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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dixie Chicks that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 113 misheard song lyrics for Dixie Chicks on amIright currently.
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"Am I The Only One (Who's Ever Felt This Way)?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There is a womb inside me
And it's bleeding like a flood.
And it's bleeding like a flood.
Original Lyrics:
There is a wound inside me
And it's bleeding like a flood.
And it's bleeding like a flood.
"Am I The Only One (Who's Ever Felt This Way)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There is a wound inside me and it's bleeding like a slug
Original Lyrics:
There is a wound inside me and it's bleeding like a flood
"Am I the Only One (Who's Ever Felt this Way)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was mothered by this emptyness
Lord I washed my maiden stone
Lord I washed my maiden stone
Original Lyrics:
I'm smothered by this emptyness
Lord I wish I was made of stone
Lord I wish I was made of stone
"Cold Day In July" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You Buddhist fool, my arms are empty.
Original Lyrics:
The moon is full, my arms are empty.
"Cold Day In July" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your boob is full, my arms are empty.
Original Lyrics:
The moon is full, my arms are empty.
"Cowboy Take Me Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calgon, take me away!
Original Lyrics:
Cowboy, take me away!
"Cowboy Take Me Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calgon, take me away!
Original Lyrics:
Cowboy, take me away!
"Cowboy Take Me Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ecxept for me big you.
Original Lyrics:
Except for maybe you.
"Cowboy Take Me Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fattesy girl as high as you can
Original Lyrics:
Fly this girl as high as you can
"Cowboy Take Me Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Howard, take me away
Original Lyrics:
Cowboy, take me away
"Cowboy Take Me Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurl this girl as high as you can
Original Lyrics:
Fly this girl as high as you can
"Cowboy Take Me Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna grow something wild and wooly.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna grow something wild and unruly.
"Cowboy Take Me Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna grow something wild on the moon.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna grow something wild and unruly.
"Cowboy Take Me Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a pillow of blue vomit
Original Lyrics:
On a pillow of bluebonnets
"Cowboy Take Me Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a pillow of bubonic
Original Lyrics:
On a pillow of bluebonnets
"Cowboy, Take Me Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calgon, take me away
Original Lyrics:
Cowboy, take me away
"Don't Waste Your Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, this bird can't sing
When you tightly squeeze.
When you tightly squeeze.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, this bird can't sing
When you've tied its wings.
When you've tied its wings.
"Goodbye Earl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bogus members of the 4H Club.
Original Lyrics:
Both were members of the 4H Club.
"Goodbye Earl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Earl walked right thru like a staining motor
Original Lyrics:
Earl walked right thru that restraining order
"Goodbye Earl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Earl's got a pie.
or
Earl likes chicken thighs.
or
Earl's got a guy.
or
Earl likes chicken thighs.
or
Earl's got a guy.
Original Lyrics:
Earl's got to die.
"Goodbye Earl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She wore dark glasses
Long sleeve blouses and make up to cover her boobs
Long sleeve blouses and make up to cover her boobs
Original Lyrics:
She wore dark glasses
Long sleeve blouses and make up to cover her bruise
Long sleeve blouses and make up to cover her bruise
My son is 17 now and we still remind him every chance we get and in good humor will only sing my son's lyrics every time we sing this song at kareoke.
"Goodbye Earl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Those black-eyed peas,
they tasted un-ripe to me, Earl
they tasted un-ripe to me, Earl
Original Lyrics:
Those black-eyed peas,
they tasted alright to me, Earl
they tasted alright to me, Earl
"I Can Love You Better Than That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can love you better than Evette
Original Lyrics:
I can love you better than that
"I Can Love You Better Than That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna wash the stain she's got on you
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna brake the spell she's got on you
"If I Fall (You're Going Down With Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bit by dog
Bit by dog
Bit by dog
Original Lyrics:
If I fall
If I fall
If I fall
"If I Fall You're Going Down With Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little chubby women
Original Lyrics:
Every little chill you give me
"Landslide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can the childhood in my heart rise above
or
And the childhood in my heart cried forth
or
And the childhood in my heart cried forth
Original Lyrics:
Can the child within my heart rise above
"Landslide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Landmine brings you down.
Original Lyrics:
Landslide brings you down.
"Let 'Er Rip" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let 'er rip, Butterfly.
Original Lyrics:
Let 'er rip, let it fly.
"Let Er Rip" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're gonna say good bye don't take all damn night
Original Lyrics:
If you're gonna say good bye don't take all day and night
"Let Er Rip" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're gonna say goodbye
Don't take no red lights.
Don't take no red lights.
Original Lyrics:
If you're gonna say goodbye
Don't take all day and night.
