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"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna check out the boys tonight
Original Lyrics:
In the church of the poison mind
"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the chuch of the boys in the night.
Original Lyrics:
In the church of the poison mind.
"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the church of a poison man
Original Lyrics:
In the church of the poison mind
"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Invitation to poison man
Original Lyrics:
In the church of the poison mind
"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step out like a Gotham child
I saw your eyes across the street.
I saw your eyes across the street.
Original Lyrics:
Step out like a God found child
I saw your eyes across the street.
I saw your eyes across the street.
"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step out like a dolphin, child
I saw your eyes across the street.
I saw your eyes across the street.
Original Lyrics:
Step out like a God found child
I saw your eyes across the street.
I saw your eyes across the street.
"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step out like a god on Shabbos
with your eyes across the street
with your eyes across the street
Original Lyrics:
Step out like a god found child
I saw your eyes across the street
I saw your eyes across the street
Shabbos is the Jewish Sabbath, observed from Friday sunset to after dark Saturday night.
"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step outta light of Gotham, child
I saw your eyes across the street
I saw your eyes across the street
Original Lyrics:
Step out like a god found child
I saw your eyes across the street
I saw your eyes across the street
"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The judge of the thong and the lion
Original Lyrics:
The church of the poison mind
"Church of the Poison Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step out of line--good God will I send your eyes across the street.
Original Lyrics:
Step out like a God found child--I saw your eyes across the street.
Boy George does seem to have a temper problem.
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bit by laws without a reason
I'm prepared to let you go.
I'm prepared to let you go.
Original Lyrics:
This boy loves without a reason
I'm prepared to let you go.
I'm prepared to let you go.
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bit by lust with out a reason,
I'm prepared to let you go.
I'm prepared to let you go.
Original Lyrics:
This boy loves without a reason,
I'm prepared to let you go.
I'm prepared to let you go.
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you really want to earn me?
Original Lyrics:
Do you really want to hurt me?
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am damned inside your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I have danced inside your eyes.
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I cannot be real.
Original Lyrics:
How can I be real?
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have dams inside your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I have danced inside your eyes.
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have danced inside your eyes
How can that be real?
How can that be real?
Original Lyrics:
I have danced inside your eyes
How can I be real?
How can I be real?
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have died inside your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I have danced inside your eyes.
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If my love without a reason
I'm prepared to let you go.
I'm prepared to let you go.
Original Lyrics:
This boy loves without a reason
I'm prepared to let you go.
I'm prepared to let you go.
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lots of steppers step too far.
Original Lyrics:
That's a step a step too far.
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Precious kiss is what's upon me
Original Lyrics:
Precious kisses, words that burn me
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Precious kisses
Are what hurts me
Love is never asking why.
Are what hurts me
Love is never asking why.
Original Lyrics:
Precious kisses
Words that burn me
Lovers never ask you why.
Words that burn me
Lovers never ask you why.
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been talking 'bout believing.
Original Lyrics:
You've been talking, but believe me.
"I'll Tumble 4 Ya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll tell my lawyer,
I'll tell my lawyer,
I'll tell my lawyer,
I'll tell him on you
I'll tell my lawyer,
I'll tell my lawyer,
I'll tell him on you
Original Lyrics:
I'll tumble 4 ya,
I'll tumble 4 ya,
I'll tumble 4 ya,
I'll tumble for you
I'll tumble 4 ya,
I'll tumble 4 ya,
I'll tumble for you
"I'll Tumble 4 Ya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll tumble in the foyer.
Original Lyrics:
I'll tumble for ya.
"I'll Tumble 4 Ya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll tumble on ya
I'll tumble on ya
I'll tumble on ya
I'll tumble him on you.
I'll tumble on ya
I'll tumble on ya
I'll tumble him on you.
Original Lyrics:
I'll tumble 4 ya
I'll tumble 4 ya
I'll tumble 4 ya
I'll tumble for you.
I'll tumble 4 ya
I'll tumble 4 ya
I'll tumble for you.
"I'll Tumble 4 Ya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a double boiler
I'm a double boiler
I'm a double boiler
I'm a double boiler
I'm a double boiler
Original Lyrics:
I'll tumble for ya
I'll tumble for ya
I'll tumble for ya
I'll tumble for ya
I'll tumble for ya
"I'll Tumble 4 Ya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll tell Movia
or
I'm someone's voyeur
or
I'm someone's voyeur
Original Lyrics:
I'll tumble for ya
"I'll Tumble 4 Ya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out in the foyer
I'll telephone you.
I'll telephone you.
Original Lyrics:
I'll tumble for ya
I'll tumble for you.
I'll tumble for you.
"I'll Tumble 4 Ya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's got that new boy jammin'?
Original Lyrics:
Who's got that new boy gender?
"I'll Tumble 4 Ya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's got the lewd boy jammin'
Original Lyrics:
Who's got the new boy gender
"It's A Miracle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance to the count of three.
Original Lyrics:
Dance with the counterfeit.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Become a, come a, come a, come a comedian
Original Lyrics:
Karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Become a, come a, come a, come a, come a chameleon
Original Lyrics:
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Came-, came-, came-, came-
Came-, Camelia
Came-, Camelia
Original Lyrics:
Karma, karma, karma, karma
Karma chameleon.
