you ask me where's my hairspray
Original Lyrics:
You drop the ball, I pick up the slack
And you ask me why my hair's gray
And you ask me why my hair's gray
"Change of Seasons"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my sons not so bright
Original Lyrics:
And my suns not so bright
"Constant Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever more, into the night, disarray
Original Lyrics:
Forever more, into the night, blistering
"Constant Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever more, into the night, listerine
Original Lyrics:
Forever more, into the night, blistering
"Don't Look Past Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no predecessor to guide me.
Original Lyrics:
There's been no brighter star to guide me.
"Fatal Tragedy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met an older man
He seemed to be alone
I felt that I could trust him
He touched me that night.
He seemed to be alone
I felt that I could trust him
He touched me that night.
Original Lyrics:
I met an older man
He seemed to be alone
I felt that I could trust him
He talked to me that night.
He seemed to be alone
I felt that I could trust him
He talked to me that night.
"Finally Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A conga line comes into view.
Original Lyrics:
A blinding light comes into view.
"Forsaken"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forsaken, I have cum for you tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Forsaken, I have come for you tonight.
"Forsaken"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give your cellphone to me
Original Lyrics:
Give yourself up to me
"Forsaken"
Misheard Lyrics:
She saw Flea whisper in my ear
Original Lyrics:
She softly whispered in my ear
"Hollow Yeras" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once you're stoned
You're crawling under.
You're crawling under.
Original Lyrics:
Once the stone
You're crawling under.
You're crawling under.
"Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her story-it holds the key
Unlocking dreams from my mamary.
Unlocking dreams from my mamary.
Original Lyrics:
Her story-it holds the key
Unlocking dreams from my memory.
Unlocking dreams from my memory.
"Honor Thy Father" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shove the mystic power struggle and don't let it show.
Original Lyrics:
It's so easy to run away with nothing in tow.
"I Walk Beside You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rest your tired butt upon my hands
Original Lyrics:
Rest your tired thoughts upon my hand
"Innocence faded" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some will trance and smooth their nails
Original Lyrics:
Some will transcend spinning years
"Lie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna talk about life on the streets
You can tell your step father I said so.
You can tell your step father I said so.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna talk about lifelong mistakes
And you can tell your stepfather I said so.
And you can tell your stepfather I said so.
"Lie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna tell you about life in the States
And you can tell your stepfather also.
And you can tell your stepfather also.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna talk about lifelong mistakes
And you can tell your stepfather I said so.
And you can tell your stepfather I said so.
"Lie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss the boys and make them wear it.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss the boys and make them wary.
"Lie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You tell me 'bout your Tutankhamun
But once it just enough for me.
But once it just enough for me.
Original Lyrics:
You tell me 'bout your two more coming
But once is just enough for me.
But once is just enough for me.
"Lifting Shadows Of A Dream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Breaking delicate winds
Original Lyrics:
Breaking delicate wings
"Metropolis Part 1: The Miracle and the Sleeper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As a man, my doggies have caught up with me.
Original Lyrics:
As a man, I've found it's all caught up with me.
"Metropolis Part 1: The Miracle and the Sleeper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Death is the first dancing turtle
Original Lyrics:
Death is the first dance eternal
"Metropolis, Part I" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Death is the first dancing turtle
Original Lyrics:
Death is the first dance, eternal
"Metropolis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was told, if you dream of the next world, you'll find yourself swimming in a liqour tub.
Original Lyrics:
I was told, if you dream of the next world, You'll find yourself swimming in a lake of fire.
"Octavarium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Side effects of beer,
As my conscience slips away
As my conscience slips away
Original Lyrics:
Side effects appear
As my conscience slips away
As my conscience slips away
Yeah! I've heard it! and it fits with Mike Portnoy!
"On the Backs of Angels"
Misheard Lyrics:
September 11th fading faster
Original Lyrics:
Survival fading faster
"Prophets Of War"
Misheard Lyrics:
They continue boxing ready brek
Original Lyrics:
They can't move us in rhetoric
"Prophets of War"
Misheard Lyrics:
Debate the faggot's just cause
Original Lyrics:
Dabate this fight it's just cause
"Prophets of War"
Misheard Lyrics:
Debate these f*ggots just cuz
Original Lyrics:
Debate this fight it's just cause
"Prophets of War"
Misheard Lyrics:
They continue the same Redibrek
Original Lyrics:
They can't move us in rhetoric
"Pull Me Under" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All that I feel is, all out of spite
Original Lyrics:
All that I feel is honor and spite
"Pull Me Under" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coreander, coreander!
Original Lyrics:
Pull me under, pull me under!
