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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Doobie Brothers that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 213 misheard song lyrics for The Doobie Brothers on amIright currently.

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"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Catfish are jumpin', that Bible is thumpin'.
Original Lyrics:
Catfish are jumpin', that paddle wheel thumpin'.
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coal black water, keep on rollin'.
Original Lyrics:
Old black water, keep on rollin'.
"Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna play some funky Dixie Lambert
and momma gonna take me by the hand
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland,
pretty momma come and take me by the hand
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna play some funky music man
Pretty momma gonna take me by my hand
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland,
Pretty mama, come and take me by the hand
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold back water, keep on rollin'.
Original Lyrics:
Old black water, keep on rollin'.
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold that water, keep on rolling
or
No black water, keep on rolling
Original Lyrics:
Old black water, keep on rolling
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold your water, keep on rollin'.
Original Lyrics:
Old black water, keep on rollin'.
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear some Fawcetts six o land,
Pretty mama gonna take me Father Dan.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland.
Pretty mama, come and take me by my hand
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some fucking dixieland
or
I like to eat some funky chicken lemon
or
I like to eat some funky chicken lemon
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky dixieland
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to hear some Dixie Lampert,
and mama gonna take me by the hand
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland.
Pretty mama, come and take me by my hand
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to hear some funky Dixie Lampert
Mama's gonna take me by my hand.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland
Pretty mama, come and take me by my hand.
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to hear some funky Dixie laughin'
and dance the honky top
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland
and dance a honky tonk
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to hear some funky Dixie leopard
Mama come take me by the hand.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland.
Pretty mama, come and take me by my hand.
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funk and Dixieland.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland.
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixie leopard
or
I'd like to hear some funky Dixie lemon
or
I'd like to hear some funky Dixie lemon
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky dixie leapard and momma......
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky dixieland
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky dixie limpin'
And mama gonna take me by the hand.
Original Lyrics:
I like to hear some Dixieland.
Pretty mama, come and take me by my hand.
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to. It's a f***ing dick celebrity mama
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky dixieland. Pretty mama...
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ol' black woman keep on rollin'
Original Lyrics:
Ol' black water keep on rollin'
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty dad's a honky tonk
or
That band's a honky tonk
Original Lyrics:
And dance a honky tonk
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to the hamster.
Original Lyrics:
Take me by the hand, hand.
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I built me a raft and she's ready for goldfish.
Original Lyrics:
Well I built me a raft and she's ready for floatin'.
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm filthy forever
She's ready for gold
Original Lyrics:
Well I built me a raft
And she's ready for floatin'
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm filthy hereafter she's ready for clothes
Original Lyrics:
Well I built me a raft and she's ready for floatin'.
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm still being harassed and she's ready for clothes
Original Lyrics:
Well, I built me a raft and she's ready for floatin'
"Black Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will I filthy her raft if she's waiting for float?
Original Lyrics:
Well I built me a raft and she's ready for floatin'
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calico
Original Lyrics:
China Grove
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Charlie Brown
Original Lyrics:
China Grove
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Charlie Crow
Original Lyrics:
China Grove
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Charlie, go!
Original Lyrics:
China Grove
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Charm and glow
Original Lyrics:
China Grove
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
China rose
or
China Road
Original Lyrics:
China Grove
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn Miss Perkins again.
Original Lyrics:
And dear Missus Perkin's a game.
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn, that f***in's a game!
Original Lyrics:
And dear Missus Perkin's a game.
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead Missus Perkins again.
Original Lyrics:
Dear Mrs. Perkin's a game.
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down the road! Oh, no! Down the road!
Original Lyrics:
China Grove! Whoa, ho! China Grove!
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Giant crow
Original Lyrics:
China Grove
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go, go, Johnny go!
or
Whoah ho Tally Ho!
Original Lyrics:
Whoah, ho, China Grove!
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta go. Oh, no, gotta go!
Original Lyrics:
China Grove. Whoa, ho, China Grove!
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny Bull
or
China roll
or
Johnny Roll
Original Lyrics:
China Grove
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' to the 80's
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' to the East
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh oh no...a giant growth
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh oh...China Grove
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shining gold
Original Lyrics:
China Grove
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin' 'bout the China bull
Oh, oh, Johnny Roll.
Original Lyrics:
Talkin' 'bout the China Grove
Oh, oh, China Grove.
