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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Cure that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 123 misheard song lyrics for The Cure on amIright currently.

"100 Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am b**chin' in the back of a black car.
Original Lyrics:
Ambition in the back of a black car.
"100 Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
The circus comes in under a yellow moon.
Original Lyrics:
The soldiers close in under a yellow moon.
"A Few Hours After This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm looking for the nub
My nub has turned blue
You only have to lick and you can see it too.
Original Lyrics:
The look before I go
Is the look for you
You only have to look and it will all come true.
"A Letter To Elise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day, we smile and s***.
Original Lyrics:
Every day, we smile, forget.
"A Man Inside My Mouth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't even breathe she said or the folks that always fall and cut you off at the head
Original Lyrics:
Don't even breathe she said or the photograph will spoil and cut you off at the head
"A Night Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just the most gorgeously stupid thing I ever caught in the world.
Original Lyrics:
Your trust the most gorgeously stupid thing I ever cut in the world.
"A Night Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just the most gorgeously stupid thing I ever had in the world
Original Lyrics:
Your trust the most gorgeously stupid thing I ever cut in the world.
"Boys Don't Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I know that this old man has said too much, been too unkind.
Original Lyrics:
But I know that this time I have said too much, been too unkind.
"Boys Don't Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Discharged your helmet.
Original Lyrics:
Misjudged your limit.
"Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Testicles burn my tongue.
Original Lyrics:
Tousled bird mad girl.
"Charlotte Sometimes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut up, sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Charlotte sometimes
"Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But if I had your faith
Then I could make it safe to dream
But baby I was sure
That the head on the door was a dream
Original Lyrics:
But if I had your face
I could make it safe and clean
If only I was sure
That my head on the door was a dream
"Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've waded, I was a fish.
Original Lyrics:
I've waited hours for this.
"Close to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The head on the door was a drink
Original Lyrics:
The head on the door was a dream
"Disintegration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodiles cry,
Make love in the crowd,
And the green cheese for everyone!
Original Lyrics:
Crocodiles cry,
For the love of the crowd,
And three cheers from everyone
"Disintegration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodiles cry
For the love of the crowd
And the free cheese for everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodiles cry
For the love of the crowd
And three cheers from everyone.
"Disintegration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodiles cry
In the laughing hand
That reaches from everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodiles cry
For the love of the crowd
And three cheers from everyone.
"Doing the Unstuck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a perfect day for letting go
for setting fire to British boats
Original Lyrics:
It's a perfect day for letting go
for setting fire to bridges, boats
"Drowning Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You sure, you leaveing me breathing like a drowning man.
Original Lyrics:
Fushia, you leave me breathing like a drowning man.
"Fascination Street" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Choirboy goes in Haunted killer comes out
Original Lyrics:
Quite what goes in Or to care what comes out
"Foxy Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you are a cute little African.
Original Lyrics:
You know you're a cute little heartbreaker.
"Friday I'm In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fried egg, I'm in love.
Original Lyrics:
Friday I'm in love.
"Friday I'm In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh take a big bite
It's such a gorgeous sight
To see you eat in the middle of the night
Original Lyrics:
Always take a big bite
It's such a gorgeous sight
To see you eat in the middle of the night.
"Friday I'm In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She just cheats me around and around
Original Lyrics:
Sleek as a shriek spinning around and around
"Friday I'm In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She just cheeks me round and round
Original Lyrics:
Sleek as a shriek, spinning around and around
"Friday I'm In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sick as a sheik spinning round and round
or
Sick as a sheep spinning round and round
or
Sick as a sheep spinning round and round
Original Lyrics:
Sleek as a shriek spinning round and round
"Friday I'm In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slick as a Shakespeare, round and round
Original Lyrics:
Sleek as a shriek, spinning round and round
"Friday I'm In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thursday, watch the wars instead.
Original Lyrics:
Thursday, watch the walls instead.
"Friday I'm In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuesday's great and Wednesday too
Original Lyrics:
Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too
"Friday I'm In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuesday, Wednesday hard to attack
Original Lyrics:
Tuesday, Wednesday - Heart Attack
"Friday I'm In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuesday, Wednesday hard to tack.
Original Lyrics:
Tuesday, Wednesday heart attack.
"Friday I'm In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can never get enough
Enough of disco.
Original Lyrics:
You can never get enough
Enough of this stuff.
"Friday I'm in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuesday, Wednesday, hot on tap
Original Lyrics:
Tuesday, Wednesday, heart attack
"Friday, I'm In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To see your shoes in the spirit's shrine
Original Lyrics:
To see your shoes and your spirits rise
"Give Me It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of my f***ing mind.
Original Lyrics:
Deaden my glassy mind.
"Give Me It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot so hard.
Original Lyrics:
This room's so hot.
"High"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see you sticky as lips
As licky as chips.
Original Lyrics:
When I see you sticky as lips
As lick as trips.
"High"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see you sticky as lips
As licky as chips.
