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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Deftones that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 41 misheard song lyrics for Deftones on amIright currently.

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"7 Words" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dumb big tree trunk, don't fall on my living room.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be 'tree trunk, don't fall on my living roots.
"7 Words" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck suck suck suck suck suck my f***in' *ss!
Original Lyrics:
Suck suck suck suck suck they f*** with my head!
"Back To School (Mini Maggit)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheesballs
Original Lyrics:
So transpose
"Back To School" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause back in school
We are the wieners.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause back in school
We are the leaders.
"Back To School" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause back in school
We are the wieners
Original Lyrics:
'Cause back in school
We are the leaders
"Back To School" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look back I sift through all the cliques
Rubbing their hard-ons, yeah, making me sick
Original Lyrics:
Look back I sift through all the cliques
Roaming the halls all year, making me sick
"Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I Don't Care Where, Just Fart Away
Original Lyrics:
I don't care where, just far away
"Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care, we'll just fart.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care where, just far.
"Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't we just f**k!?! ...away...
Original Lyrics:
I don't care where, just far away
"Change (In the House of Flies)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've washed and shaved with you
It's like you never had a razor
Now you feel so light
I washed and changed.
Original Lyrics:
I've watched a change in you
It's like you never had wings
Now you feel so alive
I've watched you change.
Chino Moreno's dramatics make his words easy to mistake for other situations.
"Change (in the house of flies)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I watched a change, ewww!
It's liek you never had wings
Now you feel so alive
I've watched you change.
Original Lyrics:
I watched a change in you
S'like you never had wings
Now you feel so a fly
I've watched you change.
"Change"
Misheard Lyrics:
I watched you change in the house of flies
Original Lyrics:
I watched you change into a fly
"Elite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't piss off the General!
Don't piss off the General!
Original Lyrics:
You'll bleed out of control
You'll bleed out of control.
"Elite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop the f*** to be famous
Original Lyrics:
Stop this faux to be famous
"Elite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are right and you are wrong.
Original Lyrics:
When you're ripe, you bleed out of control.
"Elite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are right, 'cuz we are strong.
Original Lyrics:
When you're ripe, you bleed out of control.
"Elite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the tribe
Yeah we are the trolls
Yeah we are the trolls
Original Lyrics:
When you're ripe
You'll bleed out of control
You'll bleed out of control.
"Elite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna rock,
we're gonna be out of control,
we're gonna be out of control.
Original Lyrics:
When you're ripe,
you'll bleed out of control,
you'll bleed out of control.
"Elite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you run, you p*** off the general.
Original Lyrics:
When you're ripe, you'll bleed out of control.
"Elite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're on, you're way out of control.
Original Lyrics:
When you're ripe, you'll bleed out of control.
"Elite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're right
You'll pee out of control
You'll pee out of control
Original Lyrics:
When you're ripe
You'll bleed out of control
You'll bleed out of control
"Elite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're ripe
Yo'll get out of control
You'll get out of control.
Original Lyrics:
When you're ripe
You'll bleed out of control
You'll bleed out of control.
"Elite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you've come, you're big and you're tough.
Original Lyrics:
When you're ripe, you'll bleed out of control.
"Elite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When your hot
You're gonna flog your pole
You're gonna flog your pole.
Original Lyrics:
When you're ripe
You'll bleed out of control
You'll bleed out of control.
"Elite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're right
You pee like a child
You pee like a child.
Original Lyrics:
When you're ripe
You'll bleed out of control
You'll bleed out of control.
"Elite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're right
You'll break out of control.
Original Lyrics:
Your ripe
You'll bleed out of control.
"Engine No. 9" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Les Misrables
Original Lyrics:
My life is -- unrise!
"Engine No. 9" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mike Tyson wants the miracle whip
Original Lyrics:
My life is unrise lyrical did
"Hexagram" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's Up?
Original Lyrics:
Worship
"Hole In The Earth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate all of my friends
They all lactate sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
I hate all of my friends
They all lack taste sometimes.
"Minerva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless you all for the song you sing, oh.
Original Lyrics:
God bless you all for the song, you saved us.
"Minerva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless you all
For the son you saved us.
Original Lyrics:
God bless you all
For the song you saved us.
"Minus Blindfold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Done feeding, I left my Red Bull on the counter-top.
Must be a hassle, my Mignion's cold, my Pepsi's hot.
Original Lyrics:
Done feeding, I leaned back, head rested on the couch's top.
Must leave the house soon, 'mean gone 'cuz my pop's, he's hot.
"Mx"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so sweet, your smile, your magazine, your ba*lls
Original Lyrics:
You're so sweet, your smile, your pusy, and your bones
"My Own Summer (Shove It)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sully, Sully, Sully!
Original Lyrics:
Shove it, shove it, shove it!
"My Own Summer (Shove It)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no cloud industry.
Original Lyrics:
There's no crowds in the street.
"My Own Summer (Shove It)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're through, it's the sex
Original Lyrics:
When the two hits the six
"My Own Summer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey you big load
Tell me when it's over
Original Lyrics:
Hey you big mood,
Tell me when it's over
"One Weak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thiiiing'uh on his lung
Original Lyrics:
Feeding on his Lung
"Root"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am me, we'll go with Jesus in a bowl of germs
Original Lyrics:
I and me will go with Jesus in a bowl of dirt
Note to Editor: I'm not making any of these up -- it's really hard to hear what the dude is saying 'cause he mumbles all the time.
"Swerve City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thanks, have a good year.
Original Lyrics:
That travel through the air.
I love this song, and Chino's strange lyrics.

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