Don't take all day and night.
"Long Time Gone'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Long time gone
No I ain't looked at porn in I don't know when.
No I ain't looked at porn in I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
Long time gone
Noo I ain't honked a horn in I don't know when.
Noo I ain't honked a horn in I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie gotta sore toe since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't snatched a saddle since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't gone to church since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't gone to church since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't clubbed my kill since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't climbed a hill since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't climbed a hill since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swiggin'
Lookin' out at a bacon field
Used to be filled with burning tobacco.
Lookin' out at a bacon field
Used to be filled with burning tobacco.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley tabacco.
Lookin' out at a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley tabacco.
"Long Time Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a bacon field
Used to be filled with burning tobacco.
Lookin' out at a bacon field
Used to be filled with burning tobacco.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley tabacco.
Lookin' out at a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley tabacco.
"Long Time Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a bakin' field
Used to be filled with burr-leaf tobacco.
Lookin' out at a bakin' field
Used to be filled with burr-leaf tobacco.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley tobacco.
Lookin' out at a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley tobacco.
"Long Time Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't cooked a pork since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't f***ed a corn since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't f***ed a whore since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't hold a rope since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
No I ain't hoed a row since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't looked a porn since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't pulled your toe since I don't know when.
or
I ain't cooked a roach since I don't know when.
or
I ain't plucked my nose since I don't know when.
or
I ain't plucked a rose since I don't know when.
or
I ain't cooked a roach since I don't know when.
or
I ain't plucked my nose since I don't know when.
or
I ain't plucked a rose since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I cut wind and hit the road runnin'.
Original Lyrics:
I caught wind and hit the road runnin'.
"Long Time Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Long time gone
No I ain't picked the corn since I don't know when.
No I ain't picked the corn since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
Long time gone
Noo I ain't honked a horn in I don't know when.
Noo I ain't honked a horn in I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No I ain't shucked a corn since I don't know when
Original Lyrics:
No, I ain't honked the horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I ain't held a rope since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
No, I ain't hoed a row since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I ain't hold her up since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
No, I ain't hoed a row since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I ain't looked at porn since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
No, I ain't honked the horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I ain't f***ed a pork since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Used to be filled with fur leaf tabacco.
Original Lyrics:
Used to be filled with burley tabacco.
"Long Way Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I opened my mouth and I hurt myself.
Original Lyrics:
I opened my mouth and I heard myself.
"Not Ready To Make Nice"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** yeah, sounds good
F*** yeah, I'm not sure I could.
F*** yeah, I'm not sure I could.
Original Lyrics:
Forgive, sounds good
Forget, I'm not sure I could.
Forget, I'm not sure I could.
"Not Ready To Make Nice"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not ready to make rice.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not ready to make nice.
"Ready To Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel grandpa look through my egg.
Original Lyrics:
I feel the wind blow through my hair.
"Ready To Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the trees roll by
Original Lyrics:
When the train rolls by
"Sin Wagon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel like alota lovin' and lookin' for some action
do a little mattress dancin'
do a little mattress dancin'
Original Lyrics:
feel like Delia lookin for Sampson
We'll do a little mattress dancin'
We'll do a little mattress dancin'
"Sin Wagon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a mission to make something happen
I got a lot of love looking for Samson
We'll do a little mattress dancin
I got a lot of love looking for Samson
We'll do a little mattress dancin
Original Lyrics:
On a mission to make something happen
Feel like delilah looking for Samson
I'll do alittle mattress dancin'
Feel like delilah looking for Samson
I'll do alittle mattress dancin'
"Sin Wagon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a mission to make something happen,
Feel like I'm looking for the sun
Feel like I'm looking for the sun
Original Lyrics:
On a mission to make something happen,
Feel like Deliah looking for Samson
Feel like Deliah looking for Samson
"Some Days You Gotta Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was talking with my baby
Over a small class of teens.
Over a small class of teens.
Original Lyrics:
I was talking with my baby
Over a small glass of tea.
Over a small glass of tea.
"Some Days You Gotta Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was talking with my baby
Over a small velacity.
Over a small velacity.
Original Lyrics:
I was talking with my baby
Over a small glass of tea.
Over a small glass of tea.
"Some Days You Gotta Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well what about bye-bye-bye this Friday?
Original Lyrics:
It was about five 'til five on Friday
"The Heartaches on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight, the hard eggs on me.
Original Lyrics:
Tonight the heartache's on me.
"There's Your Trouble" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm talkin' about true love
Original Lyrics:
A token of a true love
"There's Your Trouble" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stroken up true love
Original Lyrics:
Token of true love
"There's Your Trouble" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin' of true love.
