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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> Bobby Darin

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bobby Darin that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 18 misheard song lyrics for Bobby Darin on amIright currently.

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"Change"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get yourself up off your best friend.
Original Lyrics:
Get yourself up off your past, friend.
"If I Were A Carpenter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were A carpenter, and you were related?
Would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby?
Original Lyrics:
If I were A carpenter, and you were a lady?
Would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby?
"If I Were A Carpenter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you miss your color-box?
Original Lyrics:
Would you miss your colored blouse?
"If I Were A Carpenter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you miss your colour bar? What does color box mean anyway???
Original Lyrics:
Would you miss your colored blouse?
"Mack The Knife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
After drawing out all his hollering cats
Original Lyrics:
After drawing out all his hard earned cash
"Mack The Knife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
After drawing out all his modern cash
Original Lyrics:
After drawing out all his hard earned cash
"Mack The Knife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maggie's back in town.
Original Lyrics:
Mackie's back in town.
"Mack The Knife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mister Jackknife has old black teeth stains.
Original Lyrics:
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe.
"Mack The Knife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that MacHeath's back in town.
Original Lyrics:
Now that Macky's back in town.
"Mack The Knife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that Maggie's back in town.
Original Lyrics:
Now that Mackie's back in town.
"Mack The Knife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone creeping 'round the corner.
Original Lyrics:
Someone sneakin' 'round the corner.
"Mack The Knife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone sneezin' 'round the corner.
Original Lyrics:
Someone sneakin' 'round the corner.
"Mack the Knife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said … Jenny Diaper … ho, ho … yeah … Susie Tawdry
Look out Miss Light a man up handle Lucy Brown
Yes that life form's on the right page
Now that Macky’s back in town.
Original Lyrics:
I said … Jenny Diver … ho, ho … yeah … Sukey Tawdry
Look out Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Yes, that line forms on the right, babe
Now that Macky’s back in town.
"Mack the Knife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a jackknife has Old Man Keith, babe.
Original Lyrics:
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe.
"Mack the Knife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maggie's back in town
Original Lyrics:
Mackheath's back in town.
"Mack the Knife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mister Jack Knight has no back teeth, babe
Original Lyrics:
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe.
"Mack the Knife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone sleeping 'round the corner.
Original Lyrics:
Someone sneakin' 'round the corner.
"Splish Splash" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pumpkin and a-rolling.
Original Lyrics:
Rockin' and a-rollin'.

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