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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> Danzig

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Danzig that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 20 misheard song lyrics for Danzig on amIright currently.

"Blood And Tears"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blood and cheese
Original Lyrics:
Blood and tears
"Blood And Tears"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blood and cheese
Original Lyrics:
Blood and tears
"Cold, Cold Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
God will be some place I'll kill him for a Marlboro
There's got to be some plan
Original Lyrics:
There's got to be some place I can call my home
There's got to be some place
"Devil's Plaything"
Misheard Lyrics:
A violin song, about to be worn
Original Lyrics:
A violent storm, about to be born
"Hellmask"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandmas!!! Grandmas!!!
Original Lyrics:
Hellmask!!! Hellmask!!!
"Long Way Back From Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dinosaurs will buy you life.
Original Lyrics:
Goddess of the bayou light
"Mother" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you wanna find
Hell with me
Original Lyrics:
But if you wanna
Find hell with me
"Mother" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you Alabama Wedding World?
Original Lyrics:
Can you hide `em from the waiting world?
"Mother" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghetto beater
Original Lyrics:
'Til you're bleeding.
"Mother" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghetto booty
Original Lyrics:
Till you're bleeding.
"Mother" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord I bow to see your knight
And will you shake hands with me
I don't know I'll see your life
You're for giving
Original Lyrics:
Not about to see your light
and if you want to bang heads with me
I can show you what it's like
Till you're bleeding
"Mother" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord, about to see your light.
Original Lyrics:
Not about to see your light.
"Mother" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nine oh five two three oh eight
Original Lyrics:
Not about to see your light.
No idea why I keep hearing a phone number in this song.
"Mother" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What about UCLA?
Original Lyrics:
Not about to see your light.
"Possession" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the things that you say have failed
Oh possession, running you home.
Original Lyrics:
All the things that you say and feel
Become possession, riding you hard.
"The Hunter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need no nothin', don't need no chicken!
Original Lyrics:
Don't need no love gun, don't need no kissing!
"Thirteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
They just gave me the number when I was done.
Original Lyrics:
They just gave me the number when I was young.
"Twist Of Cain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wo-oh, gutterball!
Original Lyrics:
Wo-oh, God above!
"When The Dying Calls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down through the ages, from the donut shop.
Original Lyrics:
Down through the ages, from the dawn of time.
"When We Were Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we were gay
Original Lyrics:
When we were dead

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