Original Lyrics:
Token of true love.
"Tonight The Heartache's On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone whispered, 'Where's her pickle?'
Original Lyrics:
Someone whispered, 'Where's her halo?'
"Travelin' Soldier" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crying all alone under the stands
Was a prickly pear in the marching band.
Was a prickly pear in the marching band.
Original Lyrics:
Crying all alone under the stands
Was a piccolo player in the marching band.
Was a piccolo player in the marching band.
"Travelin' Soldier" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fryin' all alone in big, fat pan
Was a pickle and a pear and an orange in the sand.
Was a pickle and a pear and an orange in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
Crying all alone under the stands
Was a piccolo player in the marching band.
Was a piccolo player in the marching band.
"White Trash Wedding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't afford no rain
Can't afford no rain
I shouldn't be wearin' white
And you can't afford no rain.
Can't afford no rain
I shouldn't be wearin' white
And you can't afford no rain.
Original Lyrics:
Can't afford no ring
Can't afford no ring
I shouldn't be wearin' white
And you can't afford no ring.
Can't afford no ring
I shouldn't be wearin' white
And you can't afford no ring.
"White Trash Wedding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Should not be wear`in white
If you can not hold your drink.
If you can not hold your drink.
Original Lyrics:
Should not be wear`in white
If you can`t afford a ring.
If you can`t afford a ring.
"Wide Open Spaces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A place in the clouds
And found they shouldn't have stole.
And found they shouldn't have stole.
Original Lyrics:
A place in the clouds
A foundation of stone.
A foundation of stone.
"Wide Open Spaces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And her dad yelled, 'Check me, boys!'
Original Lyrics:
And her dad yelled, 'Check the oil!'
"Wide Open Spaces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As her Folks drive away, her Dad Yell's "Check me boy"!
Original Lyrics:
As her folks drive away, her Dad Yell's "Check the Oil"!
"Wide Open Spaces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As her folks drive away, her Dad yells 'Chuckie Boy'!
Original Lyrics:
As her folks drive away, her Dad yells 'Check the Oil'!
"Wide Open Spaces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As she drove away her dad chucked chiken bones
Original Lyrics:
As she drove away her dad yells check the oil
"Wide Open Spaces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her dad yelled out the window
'Chucky Boil!'
'Chucky Boil!'
Original Lyrics:
Her dad yelled out the window
'Check the oil!'
'Check the oil!'
"Wide Open Spaces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It didn't seem like that long ago
When she stood there and let her uncle know.
When she stood there and let her uncle know.
Original Lyrics:
It didn't seem like that long ago
When she stood there and let her own folks know.
When she stood there and let her own folks know.
"Wide Open Spaces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Replacing the cloud with a foundation of stone
Original Lyrics:
A place in the clouds, a foundation of stone
"Wide Open Spaces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Room to make a big buck scrapes.
Original Lyrics:
Room to make the big mistakes.
"Wide Open Spaces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Room to make a big muck scraper
Original Lyrics:
Room to make the big mistakes
"Wide Open Spaces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Room to make the big mustangs
Original Lyrics:
Room to make the big mistakes
"Wide Open Spaces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She goes to Ohio State.
Original Lyrics:
She knows the high stakes.
"Wide Open Spaces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows Ohio State.
Original Lyrics:
She knows the highest stakes.
"Wide Open Spaces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows Ohio sticks
Original Lyrics:
She knows the high stakes
"Wide Open Spaces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows Ohio stinks
Original Lyrics:
She knows the high stakes
"Wide Open Spaces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows the high estates
Original Lyrics:
She knows the high stakes
"Wide Open Spaces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows the highest ace
Original Lyrics:
She knows the high stakes
"Wide Open Spaces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't men shave their heads?
Original Lyrics:
Wide open spaces
"Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause without you I'm not open
Original Lyrics:
'Cause without you I'm not okay
"Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Without you I'm not a Rookie
Original Lyrics:
Without you I'm not okay
"Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Without you I'm not a key
Original Lyrics:
Without you I'm not okay
"You Can't Hurry Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
My marmoset
You can't hurry love
No you'll just have to wait.
You can't hurry love
No you'll just have to wait.
Original Lyrics:
But Mama said
You can't hurry love
No you'll just have to wait.
You can't hurry love
No you'll just have to wait.
"You Were Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's 2 inches 4, and you know they adore you
Original Lyrics:
He's 2 and she's 4 and you know they adore you
"You Were Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's 2 inches by 4
And you know it's all for you.
And you know it's all for you.
Original Lyrics:
He's 2 and she's 4
And you know they adore you.
And you know they adore you.
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