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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dave Matthews Band that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 151 misheard song lyrics for Dave Matthews Band on amIright currently.

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"#41"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the death occult is coming here
Original Lyrics:
But the difficulty's coming here
"#41"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't tell you someping.
Original Lyrics:
I won't tell you to stay.
"#41"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you run into re-memory
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you run into the rain and play
"American Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
American bagel
Original Lyrics:
American baby
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Absolutely positively quiet time
Original Lyrics:
Place them in a box until a quieter time
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends could not to offend.
Original Lyrics:
On the fence but not to offend.
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All these cars end up on the sidewalk
Original Lyrics:
All these cars, and up on the sidewalk
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All trees cars, bend up on the sidewalk
Original Lyrics:
All these cars, end up on the sidewalk
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And remembers the eight ball.
Original Lyrics:
And remembers being small.
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame there in me box um to me quieter time
Original Lyrics:
Place them in a box until a quieter time
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Driving along this highway
All these cars end up on the sidewalk
Original Lyrics:
Driving in on this highway
All these cars and upon the sidewalk
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Face them in me
Positively why you cryin'
Light's down, you up & die
Original Lyrics:
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down, you up and die
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He forgets them and remembers being swallowed.
Original Lyrics:
He forgets them and remembers being small.
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He wakes up in the morning,
Does his teeth right to eat on these Rolaids
Original Lyrics:
He wakes up in the morning,
Does his teeth, bite to eat, and he's rolling
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth right to eat on these Rolaids.
Original Lyrics:
He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth, bite to eat, and he's rolling.
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth, back to Eden, he's rolling.
Original Lyrics:
He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth, bite to eat, and he's rolling.
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kafka, Kafka
Original Lyrics:
Cut, cut, cut, cut
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Place them in a box until he quiets the time
Life stand you up and die.
Original Lyrics:
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down, you up and die.
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Place them in a box until he quiets the time
Lights down, you up and die.
Original Lyrics:
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down, you up and die.
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Play some biddly, bop some tiddly
Original Lyrics:
Place them in a box until a
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red an black and then they're waving.
Original Lyrics:
Red and black antennae waving
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red and Black and ten are waving.
Original Lyrics:
Red and Black Antenna waving.
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red and black and tender gravy
Original Lyrics:
Red and black antennae waving
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red and black artillery
Original Lyrics:
Red and black antennae waving
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Life down you up and die
Original Lyrics:
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down you up and die
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Life's done, you up and die
or
Take these chances
Place them in a box until why it's on time
Lights down, you up and die
or
Take these chances
Place them in a box until why it's on time
Lights down, you up and die
Original Lyrics:
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down you up and die
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take these chances
Place them in a back some to me quieter time.
Original Lyrics:
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time.
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take these jumpsuits
Original Lyrics:
Take these chances
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take this chapstick
Original Lyrics:
Take these chances
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take this chicken
Place it with a fox until a quieter time
Life's done, they both have died.
Original Lyrics:
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down you up and die.
"Ants Marching" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take this chicken
Place it with a fox until a quieter time
Life's done, they both have died
Original Lyrics:
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down you up and die
"Bartender" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bartender please
Feel my good a** for me.
Original Lyrics:
Bartender please
Fill my glass for me.
"Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see my house from here'.
Original Lyrics:
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see how it all soon will be'.
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've always dreamed
Original Lyrics:
In a boy's dream
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry sympathy
Original Lyrics:
Crash into me
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hack up your skirt you little boy
Original Lyrics:
Hike up your skirt a little more
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a certain little boy
Who showed the world to me
or
Hike up your skirt a little more
Who showed the world to me
or
Hike up your skirt a little more
Who showed the world to me
Original Lyrics:
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show the world to me
The name of this song is "Crash Into Me", not plain old "Crash."
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hike up your skirt a little more,
and show the world some knee
Original Lyrics:
Hike up your skirt a little more,
and show your world to me
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hike up your skirt little boy,
and show your world to me
Original Lyrics:
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show your world to me
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hike up your skirt you little boy
And show your world to me
Original Lyrics:
Hike up your skirt a little more
And show your world to me
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hike up your skirt, little boy,
and show your world to me
Original Lyrics:
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show your world to me
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hike up your skirt, little boy, and show your world to me
Original Lyrics:
Hike up your skirt a little more, and show your world to me
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hike up your skirt, ya little whore
And show your world to me.
