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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> Disney's Mary Poppins

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Disney's Mary Poppins that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 23 misheard song lyrics for Disney's Mary Poppins on amIright currently.

"A Spoonful Of Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A luck! A spring!
Original Lyrics:
A lark! A spree!
"Feed The Birds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed the birds, toppin's a bag
Toppin's, toppin's, toppin's a bag.
Original Lyrics:
Feed the birds, tuppence a bag
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag.
"Feed The Birds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed the birds
Tuttans, tuttans, tuttans the bear.
Original Lyrics:
Feed the birds
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag.
"Fidelity Fiduciary Bank" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bankruptcies, chaoses, opportunities
Original Lyrics:
Bankruptcies, debtor sales, opportunities
"Fidelity Fiduciary Bank" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think of the foreclosures!
Buns, chapels -- even in chairs!
Original Lyrics:
Think of the foreclosures!
Bonds, Chattels, Dividends, Shares!
"Fidelity Fiduciary Bank" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Today's Pacific
Original Lyrics:
To be specific
"Jolly Holiday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carnal knowledge
Original Lyrics:
Common knowledge
"Jolly Holiday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a jolly holiday with Hubert.
Original Lyrics:
It's a jolly holiday with you, Burt.
"Jolly Holiday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a jolly olly day with you.
Original Lyrics:
It's a jolly holiday with you.
"Jolly Holiday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now birds, not if you're lucky about!
Original Lyrics:
Now Bert, none of your larking about!
"Let's Go Fly A Kite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up to the atmosphere
Up where the air is near.
Original Lyrics:
Up through the atmosphere
Up where the air is clear.
"Let's Go Fly A Kite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With tablets or paper and strings.
Or
With toppins for paper and strings.
Original Lyrics:
With tuppence for paper and strings.
"Sister Suffragette" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From Censing to Combillingskate
Original Lyrics:
From Kensington to Billingsgate
"Sister Suffragette" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take heart from Mrs. Pankers
Has been clappen in arms again.
Original Lyrics:
Take heart for Mrs. Pankhurst
Has been clapped in irons again.
"Stay Awake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not sleepy eyes you see.
Original Lyrics:
You're not sleepy as you seem.
"Step In Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Happen hurry
Original Lyrics:
Flap like a birdie.
"The Life I Lead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Without them, disorder, catastrophe, allekit
In short, you have a gossely mist (later...)
Without them disorder, chaos, morrow disintegration
In short, you have a gosseley mist.
Original Lyrics:
Without them, disorder, catastrophe, anarchy
In short you have a ghastly mess (later...)
Without them, disorder, chaos, moral disintegration
In short, you have a ghastly mess.
"The Perfect Nanny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry, Nanny, must replace
Sincerely, the chain on Michael's bike.
Original Lyrics:
Hurry, Nanny! Many thanks
Sincerely, Jane and Michael Banks.
"The Perfect Nanny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you once go done dummy neigh-tus
Original Lyrics:
If you won't scold and dominate us
"The Perfect Nanny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jane and Michael---bang!
Original Lyrics:
Jane and Michael Banks
"The Perfect Nanny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Many things sincerely.
Jane and Michael. Thanks.
Original Lyrics:
Many thanks
Sincerely, Jane and Michael Banks.
"The Perfect Nanny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We won't hide your testicles so you can't see.
Original Lyrics:
We won't hide your spectacles so you can't see.
"The Perfect Nanny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You must be kind.
You must be witchy.
or
You must be kind.
You must be whippy.
Original Lyrics:
You must be kind.
You must be witty.

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