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There are 104 misheard song lyrics for Dexy's Midnight Runners on amIright currently.

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"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little hump is true forever.
Original Lyrics:
Eileen, I'll hum this tune forever.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we can sing just like a boulder.
Original Lyrics:
And we can sing just like our fathers.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But not us (George Zimmer)
No not us (George Zimmer).
Original Lyrics:
But not us (no never)
No, not us (no never).
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you're dirty
Original Lyrics:
Verge on dirty
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Arlene, oh I swear by your knees
Original Lyrics:
Come on Eileen, oh I swear (what he means)
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear (you've been mean)
Original Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear (what he means)
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
well I smell like a leaf at this moment
Original Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
well I swear (what he means) at this moment
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Eileen, Oh I sweat like a beast
Original Lyrics:
Come on Eileen, I swear (well he means)
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Eileen,
Oh I swear I'll be clean!
Original Lyrics:
Come on Eileen,
Well I swear (what he means)
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Eileen,
Oh I swear wasn't me.
At this moment you mean everything.
You in that dress, on the leaves like a mess,
'Cause you're dirty.
or
Come on Eileen,
I swim by the sea.
At this moment, take off everything.
Would you undress, it means happiness
or
Come on Eileen,
I swim by the sea.
At this moment, take off everything.
Would you undress, it means happiness
Original Lyrics:
Come on Eileen,
oh I swear what he means.
At this moment you mean everything.
You in that dress my thoughts I confess
verge on dirty
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
Oh, I smell like green beans.
Original Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear (what he means)
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
Oh, I smell of great means.
Original Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear (what he means).
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear I'll be mean.
Original Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear (what he means).
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
Oh I swear mon-a-mie
At this moment, you mean everything
You in that dress
In my thought I confess
That you're dirty!
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen
Well, I swear (what he means)
At this moment, you mean everything
With you in that dress
Oh, my thoughts, I confess
Verge on dirty.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on I need to lu ri ay
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen too lu ri ay
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Irene
Oh, I swear (what he means)
Original Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear (what he means)
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mohammad Ali
or
Come on Irene
or
Come on Irene
Original Lyrics:
Come On Eileen
According to Kevin Rowland the song is about the feeling he had as a teenager about sex being dirty.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Jolly Rancher
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Johnny Ray
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Ali
Original Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen Tel'u'llah'.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen. Te-loo-rye-ay.
'Tel'u'llah'' is Arabic for 'city of Allah'
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen!
Well, I swear I'm not mean
So come on, bitch! Take my everything!
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen!
Well, I swear (what he means)
Ah come on, let's take off everything
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen. I need my two raw eggs.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen. To ra, te-loo-rye-ay.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen
Oh, I swear (on my knees).
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen
Oh, I swear (what he means).
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen
Oh, I swear, I believe
At this moment, you mean everything
You wear that dress
La la la la, I confess
But you're dirty
Come on, Eileen.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen
Well, I swear (what he means)
At this moment, you mean everything
With you in that dress
Oh, my thoughts, I confess
Verge on dirty
Ah come on, Eileen.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Irene
Oh, I swear I'll be clean.
Original Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear what he means.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, love me.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, ugly
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Commonly
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do my, do my, do my, do my age
Original Lyrics:
Too-rye-loo-rye-too-rye-loo-rye-aye
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eileen, I'll hump this tree forever
Original Lyrics:
Eileen, I'll hum this tune forever
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on and lolly
Original Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How are Johnny and Ray?
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Johnny Ray
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I lay on the stoop forever
Original Lyrics:
Eileen, I'll hum this tune forever
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to hump this chick forever.
Original Lyrics:
Eileen, I'll hum this tune forever.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna sing just like a Bottlenose
Original Lyrics:
And we can sing just like our fathers
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a lolly.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll hum this tune for a lullabye.
Original Lyrics:
I'll hum this tune forever.
'Tura-Lura-Lura' is an Irish lullabye, thus the lyrical confusion.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll hump this tree forever
Original Lyrics:
I'll hum this tune forever
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll need to hum this true forever.
Original Lyrics:
Eileen, I'll hum this tune forever.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Long Island
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen!
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Muhammed Ali
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I must say on the double
Things round here have sh*t ! I said
Too-ra loo-ra too-ra loo-rye-aye
Original Lyrics:
Now I must say more than ever
Things round here will change
Too-ra loo-ra too-ra loo-rye-aye
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you're grown, superdoo.
Original Lyrics:
Now you're grown, so grown.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
O'Reilly!
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen!
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I swear by the means.
Oh come on let's take up everything
Original Lyrics:
Oh I swear what he means.
Oh come on let's take off everything
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, Johnny Ray
Original Lyrics:
Poor Ol' Johnny Ray
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, ho, Judy Wright
or
Good ol' Johnny Ray
Original Lyrics:
Poor ol' Johnny Ray
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh oh, Johnny Ray
or
Oh, oh Johnny rain
or
Oh, oh Johnny rain
Original Lyrics:
Poor Ol' Johnny Ray
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once you are dressed
Original Lyrics:
With you in that dress
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our mothers cried 'coz Santa came- Who'd blame them?
Original Lyrics:
Our mothers cried and sang along and who'd blame them?
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our mothers cried and Santalamoochala
Original Lyrics:
Our mothers cried and sang along and who'd blame them?
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our mothers cried, and Saddam, now, who'd blame him?
Original Lyrics:
Our mothers cried and sang and who'd blame them?
