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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> Carl Douglas

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Carl Douglas that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 22 misheard song lyrics for Carl Douglas on amIright currently.

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"Gamblin' Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's meet the gamblin' man.
Original Lyrics:
That's me, the gamblin' man.
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
That cat bastard liked Ing.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning.
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those cuts were fast as lightning.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning.
Editor's note: The "kicks" line is disputed on several lyrics sites, but I'm going with "kicks" as the right word because that's what most of the sites say, and it makes sense in the context of the song, since kicks are involved in kung-fu fighting.
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning.
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those c*nts were fast as lightning.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning.
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kicks were bastards like me.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning.
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was gone for fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning.
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning
And Frances was a little bit frightened
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening.
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those chicks were fast as lightning.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning.
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
He took a bough and made it stand, started singing with the band
Sudden motion made me trip, and now we're into a brand new flip.
Original Lyrics:
We took the bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip, and now we're into a brand new trip.
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna kick your butt and hip
Original Lyrics:
And then a kicking from the hip
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part
From a faying to a slip, then a kickin' from the hit.
or
From a fainting to a slip, and a kickin' from the hip.
Original Lyrics:
It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, then I'm kickin' from the hip.
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show them!
or
Shogun!
Original Lyrics:
Sure enough!
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was funkability and Little Sammy Chong.
or
There was funky Billy Tan and little Sammy Jong.
Original Lyrics:
There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung.
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
We took the bow and made it stand, started swinging with the hand
Sudden motion made me slip, now we're turning to a brand new hit.
Original Lyrics:
We took the bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me skip, now we're into a brand new trip.
"Kung-Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
Infrit was a little bit frightening.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
"Kung-Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
From a faking to a split,
and a ticking from the hit
Original Lyrics:
From a feint to a slip,
and kicking from the hip
feint=a move used in martial arts
"Kung-Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was funk-a-bilitin and little Sammy John
Original Lyrics:
There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
"Kung-Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was funky Chinaman from funky Chinatown,
They were shopping burn up, they were shopping burn down.
Original Lyrics:
They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
"Kung-Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was funky Sqidward
And little Spongebob.
Original Lyrics:
There was funky Billy Chin
And little Sammy Chung.
"Kung-Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
They said 'Here come the big boys,
let's get it on'
Original Lyrics:
They said 'Here comes the big boss,
let's get it on'
"Kung-Fu Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were chopping men up,
they were chopping men down
Original Lyrics:
They were chopping them up,
and they were chopping them down

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