"Pull Me Under" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in the sky
Clowns row by and I row with them
Clowns row by and I row with them
Original Lyrics:
Lost in the sky
Clouds roll by and I roll with them
Clouds roll by and I roll with them
"Pull Me Under" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Paul Di'Anno, Paul Di'Anno
Paul Di'Anno's my friend.
Paul Di'Anno's my friend.
Original Lyrics:
Pull me under, pull me under
Pull me under, I'm not afraid.
Pull me under, I'm not afraid.
"Pull Me Under" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Paulo Miranda, Paulo Miranda
Original Lyrics:
Pull me under, pull me under.
"Pull Me Under" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This world is spinning around me, the whole world is spinning in sodomy.
Original Lyrics:
This world is spinning around me, the whole world is spinning inside of me.
"Sacrificed Sons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God i'm high
amish stake
Will mankind be extinct?
amish stake
Will mankind be extinct?
Original Lyrics:
God on high
Our mistake
Will mankind be extinct?
Our mistake
Will mankind be extinct?
"Sacrificed Sons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God, I'm high
I'm a steak
Will mankind be a steak?
I'm a steak
Will mankind be a steak?
Original Lyrics:
God on high
Our mistake
Will mankind be extinct?
Our mistake
Will mankind be extinct?
"Scarred" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't let them feel me with feather lipstick Rubbermaids.
Original Lyrics:
Won't let them fill me with fatalistic remedies.
"Scarred" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't let them feel me with foam and lots of Rubbermaid!
Original Lyrics:
Won't let them fill me with fatalistic remedies.
"Scarred" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't let them feel me with their molested rubber legs
Original Lyrics:
Won't let them fill me with fatalistic remedies
"Scarred" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't let them feel me with those elastic rubbernads.
Original Lyrics:
Won't let them fill me with fatalistic remedies.
"Scarred" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't let them feel me
With fake elastic rubbern**s.
With fake elastic rubbern**s.
Original Lyrics:
Won't let them fill me
With fatalistic remedies.
With fatalistic remedies.
"Scarred" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
won't let them fill me with felt and elastic rubber daves
Original Lyrics:
Won't let them fill me with fatalistic remedies.
"Strange Deja Vu" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't eat strange Asian food.
Original Lyrics:
Uncanny, strange deja vu.
"Take The Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can feel the words coming on
Original Lyrics:
You can feel the waves coming on
"Take the Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The vulture has stood on his head
Original Lyrics:
The fortune lies still in his hands
"The Count of Tuscany"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sucking on his pipe, just did his taxes
Original Lyrics:
Sucking on his pipe, distinguished accent
"The Silent Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could sail by on the wings of science.
Original Lyrics:
I could sail by on the winds of silence.
"The Silent Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could sail by on the wings of science
Original Lyrics:
I could sail by on the winds of silence
"The Test That Stumped Them All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Random urine testing
P***'s turning blue
P***'s turning blue
Original Lyrics:
Random urine testing
Pills: red, pink, and blue
Pills: red, pink, and blue
"The Test That Stumped Them All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Random urine testing
Fills red, pink, and blue.
Fills red, pink, and blue.
Original Lyrics:
Random urine testing
Pills: red, pink, and blue.
Pills: red, pink, and blue.
"The Test That Stumped Them All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The test that stumped the mole.
Original Lyrics:
The test that stumped them all.
"These Walls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my lipstick's falling into darkness
Original Lyrics:
All my instincts, falling into darkness
"Under A Glass Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bear this slaughter in my name.
Original Lyrics:
Bear this honor in my name.
"Under A Glass Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Outside the cervix of your mind.
Original Lyrics:
Outside the soundness of your mind.
"Under a Glass Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy a pen I'm a wanker
Original Lyrics:
By your hand I've awakened
"Voices" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F@#$ this whore!
I feel a leg, I feel a breast
I feel a leg, I feel a breast
Original Lyrics:
Thought disorder!
I feel elated, I feel depressed
I feel elated, I feel depressed
"Voices" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a scream before the silence
Original Lyrics:
Like a scream, but sort of silent
"Voices" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like ice cream but sort of silent.
Original Lyrics:
Like a scream but sort of silent.
"Voices" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is death, death is sex
Sex is right here on my crucifix.
Sex is right here on my crucifix.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is death, death is sex
It says it right here on my crucifix.
It says it right here on my crucifix.
"Voices" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck his dick, captain sex
It says it right here on my crucifix.
It says it right here on my crucifix.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is death, death is sex
It says it right here on my crucifix.
It says it right here on my crucifix.
Corrections
Please use the link next to each misheard lyric to suggest a correction. We do our best to review entries as they come in, but we can't possibly know every lyric to every song.
Disclaimer
Disclaimer: amIright.com makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, amIright.com does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.
Place Your Vote
Voting Results
| 2.3 | ||
| 4.9 | ||
| 3.3 | ||
| 164 | ||