Original Lyrics:
When I see you sticky as lips
As licky as trips.
"Hot Hot Hot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, hey, I like it when that black man comes.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, hey, I like it when that lightning comes.
"In Between Days" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I should've liked the child.
Original Lyrics:
I shivered like a child.
"Jumping Someone Else's Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
It won't take you long to learn the new style
Original Lyrics:
It won't take you long to learn the new smile
"Jumping Someone Else's Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want to belong to them but you smell
Original Lyrics:
It won't take you long to learn the new smile
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing in a deeper snowshoe existing in the walls
Oh, you're just like the dream.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing in the deepest oceans twisting in the water
You're just like a dream.
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreamed of all the different ways I had to make her groan
Original Lyrics:
Dreamed of all the different ways I had to make her glow
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Existing in the water
You're just like a dream.
Original Lyrics:
Twisting in the water
You're just like a dream.
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me how to do that trick,
The one that makes me scream, 'sea sick'
Original Lyrics:
Show me how you do that trick,
The one that makes me scream, she said
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me how you do that trick,
the one that makes me scream 'She's sick!'
Original Lyrics:
Show me how you do that trick,
The one that makes me scream, she said
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me how you do that trick,
the one that makes me scream: sea-sick
Original Lyrics:
Show me how you do that trick,
the one that makes me scream, she said
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream 'Sea Sick!!'
Original Lyrics:
'Show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream', she said.
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream 'Seasick!'
Original Lyrics:
'Show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream,' she said.
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream, 'Scissor!'.
Original Lyrics:
'Show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream', she said
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me how you do that twist
The one that makes me seem seasick.
Original Lyrics:
Show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream, she said.
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream 'She's sick!'
Original Lyrics:
'Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream,' she said.
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something something something
Original Lyrics:
Show me, show me, show me
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spinning all that dizzy air
Original Lyrics:
Spinning on that dizzy edge
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spinning all that juicy air
Original Lyrics:
Spinning on that dizzy edge
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spinning on a dizzy edge
Crystal pain, crystal hedge.
Original Lyrics:
Spinning on that dizzy edge
I kissed her face and kissed her head.
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stormy on the girl I like.
Original Lyrics:
Stole the only girl I loved.
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You look just like Kevin.
Original Lyrics:
You look just like Heaven.
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You strange as angels
Dancing on a dream assumption
Dreaming of a world that's yours
Just like a dream.
Original Lyrics:
You strange as angels
Dancing in the deepest ocean
Twisting in the water
You're just like a dream.
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You stranger, danger
Original Lyrics:
You strange as angels
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You, Rice-a-Roni
Original Lyrics:
You, lost and lonely
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You, soft and homely
Original Lyrics:
You, soft and only
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You, stranger danger.
Original Lyrics:
You, strange as angels.
"Killing An Arab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in an Arab
Original Lyrics:
Killing an arab
"Killing An Arab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in an era
Original Lyrics:
Killing an arab
"Killing an Arab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killing with an arrow
or
Give me an arrow
Original Lyrics:
Killing an Arab
"Last Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Of air and contempt that hangs in a basement
Original Lyrics:
To hair and contentment that hangs in abasement
"Let's Go To Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing ever pleases us.
Original Lyrics:
Laughing at the Christmas lights.
"Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel like I am funnel cake.
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel like I am fun again.
"Lullaby (extended mix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toys'R'Us, Toys'R'Us
Original Lyrics:
Close your eyes, Close your eyes
"Lullaby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel like I'm being beaten by
A thousand million shivering furry Hos.
Original Lyrics:
And I feel like I'm being eaten by
A thousand million shivering fury holes.
"Lullaby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel like I'm being eaten by
A thousand Indian children full of holes.
Original Lyrics:
And I feel like I'm being eaten by
A thousand million shivering fury holes.
"Lullaby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Softer than shadow and curly fries
Original Lyrics:
Softer than shadow and quicker than flies
"Mint Car" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So kiss me, queer.
Original Lyrics:
So pinch me quick.
"Piggy In The Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bowels in your mouth and the same dry sore.
Original Lyrics:
Flowers in your mouth and the same dry song.
"Plainsong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think it starts when it looks like this
Original Lyrics:
"I think it's dark and it looks like rain" you said
"Six Different Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Six sides to every lie I say
Is that American boys are gay
Original Lyrics:
Six sides to every lie I say
It's that American voice again
"The 13th"
Misheard Lyrics:
A-buzza buzza buzza like tequila bees.
Original Lyrics:
A-buzza buzza buzza like them killer bees.
"The 13th"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the two cord coffee cup
Original Lyrics:
This is the two cord cool
"The 13th"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the two-chord Gothic everybody.
Original Lyrics:
This is the two-cord cool, everybody.
"The Baby Screams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The stripey, stripey, stripey dead
Original Lyrics:
Strike me, strike me, strike me dead.
