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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> Disney's 'Beauty And The Beast'

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Disney's 'Beauty And The Beast' that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 17 misheard song lyrics for Disney's 'Beauty And The Beast' on amIright currently.

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"Be Our Guest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be our guest, be our guest
Tie our servants to the desk.
Original Lyrics:
Be our guest, be our guest
Put our service to the test.
"Be Our Guest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be our guest, be out guest
Put your servants on my chest.
Original Lyrics:
Be our guest, be our guest
Put our service to the test.
"Be Our Guest"
Misheard Lyrics:
See our breast, see our breasts.
Original Lyrics:
Be out guest, be our guest.
"Be Our Guest"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are best, we are best.
Original Lyrics:
Be our guest, be our guest.
"Beauty And The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Song as old as grime
Beauty needs to eat.
Original Lyrics:
Song as old as time
Beauty and the Beast.
"Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Song as old as grime
Original Lyrics:
Song as old as rhyme
From the version sung within the movie; NOT the recording by Peabo Bryson and Celine Dion (which is played during the ending credits).
"Belle (Reprise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Madame gets stung
or
Madame's guest stunned
Original Lyrics:
Madame, Gaston
"Belle"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome prince.
Original Lyrics:
He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute.
"Belle"
Misheard Lyrics:
There goes the baker with his train like always.
Original Lyrics:
There goes the baker with his tray like always.
"Gaston"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm only the size of a bulge
Original Lyrics:
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
"Gaston"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's old and expired by you
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
"Gaston"
Misheard Lyrics:
I eat 5,000 eggs.
Original Lyrics:
I eat 5 dozen eggs.
"Gaston"
Misheard Lyrics:
I('d) want a guy like Gaston!
Original Lyrics:
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
"Kill The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
But we're not coming home till he's dead!
Good down dead!
Kill the beast!
Original Lyrics:
But we're not coming home till he's dead!
Good and dead!
Kill the beast!
"Kill The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
But we're not coming home till he's dead
Go down head
Kill the beast!
Original Lyrics:
But we're not coming home till he's dead!
Good and dead!
Kill the beast!
"Kill the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
We won't rest 'til he's good and diseased.
Original Lyrics:
We won't rest 'til he's good and deceased.
"The Mob Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
The beast will make out with your children.
Original Lyrics:
The beast will make off with your children.

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