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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> Dio
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dio that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 33 misheard song lyrics for Dio on amIright currently.
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"Caught In The Middle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll feel the rush of the energy.
or
You'll feel the rush of thunder jets.
or
You'll feel the rush of thunder jets.
Original Lyrics:
You'll feel the rush of thunder.
"Holy Diver" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy Diaper,
you've been drowned too long in the midnight, see.
Oh what's been coming near me
you've been drowned too long in the midnight, see.
Oh what's been coming near me
Original Lyrics:
Holy Diver,
you've been down too long in the mindnight sea.
Oh what's becoming of me
you've been down too long in the mindnight sea.
Oh what's becoming of me
"Holy Diver" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy Diver, source of fiber
Original Lyrics:
Holy diver, sole survivor
"Holy Diver" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy Diver, you can see his crotch but you know it's unclean.
Original Lyrics:
Holy Diver, you've been down too long in the mindnight sea. Oh what's becoming of me
"Holy Diver" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy diver, you're the unborn queen of the midnight scene
Original Lyrics:
Holy diver, you've been down too long in the midnight sea
"Holy Diver" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh MacGyver, you've been down so long in the midnight sea.
Original Lyrics:
Holy diver, you've been down too long in the midnight sea.
"Holy Diver" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or we will pray to write.
Original Lyrics:
Or we will pray it's alright.
"Holy Diver" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The fusion never dries
Like some never ending weeds
Like some never ending weeds
Original Lyrics:
The vision never dies
Life's a never ending wheel
Life's a never ending wheel
"Rainbow In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll rape you in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
Just a rainbow in the dark.
"Rainbow In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a rainbow in the dock.
Original Lyrics:
Just a rainbow in the dark.
"Rainbow In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a rainbow in the dog.
Original Lyrics:
Just a rainbow in the dark.
"Rainbow In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a rake in the dam.
Original Lyrics:
Just a rainbow in the dark.
"Rainbow In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a reindeer in the park.
Original Lyrics:
Just a rainbow in the dark.
"Rainbow In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No sign of the Moonie coming.
Original Lyrics:
No sign of the morning coming.
"Rainbow in the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a raper in the dark
Original Lyrics:
Just a rainbow in the dark.
"Rainbow in the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a candle in the wind
Original Lyrics:
Like a rainbow in the dark
"Rainbow in the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a neighbor in the dorm
Original Lyrics:
Like a rainbow in the dark
"Rainbow in the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a radio in the dark
Original Lyrics:
Like a rainbow in the dark
"Rainbow in the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a rainbow in the dork
Original Lyrics:
Like a rainbow in the dark
"Rainbow in the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No sign of the money
Original Lyrics:
No sign of the morning
"Rainbow in the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No sign of the moon incoming.
Original Lyrics:
No sign of the morning coming.
"Rainbow in the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No sign of the morning glory
Original Lyrics:
No sign of the morning coming
"Rainbow in the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're Nazi lightning
Original Lyrics:
When I see lightning
"Rainbow in the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're alive
We'll waltz without a right
We'll waltz without a right
Original Lyrics:
We're a lie
We're words without a rhyme
We're words without a rhyme
"Rainbow in the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're flashing lightning!
Original Lyrics:
When I see lightning
"Rock 'n' Roll Children"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was bland and with snow
Original Lyrics:
It was blinding with snow
"The Last In Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're down for the first time
We're evil all the time
We're the last in line.
We're evil all the time
We're the last in line.
Original Lyrics:
We'll know for the first time
If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line.
If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line.
"The Last in Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two rise from the east
It's the end of all, the beast
And the excellent, the train of good and bad
It's the end of all, the beast
And the excellent, the train of good and bad
Original Lyrics:
Two eyes from the east
It's the angel or the beast
And the answer lies between the good and bad
It's the angel or the beast
And the answer lies between the good and bad
"We Are Stars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whispers
Original Lyrics:
We are stars.
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