"The Blood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every mirror I see is a mirror I don't use.
Original Lyrics:
Every mirage I see is a mirage of you.
"The Caterpillar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Capture me, that girl.
Original Lyrics:
Caterpillar girl
"The Caterpillar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flicker, flicker, flicker, flicker
Here you are.
Original Lyrics:
If I, if I, if I
Could hear you walk.
"The Caterpillar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've tossed my lemon lime.
Original Lyrics:
I'll dust my lemon lies.
"The Caterpillar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've tossed my lemon lime.
Original Lyrics:
I'll dust my lemon lies.
"The Caterpillar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ketchup in a gun
Original Lyrics:
Caterpillar girl
"The Caterpillar"
Misheard Lyrics:
O toss my leather gloves
Where Power Pig can see.
Original Lyrics:
O dust my lemon lies
With powder pink and sweet.
"The Figurehead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Other times just me in the dark
Original Lyrics:
All the time, lose me in the dark
"The Love Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the years and no one's home.
Original Lyrics:
All the years and no one heard.
"The Love Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Badda-boom, badda-bing, it's a treacherous thing.
Original Lyrics:
I'll show you in spring, it's a treacherous thing.
"The Love Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call 1-3-1-3-1-3-1-3-PRETTY.
Original Lyrics:
So wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty.
"The Love Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How could we miss someone as dull as this?
Original Lyrics:
How could we miss someone as dumb as this?
"The Love Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be, want to be, want to be better.
Original Lyrics:
Wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty.
"The Love Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Intimacy, you and me, all the years when no one's home.
Original Lyrics:
In to the sea, you and me, all the years and no one's heard.
"The Love Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Intimacy, you and me
Original Lyrics:
Into the sea, you and me
"The Love Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh want me, want me, want me, want me pretty.
Original Lyrics:
You're so wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty.
"The Love Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One-three, one-three, one-three, one-three Kitty.
Original Lyrics:
Wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty.
"The Love Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So want-a-flea, want-a-flea, want-a-flea, want-a-flea pretty
Original Lyrics:
So wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty
"The Love Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We move like caged tigers.
Original Lyrics:
We move like cagey tigers.
"The Love Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We move like caged-in tigers.
Original Lyrics:
We move like cagey tigers.
"The Love Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We moved like Cajun tigers.
Original Lyrics:
We move like cagey tigers.
"The Lovecats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We should have each other for dinner,
We should have each other with cream
Original Lyrics:
We should have each other to dinner,
We should have each other with cream
"The Lovecats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We should have each other to dinner,
We should wash each other in pee
Original Lyrics:
We should have each other to dinner,
We should have each other with cream
"The Lovecats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We should have each other to dinner
We should have each other with tea.
Original Lyrics:
We should have each other to dinner
We should have each other with cream.
"The Lovecats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We should have each other's dinner
We should have each other whipped creamed.
Original Lyrics:
We should have each other to dinner
We should have each other with cream.
"The Lovecats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whee... move like Cajun tigers.
Original Lyrics:
We move like cagey tigers.
"The Lovecats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna feed, wanna feed, wanna feed, wanna feed kitty?
Original Lyrics:
So wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty.
"The Lovecats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so one-flea, one-flea, one-flea, one-flea pity
Original Lyrics:
So wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty
"The Only One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love what you do to my balls.
Original Lyrics:
I love what you do to my bones.
"The Same Deep Water As You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And disappear the nipples clear
Original Lyrics:
And disappear the ripples clear
"The Walk"
Misheard Lyrics:
I kissed you in the water
Made your dry lips sick.
Original Lyrics:
I kissed you in the water
Made your dry lips sing.
"Why Can't I Be You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll eat you all up
Or I'll just f**k you to death
You're so wonderful
You're too good to be true
You make me
Make me horny for you
Original Lyrics:
I'll eat you all or up
Or I'll just hug you to death
You're so wonderful
You're too good to be true
You make me
Make me hungry for you
"Why Can't I Be You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll kiss you from your feet to where your hip begins.
Original Lyrics:
I'll kiss you from your feet to where your head begins.
"Why Can't I Be You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me holy for you.
Original Lyrics:
You make me hungry for you.
"Why Can't I Be You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me horny again.
Original Lyrics:
You make me hungry again.
"Wrong Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had the best baked clams
Original Lyrics:
I had the best laid plans
"Wrong Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had the best laid plan since 'Saddam-America'.
Original Lyrics:
I had the best laid plans this side of America.
"Wrong Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had the best plaid pans this side of America
Started out in George and finished with yam jelly curd.
Original Lyrics:
I had the best laid plans this side of America
Started out in Church and finished with Angelica.
"Wrong Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She calls me Douglas as I'm trying to hide
Original Lyrics:
She pulls me down just as I'm trying to hide
"Wrong Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She calls me Douglas as I'm trying to hide
Original Lyrics:
She pulls me down just as I'm trying to hide

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