Original Lyrics:
Hike up your skirt a little more
And show your world to me.
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm king of the cattle, you're the dirty a**hole.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the king of the castle, you're the dirty rascal.
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the kind of the castle
You're the girl that I stole.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the king of the castle
You're the dirty rascal.
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the king of the castle
you're the pterodactyl
Original Lyrics:
I'm the king of the castle
you're the dirty rascal
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the king of the castle,
you're a f**king a**hole
Original Lyrics:
I'm the king of the castle,
you're the dirty rascal
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the king of the castle
You're the virgin a**hole
Original Lyrics:
I'm the king of the castle
You're the dirty rascal.
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the king of the castle
You're just an ***hole.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the king of the castle
You're the dirty rascal.
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a boiling stream
or
Every boy's dream
Original Lyrics:
In a boy's dream
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a voice raised
or
In a four string
or
In a four string
Original Lyrics:
In a boy's dream
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pack up your skirt and little boy,
And show the world to me.
Original Lyrics:
Hike up your skirt a little more,
and show your world to me
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pack up your skirt, little boy
And show your world to me.
Original Lyrics:
Hike up your skirt a little more
And show your world to me.
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rice a Roni
Original Lyrics:
Crash into me
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So hike up your skirt, little boy
Original Lyrics:
So hike up your skirt a little more
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Chewbacca, Tootsie Roll.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet you rock and sweet you roll.
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet you are, and sweet you go
or
Sweet you walk, and sweet you roam
or
Sweet you walk, and sweet you roam
Original Lyrics:
Sweet you rock, and sweet you roll
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you come crush interning
Original Lyrics:
When you come crash into me
"Crash Into Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wear that thing about you wear it so well
Original Lyrics:
You wear nothing but you wear it so well
"Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And here I'm dancin' all around.
Original Lyrics:
And here I'm dancin' on the ground.
"Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lying under this, spell your cast on me.
Original Lyrics:
Lying under the spell you cast on me.
"Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lying under you, smell your cast on me.
Original Lyrics:
Lying under the spell you cast on me.
'Cast' is another word for 'Puke'.
"Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love, my love
We'll beat back the pain with love.
Original Lyrics:
By love, by love
We'll beat back the pain we've found.
"Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll bee-bop the world around
Original Lyrics:
We'll beat back the pain we've found
"Cry Freedom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your much too human
The Future is no place to place your better days
Original Lyrics:
Human as to human
The Future is no place to place your better days
"Dancing Nancies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn, turn
We almost inflict our own living.
Original Lyrics:
Turn, turn
We almost become dizzy.
"Digging A Ditch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm digging a ditch with madness skills.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm digging a ditch where madness gives.
"Don't Drink The Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come now come now, you neo-nazi
Original Lyrics:
Come now, come now, can you not see?
"Don't Drink The Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come out, come out, I know you said 'hi Dave'
Original Lyrics:
Come out, come out, no use in hiding
"Don't Drink The Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For I will marry you
Original Lyrics:
Or I will bury you
"Don't Drink The Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The only thing I can tell you, my brother
is go on home or I will marry you
Original Lyrics:
The only thing I can tell you, my brother,
is go on home or I will bury you
"Don't Drink The Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's mud in the water
Original Lyrics:
There's blood in the water
"Drive In, Drive Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drive in, drive out on eBay.
Original Lyrics:
Drive in, drive out, I'm leaving.
"Drive In, Drive Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drive in, drive out, I'm an Eevee.
Original Lyrics:
Drive in, drive out, I'm leaving.
"Drive In, Drive Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drive in, drive out, all evening.
Original Lyrics:
Drive in, drive out, I'm leaving.
"Halloween" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went dreamin' in the night.
Original Lyrics:
Darlin' dreamin in the night
"I Did It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, damn it
Original Lyrics:
I did it
"I Did It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't
Original Lyrics:
I did it
"I Did It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm kiddin'
Original Lyrics:
I did it
"I Did It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm livid
or
I'm ready
or
I'm ready
Original Lyrics:
I did it
"I Did It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a negro in my band
Original Lyrics:
It was me right or wrong
"If I Had It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a dawg
Original Lyrics:
If I had it all
Misspelled 'dog' because it was sung with a Southern drawl.
"If I Had It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a dog, I'd f*** a dog.
Original Lyrics:
If I had it all, I'd f*** it up.