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin' bout V**gina Grove.
Original Lyrics:
Talkin' 'bout the China Grove.
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The ways of a car rental view
Original Lyrics:
The ways of an Oriental view
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There goes Miss Perkins, again.
Original Lyrics:
Dear Miss Perkin's a game
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There is a car rental view
Original Lyrics:
The ways of an Oriental view
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They buried Mrs. Perkins again.
Original Lyrics:
And dear Missus Perkin's a game.
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They say everybody's insane
And damn Miss Perkins again.
Original Lyrics:
They say that the father's insane
And dear Missus Perkins a game.
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Today's just a car rental new
Original Lyrics:
The ways of an oriental view
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to groove
Original Lyrics:
China Grove
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to grow.
Original Lyrics:
China Grove
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the people and the pizza,
they are the talk of the town
Original Lyrics:
Well the preacher and the teacher,
they are the talk of the town
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the people eatin' pizza
Lord and the crust
They are the talk of the town.
Original Lyrics:
Well the preacher and the teacher
Lord they're a caution
They are the talk of the town.
"China Grove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa oh, China Road!
Original Lyrics:
Whoa oh, China Grove!
"Echoes Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Harmonica Joe
Original Lyrics:
I'm out of control.
"Feelin' Down Farther"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peanut butter
Peanut butter town
Original Lyrics:
Feelin' down farther
Feelin' farther down
"Here To Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fear to love you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm here to love you.
"It Keeps You Runnin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In case you love him
Oh, in case you love him
Original Lyrics:
It keeps you runnin'
Yeah, it keeps you runnin'
"Jesus Is Just All Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus was just an average man
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just all right with me
"Jesus Is Just Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beeswax is best with rice and peas.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
"Jesus Is Just Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheeses are just all right with me
or
Jesus is just a rappin' king
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just all right with me
"Jesus Is Just Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheetos is just a rat that pees.
or
Cheetos is just a bright idea.
or
Cheetos under the canopy
or
Cheat us under the canopy
or
Cheetos is best mahogany.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
"Jesus Is Just Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheez-Whiz is just alright with me
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me
"Jesus Is Just Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dee da da da da, ride with me.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just all right with me.
"Jesus Is Just Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dee da da da da, right with me.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
"Jesus Is Just Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know where dead men go.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care where they may go.
"Jesus Is Just Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus he jumps all night with me
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
"Jesus Is Just Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is just a rat to me.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
If you listen to the rest of the lyrics the song still makes sense like that, kinda.
"Jesus Is Just Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is just a rat with ears.
or
Jesus is just a bat that pees.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
"Jesus Is Just Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is just a rat with fleas.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just all right with me.
"Jesus Is Just Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is just a rat with wings
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me
"Jesus Is Just Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is just a rockin' man.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
"Jesus Is Just Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is just all right with wings.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just all right with me.
"Jesus Is Just Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus just don't ride with me.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
"Jesus Is Just Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus' shirt's on right with me.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
"Jesus Is Just Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus...he just ate rotten meat
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me
"Listen To The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the ground is growing bigger.
Original Lyrics:
And the crowd is growing bigger.
"Listen To The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's to the Super Grape!
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the music
"Listen To The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a glaze upon a river
Original Lyrics:
Like a lazy flowing river
"Listen To The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh oh ohhh - stu-bie, babe.
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh ohhh, listen to the music.
"Listen To The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh oh ohhhhh disco music
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh ohhhh listen to the music
"Listen To The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh oh ohhhhh, Mr. Music.
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh ohhhh, listen to the music.
"Listen To The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh oh ohhhhh, western music.
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh ohhhh, listen to the music.
"Listen To The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the world is too Budapest
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh ohhh listen to the music
"Listen To The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I whisper music
or
Oh, why whisper music?
or
Oh, why listen to the music?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I listen to the music.
"Listen To The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I whisper music
or
Oh, why whisper music?
or
Oh, why listen to the music?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I listen to the music.
"Listen To The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People, gettin' ready for the new
Summer heavies to come on stage.
Original Lyrics:
People gettin' ready for the news
Some are happy, some are sad.
"Listen To The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People, getting ready for the moon
Original Lyrics:
People, getting ready for the news
"Listen To The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa oh oh
Crystal music
Original Lyrics:
Whoa oh oh
Listen to the music.
"Listen To The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa oh whoa, Mr. Music
Original Lyrics:
Whoa oh whoa, listen to the music.