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, please come around here with your eyes sunk in a one track face
Original Lyrics:
These people around here with down eyes sunk in smoke dried faces
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor ol' Johnny Ray
Sit and sat upon the radio
But the bleeding hearts could not a-know
In our modest way,
Sail up a moon, baby
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
Moved a million hearts in mono
Our mothers cried,
Sang along, who'd blame them
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor ol' Johnny Red
or
Poor ol' Johnny Reb
or
Poor ol' Johnny Reb
Original Lyrics:
Poor ol' Johnny Ray
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old Johnnie Rai
So he sat upon the radio
And then moved a million hearts with one blow.
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
And then moved a million hearts with mono.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old Johnnie Ray
Said he sat upon the radio
With a billion hearts, I wanna know.
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Johnnie Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
And then moved a million hearts with mono.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old Johnnie Ray
Set up seven bucks on the radio
But a million hearts are unknown
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Johnnie Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
Moved a million hearts in mono
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old Johnnie Ray
Well he sat upon the radio
And a million hearts would follow.
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Johnnie Ray
Sounded sad on the radio
And moved a million hearts with mono.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old Johnny Ray
Said he s*** upon the radio
And then mooned a million farts with mono.
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad on the radio
But moved a million hearts with mono.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old Johnny Ray
Said that Santa pods the radio
Then moved a million hearts with mono.
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Johnnie Ray
Sounded sad on the radio
And then moved a million hearts with mono.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old Johnny Ray
Sat in stereo on the radio
And then moved a million hearts with mono
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad on the radio
And then moved a million hearts with mono
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old Johnny Ray
Shot his shed up on the radio
Built a billion horse a-mano.
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Johnnie Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
And then moved a million hearts with mono.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
Broke a million hearts in mono.
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Johnnie Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
And then moved a million hearts with mono.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old Johnny Ray
Well he sat upon the radio
When a million hearts stood still
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad on the radio
And then moved a million hearts with mono
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old Johnny Ray
Shot his dad upon the radio
And then mooned a million farts with mono
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad on the radio
And then moved a million hearts with mono
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pour on Johnny right
Said it said upon the radio
With a million hearts who want to know
Our father's crimes
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Johnnie Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
And then moved a million hearts with mono.
Our mothers cried
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on your dress, oh, put on your best
Original Lyrics:
You in that dress, my thoughts I confess
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Satellite Wallpaper
Original Lyrics:
Sang along - who'd blame them
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See how Johnny rides
So it's settled then we got to make the show
Put a million hearts in mono.
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
Moved a million hearts in mono.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spunk dried face
Original Lyrics:
Smoke dried in faces
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my aeroplane.
Original Lyrics:
Take off everything.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These people 'round here, By God, I suck, They smoke dried faces,
I'm resigned to what they're playin'
Original Lyrics:
These people round here wear beaten down eyes sunk in smoke dried faces
They're so resigned to what their fate is
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These people around here were beaten down get f*cked on their faces
Original Lyrics:
These people round here wear beaten down eyes sunk in smoke dried faces
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These people around here-and now
That I've sucked your spunk-dried face.
Original Lyrics:
These people 'round here wear beaten down
Eyes sunk in smoke-dried faces.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Toora loora toora loora yeah
We could sing just like a bulldog
Original Lyrics:
Toora loora toora loora yeah
We could sing just like our fathers
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Virgin dirty
Original Lyrics:
Verge on dirty.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are farting, young and clever
Original Lyrics:
We are far too young and clever
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We could sing just like a bulldog.
Original Lyrics:
We could sing just like our fathers.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna lolly.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen!
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When he sat up on the radio he moved a million hearts all over
Original Lyrics:
Sounded sad upon the radio he moved a million hearts in mono
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you sing this, I grow bolder.
Original Lyrics:
And we can sing just like our fathers.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you sing this, slap your folders.
Original Lyrics:
We could sing just like our fathers.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yoo-hoo, Subaru.
Original Lyrics:
Now you're grown, so grown.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are jolly right
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Johnny Ray
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You fill that dress
I thought like a vest
But you're dirty.
Original Lyrics:
You in that dress
My thoughts, I confess
Verge on dirty.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You in that dress
My thoughts, must confess
Poor John Doherty.
Original Lyrics:
You in that dress
My thoughts, must confess
Verge on dirty.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You in that dress
God, what a mess
Original Lyrics:
You in that dress
My thoughts, I confess
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You sing just like a bulldog.
Original Lyrics:
And we can sing just like our fathers.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You threw, Superglue.
Original Lyrics:
You've grown, so grown.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You tube, super lube.
Now I must stay home forever.
Original Lyrics:
You've grown, so grown up.
Now I must say more than ever
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've grown, so pretty oh, now I must sing snore forever.
Original Lyrics:
You've grown, so grown, now I must say more than ever.
"Come On Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You, I undress,
oh I thought I knew best,
oh you're dirty
Original Lyrics:
You in that dress,
my thoughts I must confess,
verge on dirty
"Come on Eileen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dubai, Dubai, Dubai Dubaiii
Original Lyrics:
Too ra too ra toora layy
"Geno"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five and six with the weight of the world on my clod.
Original Lyrics:
Back in 68 in a sweaty club.
"Geno"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold your nose.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Geno!
"Geno"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hypodermic insulation
You made me numb.
Original Lyrics:
Academic inspiration
You gave me none.
"Geno"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could do with inspiration, you gave me nuns.
Original Lyrics:
Academic inspiration, you gave me none.
"Geno"
Misheard Lyrics:
This man was my father's my death
He's man hide.
Original Lyrics:
This man was my bomber's, my dexy's
My high.
"Geno"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're sounding sauteed, brrr
Freme la Bene
you know you'll never get laid.
Original Lyrics:
Your song is so lame, brrrr
You fed me, you bred me
You know I'll remember your name.

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