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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ani DiFranco that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 28 misheard song lyrics for Ani DiFranco on amIright currently.

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"32 Flavors" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a foster girl with no foster
I am 32 flavors of Dimsum.
Original Lyrics:
I am a poster girl with no poster
I am 32 flavors and then some.
"32 Flavors" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not between you and your undershirt
Original Lyrics:
I'm not between you and your ambition
"32 Flavors" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not trying to give my life meaning, 'deep' meaning you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not trying to give my life meaning by demeaning you
"32 Flavors" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not trying to give my life meaning
'Deep' meaning, yo.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not trying to give my life meaning
By demeaning you.
"Both Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I am listening to the lawnmower of the guy down in the
Original Lyrics:
And I am listening to the low moan of the dial-tone again
"Both Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're bound up in my bedroom.
Original Lyrics:
And your bones have been my bedframe.
"Cradle And All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Be afraid of the stick
Be afraid of stairs.
Original Lyrics:
Feel free to listen
Feel free to stare.
This is from the live version on 'So Much Shouting So Much Laughter'.
"Cradle And All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the daylight everything is so gory
Even your snatch is a stranger's sorry story
Original Lyrics:
In the daylight everything is so gory
You can hear snatches of stranger's sorry stories
"Dilate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see you and I die a little.
Original Lyrics:
I see you and I dilate.
"Dilate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm gonna go down, I'm goin' to Julia Stiles.
Original Lyrics:
If I'm gonna go down, I'm gonna do it with style.
"Dilate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My hands grow from my head
Original Lyrics:
My hands grope for my head
"Fire Door" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stepped out into the cold Kalahari
Under the slate gray sky.
Original Lyrics:
Stepped out into the cold, collar high
Under the slate gray sky
"Going Once"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going once, going twice
Gone like the spring takes winter ice.
Original Lyrics:
Going once, going twice
Sold to the girl who ignored all the advice.
"Gravel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need is my lover,
One T-shirt and two socks...
Original Lyrics:
All I need is my leather,
One T-shirt and two socks...
"Gravel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep my hands warm on your c***.
Original Lyrics:
I'll Keep my hands warm in your pockets.
"Hat Shaped Hat"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't be afraid to let my taillights shine.
Original Lyrics:
I won't be afraid to let my talent shine.
"In Or Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She looks me up and down like she thinks that I'm a chair.
or
She looks me up and down like she thinks that I'm not sure.
or
She looks me up and down like she thinks that I'm a chore.
Original Lyrics:
She looks me up and down like she thinks that I'm mature.
"In Or Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She looks me up and down like she thinks that I'm insured.
Original Lyrics:
She looks me up and down like she thinks that I'm mature.
"In Or Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She looks me up and down like she thinks that I'm not sure
Original Lyrics:
She looks me up and down like she thinks that I'm mature
"Swan Dive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna go ahead and go bowling.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna go ahead and go boldly.
"Two Little Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This little girl breaks friendships,
this little girl breaks laws.
Original Lyrics:
This little girl breaks furniture,
this little girl breaks laws.
"Two Little Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This little girl breaks furniture
This little girl breaks b***s.
Original Lyrics:
This little girl breaks furniture
This little girl breaks laws.
"Two Little Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We met in a train.
Original Lyrics:
We met in a dream.
"Two Little Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We met on a plane,
we were both nineteen
Original Lyrics:
We met in a dream,
we were both nineteen
"Two Little Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While you distill your whole life down to the night we were born
Original Lyrics:
While you distill your whole life down to a 9-1-1 call
"Untouchable Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see you in my superflex.
Original Lyrics:
I see you and I'm so perplexed.
"Untouchable Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanted one to follow me, 'cept maybe you.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want no one to follow me, 'cept maybe you.
"Willing To Fight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've gotta walk outside your life to wear the neighborhood-chain
Original Lyrics:
You've gotta walk outside your life to where the neighborhood changes

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