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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> Disney's 'Beauty And The Beast'
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Disney's 'Beauty And The Beast' that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 34 misheard song lyrics for Disney's 'Beauty And The Beast' on amIright currently.
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"Be Our Guest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be our guest, be our guest
Tie our servants to the desk.
Tie our servants to the desk.
Original Lyrics:
Be our guest, be our guest
Put our service to the test.
Put our service to the test.
"Be Our Guest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be our guest, be out guest
Put your servants on my chest.
Put your servants on my chest.
Original Lyrics:
Be our guest, be our guest
Put our service to the test.
Put our service to the test.
"Be Our Guest"
Misheard Lyrics:
See our breast, see our breasts.
Original Lyrics:
Be out guest, be our guest.
"Be Our Guest"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are best, we are best.
Original Lyrics:
Be our guest, be our guest.
"Beauty And The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Song as old as grime
Beauty needs to eat.
Beauty needs to eat.
Original Lyrics:
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast.
Beauty and the Beast.
From the version performed in the movie, NOT the pop song as recorded by Peabo and Celine (although both versions contain this line).
"Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie's really strange, we're finding her a cage.
Original Lyrics:
Bittersweet and strange, finding you can change.
"Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barely even dressed, then somebody bends.
Original Lyrics:
Barely even friends, then somebody bends.
"Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barry, Eve and friends in somebody's Benz.
Original Lyrics:
Barely even friends, then somebody bends.
"Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Both a little skilled
Original Lyrics:
Both a little scared
"Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curtis and his son
Original Lyrics:
Certain as the sun
"Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dinner's on the stove
Original Lyrics:
Certain as the sun
"Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Searchin' for the son
Original Lyrics:
Certain as the sun
"Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Searching for my son
Original Lyrics:
Certain as the sun
"Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Song as old as grime
Original Lyrics:
Song as old as rhyme
From the version sung within the movie; NOT the recording by Peabo Bryson and Celine Dion (which is played during the ending credits).
"Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surfin' at the sun
Original Lyrics:
Certain as the sun
"Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tale as old as time, sing us all a rhyme
Original Lyrics:
Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme
"Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tales as old as time, some as old as grime
Original Lyrics:
Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme
"Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tales as old as time, songs as old as lime.
Original Lyrics:
Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme.
"Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Till is old Alyn.
Original Lyrics:
Tale as old as time.
"Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrong as old as rhyme
Original Lyrics:
Song as old as rhyme
"Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
You remember me
Original Lyrics:
Beauty and the Beast
"Belle (Reprise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Madame gets stung
or
Madame's guest stunned
or
Madame's guest stunned
Original Lyrics:
Madame, Gaston
"Belle"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome prince.
Original Lyrics:
He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute.
"Belle"
Misheard Lyrics:
There goes the baker with his train like always.
Original Lyrics:
There goes the baker with his tray like always.
"Gaston"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm only the size of a bulge
Original Lyrics:
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
"Gaston"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's old and expired by you
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
"Gaston"
Misheard Lyrics:
I eat 5,000 eggs.
Original Lyrics:
I eat 5 dozen eggs.
"Gaston"
Misheard Lyrics:
I('d) want a guy like Gaston!
Original Lyrics:
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
"Gaston"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can ask any clown dick or Stanley
Original Lyrics:
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
"Kill The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
But we're not coming home till he's dead!
Good down dead!
Kill the beast!
Good down dead!
Kill the beast!
Original Lyrics:
But we're not coming home till he's dead!
Good and dead!
Kill the beast!
Good and dead!
Kill the beast!
"Kill The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
But we're not coming home till he's dead
Go down head
Kill the beast!
Go down head
Kill the beast!
Original Lyrics:
But we're not coming home till he's dead!
Good and dead!
Kill the beast!
Good and dead!
Kill the beast!
"Kill the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
We won't rest 'til he's good and diseased.
Original Lyrics:
We won't rest 'til he's good and deceased.
"The Mob Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something's lurking that you Goatse every day!
Original Lyrics:
Something's lurking that you don't see every day!
"The Mob Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
The beast will make out with your children.
Original Lyrics:
The beast will make off with your children.
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