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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> The Descendents

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Descendents that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 6 misheard song lyrics for The Descendents on amIright currently.

"Coolidge" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can only be a victim if you admit to be.
Original Lyrics:
You can only be a victim if you admit defeat.
"Descendents" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're looking for few good men
to generate speed, not light
Original Lyrics:
We're looking for a few good men,
degenerates need not apply
"I'm Not A Punk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a square underwear.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a square goin' nowhere.
"Myage" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When he's done f***in' her
Original Lyrics:
When he's done, I'll get her.
"Nothing With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While I'm makin' out with you.
Original Lyrics:
While I'm hangin' out with you.
"Sour Grapes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Rolls Royce stuck in hell
Original Lyrics:
Like the Rolls Royce I can't have

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