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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dave Clark Five that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 32 misheard song lyrics for Dave Clark Five on amIright currently.

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"Bits And Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the feces, s*** and feces
Original Lyrics:
I'm in pieces, bits and pieces.
"Bits And Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
Almond pieces, bits and pieces.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in pieces, bits and pieces
"Bits And Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
B**** you left me and I felt so sad.
Original Lyrics:
Since you left me and I felt so sad.
"Bits And Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
B****, you left me and I feel so bad.
Original Lyrics:
Since you left me, and I feel so sad.
"Bits And Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a beefsteak, a big fat beefsteak.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in pieces, bits and pieces.
"Bits And Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pizza,
A big, fat pizza
Original Lyrics:
I'm in pieces,
Bits and pieces
"Bits And Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a thesis, bits and pieces.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in pieces, bits and pieces.
"Bits And Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in pieces, big fat pieces.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in pieces, bits and pieces,
"Bits and Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in pieces, Bitzen, pieces.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in pieces, bits and pieces.
"Bits and Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in pieces, fifty-seven pieces
Original Lyrics:
I'm in pieces, bits and pieces!
"Bits and Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm seasick, sick, sick, seasick!
Original Lyrics:
I'm in pieces, bits and pieces!
"Bits and Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama Beezus spits out pieces.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in pieces, bits and pieces.
"Bits and Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only just a few days ago
You said you loved me
Then you made me blue.
Original Lyrics:
Only just a few days ago
You said you loved me
'n never make me blue.
"Can't You See That She's Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see that cheese mine?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see that she's mine?
"Catch Us If You Can"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were going out of our mind
Original Lyrics:
We will yell with all of our might
"Catch Us If You Can"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were yellin' out of our mind.
Original Lyrics:
We will yell with all of our might.
"Catch Us If You Can"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were young with all of our might.
Original Lyrics:
We will yell with all of our might.
"Catch Us If You Can"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were young with all of our might.
Original Lyrics:
We will yell with all of our might.
"Catch Us If You Can"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wee-wee all with all of our might
Original Lyrics:
We will yell with all of our might
"Catch Us If You Can"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wee-wee yeah, with all of our might.
Original Lyrics:
We will yell with all of our might.
"Glad All Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll be then glad all over
Original Lyrics:
I'm a feeling glad all over
"Glad All Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'ma glide on over
Original Lyrics:
I'm a glad all over
"I Like It Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
The last time I was down there, I lost my shoe,
They had some cat shouting at you
The people were yelling and shout for Moe
and all I could say was go moe go
Original Lyrics:
The last time I was down they lost my shoes
They had some cat shoutin' the blues
The people was yellin' and shoutin' for more
And all they kept sayin' was-a 'go man, go'
"I Like It Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had some cat scoutin' the blues.
Original Lyrics:
They had some cat shoutin' the blues.
"I Like It Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
You take salad, and I'll take soup.
Original Lyrics:
You take Sally, and I'll take Sue.
"I Like It Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
You take salad, and I'll take stew.
Original Lyrics:
You take Sally, and I'll take Sue.
"Over And Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody there was there.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody there was stag
"Over And Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went to a dance just the other night
Everybody there was bare.
Original Lyrics:
I went to a dance just the other night
Everybody there was there.
"Over And Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went to a dance just the other night
Everybody there was deaf.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I went to a dance just the other night
Everybody there was there.
"Over And Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I went to a dance just the other night
Everybody there was dead
Original Lyrics:
Well, I went to a dance just the other night
Everybody there was there.
"Over and Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I went to a dance just the other night, Everybody there was stag
or
Well I went to a dance just the other night, everybody there was dead
or
Well I went to a dance just the other night, everybody there was dead
Original Lyrics:
Well I went to a dance just the other night, everybody there was there
The line "everybody there was stag" was the original line as written by Bobby Byrd but not used on the DC5 version.

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