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There are 55 misheard song lyrics for Dream Theater on amIright currently.

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"6:00"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody knows what they want
Until they're fondling little girls.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody knows what they want
Until they finally let it all go.
"Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
They took pictures of my brain.
Original Lyrics:
They took pictures of our dreams.
"Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
They took pictures of our crash.
Original Lyrics:
They took pictures of our dreams.
"Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
They took pictures of our drapes.
Original Lyrics:
They took pictures of our dreams.
"Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
They took pictures of our trash.
Original Lyrics:
They took pictures of our dreams.
"As I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't change the picture man.
Original Lyrics:
I won't change to fit your plan.
"Beyond This Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd sooner take my life away than live with Lucy Liu
Original Lyrics:
I'd sooner take my life away than live with losing you
"Blind Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
And still I put shoes on.
Original Lyrics:
And still life pushes on.
"Blind Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've painted my own Mona Lisa
Cheese sticks everyday.
Original Lyrics:
I've painted my own Mona Lisa
She's fixed everything.
"Burning My Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you ask me why my hair's green.
Original Lyrics:
And you ask me why my hair's grey.
"Burning My Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
You drop the bone, I pick up the slack
And you ask me where's my hairspray
Original Lyrics:
You drop the ball, I pick up the slack
And you ask me why my hair's gray
"Change of Seasons"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my sons not so bright
Original Lyrics:
And my suns not so bright
"Don't Look Past Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no predecessor to guide me.
Original Lyrics:
There's been no brighter star to guide me.
"Fatal Tragedy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met an older man
He seemed to be alone
I felt that I could trust him
He touched me that night.
Original Lyrics:
I met an older man
He seemed to be alone
I felt that I could trust him
He talked to me that night.
"Finally Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
A conga line comes into view.
Original Lyrics:
A blinding light comes into view.
"Finally Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
How longer, desire
Original Lyrics:
No longer, torn in two
"Hollow Yeras"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once you're stoned
You're crawling under.
Original Lyrics:
Once the stone
You're crawling under.
"Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her story-it holds the key
Unlocking dreams from my mamary.
Original Lyrics:
Her story-it holds the key
Unlocking dreams from my memory.
"Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna talk about life on the streets
You can tell your step father I said so.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna talk about lifelong mistakes
And you can tell your stepfather I said so.
"Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna tell you about life in the States
And you can tell your stepfather also.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna talk about lifelong mistakes
And you can tell your stepfather I said so.
"Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss the boys and make them wear it.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss the boys and make them wary.
"Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You tell me 'bout your Tutankhamun
But once it just enough for me.
Original Lyrics:
You tell me 'bout your two more coming
But once is just enough for me.
"Lifting Shadows Of A Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Breaking delicate winds
Original Lyrics:
Breaking delicate wings
"Metropolis Part 1: The Miracle and the Sleeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
As a man, my doggies have caught up with me.
Original Lyrics:
As a man, I've found it's all caught up with me.
"Metropolis Part 1: The Miracle and the Sleeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Death is the first dancing turtle
Original Lyrics:
Death is the first dance eternal
"Metropolis, Part I"
Misheard Lyrics:
Death is the first dancing turtle
Original Lyrics:
Death is the first dance, eternal
"Prophets of War"
Misheard Lyrics:
They continue the same Redibrek
Original Lyrics:
They can't move us in rhetoric
"Pull Me Under"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that I feel is, all out of spite
Original Lyrics:
All that I feel is honor and spite
"Pull Me Under"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coreander, coreander!
Original Lyrics:
Pull me under, pull me under!
"Pull Me Under"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Lost in the sky
"Pull Me Under"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paul Di'Anno, Paul Di'Anno
Paul Di'Anno's my friend.
Original Lyrics:
Pull me under, pull me under
Pull me under, I'm not afraid.
"Pull Me Under"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paulo Miranda, Paulo Miranda
Original Lyrics:
Pull me under, pull me under.
"Pull Me Under"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull me underwear.
Original Lyrics:
Pull me under.
"Sacrificed Sons"
Misheard Lyrics:
God, I'm high
I'm a steak
Will mankind be a steak?
Original Lyrics:
God on high
Our mistake
Will mankind be extinct?
"Scarred"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't let them feel me with feather lipstick Rubbermaids.
Original Lyrics:
Won't let them fill me with fatalistic remedies.
"Scarred"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't let them feel me with foam and lots of Rubbermaid!
Original Lyrics:
Won't let them fill me with fatalistic remedies.
"Scarred"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't let them feel me with their molested rubber legs
Original Lyrics:
Won't let them fill me with fatalistic remedies
"Scarred"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't let them feel me with those elastic rubbernads.
Original Lyrics:
Won't let them fill me with fatalistic remedies.
"Scarred"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't let them feel me
With fake elastic rubbern**s.
Original Lyrics:
Won't let them fill me
With fatalistic remedies.
"Strange Deja Vu"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't eat strange Asian food.
Original Lyrics:
Uncanny, strange deja vu.
"Take The Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can feel the words coming on
Original Lyrics:
You can feel the waves coming on
"Take the Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
The vulture has stood on his head
Original Lyrics:
The fortune lies still in his hands
"The Silent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could sail by on the wings of science.
Original Lyrics:
I could sail by on the winds of silence.
"The Silent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could sail by on the wings of science
Original Lyrics:
I could sail by on the winds of silence
"The Silent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Light years away
Original Lyrics:
Tonight he's awake.
"The Test That Stumped Them All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Random urine testing
P***'s turning blue
Original Lyrics:
Random urine testing
Pills: red, pink, and blue
"The Test That Stumped Them All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Random urine testing
Fills red, pink, and blue.
Original Lyrics:
Random urine testing
Pills: red, pink, and blue.
"The Test That Stumped Them All"
Misheard Lyrics:
The test that stumped the mole.
Original Lyrics:
The test that stumped them all.
"These Walls"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my lipstick's falling into darkness
Original Lyrics:
All my instincts, falling into darkness
"Under A Glass Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bear this slaughter in my name.
Original Lyrics:
Bear this honor in my name.
"Under A Glass Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Outside the cervix of your mind.
Original Lyrics:
Outside the soundness of your mind.
"Voices"
Misheard Lyrics:
F@#$ this whore!
I feel a leg, I feel a breast
Original Lyrics:
Thought disorder!
I feel elated, I feel depressed
"Voices"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a scream before the silence
Original Lyrics:
Like a scream, but sort of silent
"Voices"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like ice cream but sort of silent.
Original Lyrics:
Like a scream but sort of silent.
"Voices"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is death, death is sex
Sex is right here on my crucifix.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is death, death is sex
It says it right here on my crucifix.

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