"If I Had It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a dog
Original Lyrics:
If I had it all
"If I Had It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a doll
Original Lyrics:
If I had it all
"If I Had It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were child-sized,
on top of a dog
Original Lyrics:
If I were giant-sized,
on top of it all
"If I Had It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On top of a dog
Tell me then what I would sing for
If I had a dog.
Original Lyrics:
On top of it all
Tell me then what I would sing for
If I had it all.
"Jimi Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you keep me falling
just colour me wild
Original Lyrics:
And if you keep me floating
just for a while
"Jimi Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The real desert feeling
Original Lyrics:
Bereaved as I'm feeling
"Mother Father" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother F***er, please explain to me
Whyfore is March?
Ooooh Desert speak!
Why sew cats?
Mountains melt away.
What doobies!
Tell our babies
What to oui Zao?
or
Mother, Father please explain to me
Why forests march to deserts speed?
While snowcapped mountains melt away
What do we tell our babies
When do we say, oh?
Original Lyrics:
Mother, Father please explain to me
Why forests march to deserts' beat?
While snowcapped mountains melt away
What do we tell our babies
When do we say, oh?
"Oh"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you oh so well
Like a kid loves candy and Fresca.
or
Like a kid loves candy and Fresno.
Original Lyrics:
I love you oh so well
Like a kid loves candy and fresh snow.
"On Top Of It All"
Misheard Lyrics:
On top of Vidal
Original Lyrics:
On top of it all
"Pig" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love! love! Wherefore is hair?
Cuz we need the might of love in here
Don't eat your head, fry your eyes
Let the love in hair
We've had times, and that's all gay
Just look for the love in it
Original Lyrics:
Love! love! What more is there?
Cuz we need the light of love in here
Don't beat your head, dry your eyes
Let the love in there
There's bad times, but that's okay
Just look for the love in it
"Rapunzel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could buy my tampon
Original Lyrics:
You blow my head open
"Rhyme and Reason"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Amanda, how I wish
Original Lyrics:
Oh, man, oh how I wish
"Satellite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beeping time for the mother station
or
Keeping time for the mother station
or
Peeping tomboy, your mother's stationed!
Original Lyrics:
Peeping Tom for the mother station.
"Satellite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I laugh about the metal contraption with eyes
Original Lyrics:
I laugh about the weatherman's satellite eyes
"Satellite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I laugh about this weatherman that looks like he died
Original Lyrics:
I laugh about this weatherman's satellite eyes
"Satellite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeping time for the man in the station
Original Lyrics:
Peeping Tom for the mother station.
"Satellite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peeping Tom for the molestation
Original Lyrics:
Peeping Tom for the Mother station
"Satellite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rest high above the clouds aura special
Television with bats are a whirl and while I spend these hours
Five senses leaving
I laugh about this weatherman satelli-hite
Original Lyrics:
Rest high above the clouds no restriction
Television we bounce round the world
And while I spend these hours
Five senses reeling
I laugh about the weatherman's satellite eyes
"Satellite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rest high above the clouds with no restriction
Tell religion we're bound here
And while I spend these hours
By senses feeling
I laugh about my weather in satellite's eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Rest high above the clouds no restriction
Television we bounce round the world
And while I spend these hours
Five senses reeling
I laugh about the weatherman's satellite eyes.
"Satellite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rust high above the clouds who ate constrictions
Television rebounds from the whirl
And while I spend the hours
Five senses are eating me
I laugh about this sweater man's saddle come downs.
Original Lyrics:
Rest high above the clouds, no restriction
Television we bounce 'round the world
And while I spend these hours
Five senses reeling
I laugh about the weatherman's satellite eyes.
"Satellite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saddle light
Original Lyrics:
Satellite
"Satellite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Satin Lies
Original Lyrics:
Satellite
"Satellite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Winter's cold spring races
and the car horn way up storm is chasin'
every single bee's a pacing
look up look down all around
it's saturday
saturday how'll I dream
someone's secrets you seem
eyes and ears are big
Original Lyrics:
Winter's cold spring erases
And the calm away by the storm is chasen
Everything good needs replacing
Look up, look down, all around,
hey satellite
Satellite headlines read
Someone's secrets you've seen
Eyes and ears have been
"Say Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll spend less on e-bay
Let's 4-09, let's 4-09.
Original Lyrics:
Now let's make this an evening
Lovers for a night, lovers for tonight.