"Listen To The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa oh whoa, disco music
Original Lyrics:
Whoa oh whoa, listen to the music.
"Listen To The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa-whoa, still amusing
Original Lyrics:
Whoa-whoa, listen to the music.
"Listen To The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoaa Waltz to the music
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I listen to the music.
"Listen to the Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the crowd is way, girl.
Original Lyrics:
And the crowd is growing bigger.
"Listen to the Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feelin' good, feelin' bad
Original Lyrics:
Feelin' good, feelin' fine
"Listen to the Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta keep 'em messy
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get a message
"Listen to the Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Houston baby got to fly
oh got to fly oh yeah
Original Lyrics:
List'nin' for the happy sounds
And I got to let them fly
"Listen to the Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Houston for happa hap, ga got to let them now
Original Lyrics:
Listn'in for the happ'ning sound, I've got to let them fly
"Listen to the Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh oh ohhhh, just to feel you babe
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh ohhhh, listen to the music.
"Listen to the Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be happy and romance
Original Lyrics:
We'll be happy and we'll dance
"Listen to the Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be happy,
And wear pants
Original Lyrics:
We'll be happy,
And we'll dance
"Listen to the Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What the pee pee need is a way to make a snout
Original Lyrics:
What the people need is a way to make them smile
"Listen to the Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, Mr. Beaver
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, listen to the music
"Listen to the Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa-Whoa, it's stupid music.
Original Lyrics:
Whoa-whoa, listen to the music.
"Long Train Runnin' (Without Love)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the steel wheels like cool and hot
And the mountains ain't "no duh"
Original Lyrics:
And the steel rails lie cold and hard [are cold and hard?]
On the mountains they go down [For the miles that they go down?]
"Long Train Runnin' (Without Love)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got love
You're s'posed to be right now
Original Lyrics:
Without love, where would you be right now?
I inserted the subtitle "Without Love" because they say those words twice in each chorus, but they never say "Long train runnin'" once in the song.
"Long Train Runnin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby baby baby baby, put your boobies down
Original Lyrics:
Baby baby baby baby, got to move it now
"Long Train Runnin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down around Tacoma
Original Lyrics:
Down around the corner
"Long Train Runnin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got ta' baby baby baby, won't you boogie down.
Original Lyrics:
Got to get up baby, things are moving now.
"Long Train Runnin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm down on the corner
My hand on my beer.
Original Lyrics:
Down around the corner
A half a mile from here.
"Long Train Runnin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I know
We're a Doobie now!
Original Lyrics:
Without love
Where would you be right now?
"Long Train Runnin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I know
We're the Doobies now
Original Lyrics:
Without love
Where would you be now?
"Long Train Runnin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the pistons keep on chillin'
Original Lyrics:
Well the pistons keep on churnin'
"Long Train Runnin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the pistons keep on turnin'
Original Lyrics:
Well the pistons keep on churnin'
"Long Train Runnin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With our love,
where would you be right now?
Original Lyrics:
Without love,
where would you be right now?
"Long Train Runnin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Without love, we're the Doobies now.
Original Lyrics:
Without love, where would you be now?
"Long Train Runnin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know our sound is loose
Down along the track.
Original Lyrics:
You know I saw Miss Lucy
Down along the track.
"Long Train Running" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I saw Miss Loose
Down along the tracks
She must've hung Alabama Lee
And she won't be comin' back
Original Lyrics:
You know I saw Miss Lucy
Down along the tracks
She lost her home and her family
And she won't be comin' back
Read more: The Doobie Brothers - Long Train Runnin' Lyrics C; MetroLyrics
"Minute By Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Babbitt, Babbitt, Babbitt
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute
"Minute By Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bamin', bamin'
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute
"Minute By Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bit by bit by bit
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute, by minute, by minute
"Minute By Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin', burnin', burnin'
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute by minute
"Minute By Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lip, dry lip, dry lip, dry lip.
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute, by minute, by minute
"Minute By Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little by little by little by little
I keep holdin' on.
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute by minute by minute
I keep holdin' on.
"Minute By Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Meat buy meat
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute
"Minute By Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Meat pie, meat pie
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute
"Minute By Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mennen, by Mennen, by Mennen
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute by minute
"Minute By Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, Dundee, Dundee, Dundee
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute, by minute, by minute
"Minute By Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oompa loompa oompa loomp!
