Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> Carl Douglas

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There are 14 misheard song lyrics for Carl Douglas on amIright currently.

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"Gamblin' Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's meet the gamblin' man.
Original Lyrics:
That's me, the gamblin' man.
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
That cat bastard liked Ing.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning.
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those cuts were fast as lightning.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning.
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those c*nts were fast as lightning.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning.
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was gone for fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning.
"Kung-Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
Infrit was a little bit frightening.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
"Kung-Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those chicks were fast as lightning.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning.
"Kung-Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
From a faking to a split,
and a ticking from the hit
Original Lyrics:
From a feint to a slip,
and kicking from the hip
feint=a move used in martial arts
"Kung-Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was funk-a-bilitin and little Sammy John
Original Lyrics:
There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
"Kung-Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was funky Chinaman from funky Chinatown, They were shopping burn up, they were shopping burn down.
Original Lyrics:
They were funky China men from funky Chinatown They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
"Kung-Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was funky Sqidward
And little Spongebob.
Original Lyrics:
There was funky Billy Chin
And little Sammy Chung.
"Kung-Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
They said 'Here come the big boys,
let's get it on'
Original Lyrics:
They said 'Here comes the big boss,
let's get it on'
"Kung-Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were chopping men up,
they were chopping men down
Original Lyrics:
They were chopping them up,
and they were chopping them down
"Kung-fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning
And Frances was a little bit frightened
or
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening.

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