"Say Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
we kiss and sweat, we'll turn this bathtub thing to the best of all we
Original Lyrics:
we kiss and sweat, we'll turn this better thing to the best of all we
'Only Dave Matthews can sweeten up a one night stand'
"So Much To Say" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got central heating
Animal ride
Original Lyrics:
Got central heating
And I'm alright
"Spoon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could I be God?
Original Lyrics:
Could Dad be God?
"Stay (Wasting Time)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey love
oh just holding you, wishing you were mine
Original Lyrics:
Hey love
oh just groping you, rolling in the mud
"The Best of What's Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are they really my toenails?
Original Lyrics:
That really matters
"The Best of What's Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hammer time
Original Lyrics:
Hey my friend
"The Dreaming Tree" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now she's falling hard, she feels the falling dog..
Original Lyrics:
Now she's falling hard, she feels the falling dark..
"The Space Between" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A stranger lies
With a warming heart
What a wide-eyed feast he sees
Original Lyrics:
We're strange allies
With warring hearts
What a wild-eyed beast you be
"The Space Between" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Space monkeys
Original Lyrics:
Space between
"The Space Between" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The space Marine
Original Lyrics:
The space between
"The Space Between" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The space between
our wicked thighs
Original Lyrics:
The space between
our wicked lies
"The Space Between" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The space latrine
Original Lyrics:
The space between
"The Space Between" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're Strange Allies
With warring hearts
While the wild-eyed remaist in pain.
Original Lyrics:
We're strange allies
With warring hearts
What a wild-eyed beast you be.
"Too Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm not satisfied, I'm gonna keep on going.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm not satisfied, the hunger keep on growing.
"Trippin' Billies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Each drink will be merry.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink and be merry.
"Trippin' Billies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Each ring can be my ring
For Tamara and I.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink and be merry
For tomorrow we die.
"Tripping Billies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Each drink will be marry.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be marry.
"Two Step" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebrate women
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate, we will.
"Two Step" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb on to bite you
Original Lyrics:
Climbing on two by two
"Two Step" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our blessed bloody ties
Original Lyrics:
Our flesh and blood, it ties.
"Two Step" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're climbin' too far to
to be sure these days continue.
Original Lyrics:
We climb on two by two,
to be sure these days continue.
"Two Step" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've come too far to
Original Lyrics:
We're climbing two by two
"What Would You Say?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
About the words you say
Original Lyrics:
What would you say?
"What Would You Say?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bite the big one
Your a monkey on a train.
Original Lyrics:
Don't drop the big one
If you a monkey on a string.
"What Would You Say?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't fight the memory
Original Lyrics:
Don't bite the mailman
"What Would You Say?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you had a donkey on a chain
Original Lyrics:
If you had a doggie on a chain
"What Would You Say?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter what you say.
Original Lyrics:
What would you say?
"What Would You Say?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up and down pubic hair,
Fleas and ticks jump everywhere
Original Lyrics:
Up and down puppys' hair,
Fleas and ticks jump everywhere
"What Would You Say?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up and down the puppy's hair
Fleas and ticks don't care anyway.
Original Lyrics:
Up and down puppys' hair
Fleas and ticks jump everywhere.
"What Would You Say?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What would you say?
Don't pop the big one
If you a monkey on the string
Don't cut my lifetime
If you a doggie on the chain
Don't fight the mailman
What would you say?
Original Lyrics:
What would you say?
Don't drop the big one
If you a monkey on the string
Don't cut my lifeline
If you a doggie on the chain
Don't bite the mailman
What would you say?
"What Would You Say" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma what'd you say?
Original Lyrics:
What would you say?
"What Would You Say" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody you memory
Original Lyrics:
Don't bite the mailman
"What Would You Say" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch what you say
Original Lyrics:
What would you say
"What Would You Say" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What would you say?
Don't pop the big one
If you a monkey on a tree
Well, don't duck my lifetime
If you a doggie on a chain
Don't fight the mailman
What would you say?
Original Lyrics:
What would you say?
Don't drop the big one
If you a monkey on a string
Well, don't cut my life line
If you a doggie on a chain
Don't bite the mailman
What would you say?
"What Would You Say" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why, the words you say
Original Lyrics:
What would you say?
"What Would You Say" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wild of what you say
Original Lyrics:
What would you say?
"What You Are?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you an eyesore unlike?
Original Lyrics:
Are you and I so unalike?
"You Pay for What You Get"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody asks me how she's cooking,
Has Sara Lee lost her mind?
Original Lyrics:
Everybody asks me how she's doing,
has she really lost her mind?

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