I keep holdin' on
or
Oop-aah-loop-aah-loop-aah-loop!
I keep holdin' on
or
Oop-aah-loop-aah-loop-aah-loop!
I keep holdin' on
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute by minute by minute
I keep holding on
"Minute By Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oompa loompa-loompa-loomp I'll be hanging on
or
Oop-ahhh-loop-ahhh-loop-ahhh-loop I'll be hanging on
or
Oop-ahhh-loop-ahhh-loop-ahhh-loop I'll be hanging on
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute by minute by minute I'll keep hanging on
"Minute By Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Phi Mu, Phi Mu, Phi Mu.
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute by minute.
"Minute By Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can do the loop, the loop
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute by minute by minute
"Minute by Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Barmitzva 'mitzva 'mitzva I'll be having one
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute by minute by minute, I keep holdin' on.
"Minute by Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat my meat, my meat my meat
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute, by minute, by minute
"Minute by Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hymen, buy me, buy me Hikey hobomon
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute by I keep holdin' on
"Minute by Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ink Valve, Ink Valve, Ink Valve
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute, by minute, by minute
"Minute by Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me by me by me by me
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute, by minute, by minute
"Real Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
A neat true believer. Real love.
Original Lyrics:
I need to believe in real love.
"Real Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold cut me
Mary waltz through a motion
Close enough to know.
Original Lyrics:
When you say comfort me
To anyone who approaches
Chalkin' up the hurt.
"Real Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you say come here please to anyone whose a vulture
Chalk it up to her
Original Lyrics:
When you say comfort me to anyone who approaches
Chalking up the hurt
"Rockin' Down The Highway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, f***in' down the highway
Original Lyrics:
Oh, rockin' down the highway
"Rockin' Down the Highway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rockin' down the alleyway
Original Lyrics:
Rockin' down the highway
"Take Me In Your Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're feelin', feelin' me behind.
Original Lyrics:
I know your leavin', leaving me behind.
"Take Me In Your Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a helpless child like Betty Grable.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a helpless child left in a cradle.
"Take Me In Your Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock me, rock me, Little Brown Eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Rock me, rock me a little while.
"Take Me In Your Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock me, rock me, you the one!
Original Lyrics:
Rock me, rock me a little while.
"Take Me In Your Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Show a willingness Mama before you know
We left a beer, yummin' place no more
Original Lyrics:
Show a little tenderness before you go
Please let me feel your embrace once more
"Take Me In Your Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me in your arms
Rock me, rock me Doodlebug.
Original Lyrics:
Take me in your arms
Rock me rock me a little while.
"Take Me In Your Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me in your arms
Rock me, rock me, little one.
Original Lyrics:
Take me in your arms
Rock me, rock me a little while.
"Take Me in Your Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're leavin', leaving me behind.
I'm feelin' you cummin' for the very last time
Original Lyrics:
I know you're leavin', leaving me behind.
I'm seein' you darlin' for the very last time
"Take Me in Your Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Show a willingness, Mama before you know
We left a beer, yummin' place no more.
Original Lyrics:
Show a little tenderness before you go
Please let me feel your embrace once more
"Take Me in Your Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me in your arms,
lucky lucky Huberatz.
Original Lyrics:
Take me in your arms,
rock me rock me a little while.
"Takin' It To The Streets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buyin' time 'cause nothin' in this world is free.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't blind and I don't like what I think I see.
"Takin' It To The Streets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken and Tuna Treats
Original Lyrics:
Takin' it to the streets
"Takin' It To The Streets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't blind, and I don't like your delinquency.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't blind, and I don't like what I think I see.
"Takin' It To The Streets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was waste you in this living hell.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised here in this living hell.
"Takin' It To The Streets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was wasted and just livin' here.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised here in this living hell.
"Takin' It To The Streets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nova Scotia brother
Original Lyrics:
We'll discuss it further
"Takin' It To The Streets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Takin it to the Extreme
Original Lyrics:
Takin it to the Street
"Takin' It To The Streets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't own me but I'm no buffer
or
You don't know me but I'm your boyfriend
or
You don't know me but I'm your boyfriend
Original Lyrics:
You don't know me but I'm your brother
"The Doctor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow this subscription.
Original Lyrics:
Follow this prescription.
"The Doctor"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you've ever wondered, just how to shave your boobs...
Original Lyrics:
If you've ever wondered, just how to shake your blues...
"The Doctor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Music is Sedaka's.
Original Lyrics:
Music is the doctor.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A wise man buys the car wash.
Original Lyrics:
No wise man has the power.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A wise man falls, and stumbles.
Original Lyrics:
A wise man has the power.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A wise man has the hour do reedin' away.
Original Lyrics:
A wise man has the power to reason away.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A wise man has to borrow.
Original Lyrics:
No wise man has the power.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Anorexia is life.
Original Lyrics:
She had a place in his life.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As he rises to her, I followed you
Original Lyrics:
As he rises to her apology
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As she rises to her Apartment G
Original Lyrics:
As he rises to her apology
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As she rises to her apartment
Original Lyrics:
As he rises to her apology
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buttered fool, Billy!
Original Lyrics:
What a fool believes
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese has a place in a slice
Eeeee! Never make a thing twice!
Ashley rises to her pile of cheese
Anybody else would surely know
He's watching Urkel.
Original Lyrics:
She had a place in his life
He never made her think twice
As he rises to her apology
Anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He came from somewhere back in Chicago.
Original Lyrics:
He came from somewhere back in her long ago.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He came from somewhere back in Geraldo.
Original Lyrics:
He came from somewhere back in her long ago.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He came from somewhere back in Key Largo.
Original Lyrics:
He came from somewhere back in her long ago.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He came with software back in her long ago.
Original Lyrics:
He came from somewhere back in her long ago.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is always better than methane
Original Lyrics:
Is always better than nothing
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not that kind of flower.
Original Lyrics:
No wise man has the power.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never could believe
You see
The right man has the power
To give it away
Original Lyrics:
But what a fool believes
He sees
No wise man has the power
To reason away.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, knuckleball
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing at all
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandra by the food court
She tryin' hard to recreate what has yet to be created
Once in her life, she mustards a smile.
Original Lyrics:
The sentimental fool don't see
Tryin' hard to recreate
What had yet to be created
Once in her life, she musters a smile.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She gives it away.
or
She dreams in our way.
Original Lyrics:
To reason away
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She must have regret for her nostalgic tan
Never coming near where he wanted to stay.
Original Lyrics:
She musters a smile for his nostalgic tale
Never coming near what he wanted to say.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The husband has the power, to reason the wife
Original Lyrics:
No wise man has the power to reason away
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The white man has a father, a reason to wait
Original Lyrics:
No wise man has the power to reason away
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The white man has the power to weasel away
Original Lyrics:
No wise man has the power to reason away
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The white man has the power
To keep us away
Original Lyrics:
No wise man has the power
To reason away.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The wide man has a powder
A wheezin' away.
Original Lyrics:
No wise man has the power
To reason away.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The wise man has the power
To whizz in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
No wise man has the power
To reason away.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two rees in the way
or
To whizzing away.
Original Lyrics:
To reason away.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What a fool believes
Deceives
The white man has the power
To lead us away.
Original Lyrics:
But what a fool believes
He sees
No wise man has the power
To reason away.
"What A Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wise man has the power
It's a regional world.
Original Lyrics:
No wise man has the power
To reason away.
"What a Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he rises to her apostrophe
Original Lyrics:
As he rises to her apology
"What a Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As he rises through her ecology
Original Lyrics:
As he rises to her apology
"What a Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As she rises to her lobotomy
Original Lyrics:
As he rises to her apology
"What a Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it seems to be this highway's bound to nothing.
Original Lyrics:
What seems to be is always better than nothing.
"What a Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He came from somewhere back in Morocco
Original Lyrics:
He came from somewhere back in her long ago
"What a Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He came from somewhere back in here long ago
Original Lyrics:
He came from somewhere back in her long ago
"What a Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He never heard her thin cries
Original Lyrics:
He never made her think twice
"What a Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She had a pace in his life
Original Lyrics:
She had a place in his life
"What a Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometime, somewhere.
Shoe Berry Jam!
Original Lyrics:
Sometime, somewhere.
She will return.
"What a Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a rising stool in ecology
Original Lyrics:
As he rises to her apology
"What a Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wasp Man has the power; two bees in a wake.
Original Lyrics:
No wise man has the power to reason away.
From YouTube
"What a Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What a food believes
Original Lyrics:
What a fool believes
"What a Fool Believes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What a fool believes to have seen.
The wise man has the power to ease it away.
Original Lyrics:
What a fool believes, he sees.
No wise man has the power to reason away.

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