Karma chameleon.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Caramel chameleon
or
Carnal chameleon
or
Carnal chameleon
Original Lyrics:
Karma chameleon
You must pronounce caramel "KAR-mull" to get it, otherwise you won't.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut a live pine tree
and decorate it red and green
and decorate it red and green
or
Dere go dem dreams
or
let go and dream
or
Colors were like me dreams ...
Wet golden dreams. Wet golden dreams.
Wet golden dreams. Wet golden dreams.
or
Colors were like me dreams ...
Wet golden dreams. Wet golden dreams.
Wet golden dreams. Wet golden dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Colors were like my dreams ...
Red, gold and green. Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green. Red, gold and green
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Colors were like my dreams
Rare, golden dreams.
Rare, golden dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Colors were like my dreams
Red, gold and green.
Red, gold and green.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coma coma coma coma coma comedian
Original Lyrics:
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come a, come a, come a, come a, come a Camelia.
Original Lyrics:
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come a, come a, come a, come a, come a ca here Leanne.
Original Lyrics:
Karma Karma Karma Karma, Karma Chameleon
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, come on, come on, Amelia
You come on now
You come on now
You come on now
You come on now
Original Lyrics:
Karma,karma, karma chameleon
You come and go
You come and go
You come and go
You come and go
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on show me your gun.
You commando, you commando
You commando, you commando
Original Lyrics:
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma kameleon.
You come and go, you come and go
You come and go, you come and go
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, Camelia.
Original Lyrics:
Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Chameleon
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
Come on Camelia.
Come on Camelia.
Original Lyrics:
Karma, karma, karma, karma
Karma chameleon.
Karma chameleon.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Come on, comedian!
Come on, comedian!
Original Lyrics:
Karma, karma, karma, karma,
Karma chameleon.
Karma chameleon.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come-a come-a come-a come-a Come unto me Leon
Original Lyrics:
Karma karma karma karma Karma Chameleon
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come-a, Come-a, Come-a, Come-a
Come-a to me, Leon.
Come-a to me, Leon.
Original Lyrics:
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a
Karma chameleon.
Karma chameleon.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a ka-me-di-a
Original Lyrics:
Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Chameleon
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Comma comma comma comma comma chameleon
you commando, you commando
you commando, you commando
Original Lyrics:
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
you come and go, you come and go
you come and go, you come and go
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Common common common common common chameleon
or
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, Chameleon
or
Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma, chameleon
or
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, Chameleon
or
Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma, chameleon
Original Lyrics:
Karma, karma, karma, karma, Karma Chameleon
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day is like survival
You're my lover, Not my rifle.
You're my lover, Not my rifle.
Original Lyrics:
Every day is like survival
You're my lover, not my rival.
You're my lover, not my rival.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day is like survival
You're my lover and I'm my rival.
You're my lover and I'm my rival.
Original Lyrics:
Every day is like survival
You're my lover, not my rival.
You're my lover, not my rival.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day is like the bible
Original Lyrics:
Every day is like survival
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyday I read the bible
You're my lover not my bible
You're my lover not my bible
or
Every day is like tomorrow
You're my lover, not my bravo
You're my lover, not my bravo
or
Every day is like tomorrow
You're my lover, not my bravo
You're my lover, not my bravo
Original Lyrics:
Everyday is like survival
You're my lover not my rival
You're my lover not my rival
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day is like tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
Every day is like survival
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyday is like Survivor.
Original Lyrics:
Everyday is like survival.
Editors note: Hopefully the person is referring to the band Survivor, and not the tv show, because this song was recorded in 1983 and the tv show Survivor didn't even come out until 2000. So if you referred to the TV show, that would clearly be an anachronism.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come-a Come-a Come-a Come Become a Camelia
or
Comma Chameleon
or
Come become, become, become, become a comedian
or
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a come-a with Leanne, She come with me, she come with me.
or
...Come a, Come a, Come a to me Leon.
or
Come On, Wheel Me In.
or
Come on to me Leon
or
Gobble, gobble, come here
or
Gobble, gobble, come here
Original Lyrics:
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, Chameleon
According to Boy George, "...it's about the terrible fear of alienation that people have the fear of standing up for one things. It's about trying to suck up to everybody... What we're saying in the song is, if you aren't true, then you get kharma - justice."
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to say the country diction.
How to say the country diction.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell the contradiction.
How to sell the contradiction.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a man with air-conditioning.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a man without conviction.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a man without a vision
I'm a man without a goal.
I'm a man without a goal.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know.
I'm a man who doesn't know.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a man without condition.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a man without conviction.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a man without conviction
Armour man who does a gnome.
Armour man who does a gnome.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know.
I'm a man who doesn't know.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell a country diction.
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell a country diction.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell a contradiction.
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell a contradiction.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a man without cornflake, son
Original Lyrics:
I'm a man without conviction
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a man, but now I'm women.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a man without conviction.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a comedian.
Original Lyrics:
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'ma I'ma I'ma I'ma Comedian
Original Lyrics:
Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there loving in your eyes all the way?
Original Lyrics:
Desert loving in your eyes all the way
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin' would be easy if you don't realize my dream
Original Lyrics:
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin' would be easy if you would come and so light my dreams.
Red golden dreams. Red golden dreams.
Red golden dreams. Red golden dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Lovin' would be easy if your colors were like my dreams.
Red, gold and green. Red, gold and green.
Red, gold and green. Red, gold and green.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Loving would be easy if you color shallacked my dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Loving would be easy if you colostocized my dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Loving would be easy if you fellas would like my dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dreams.
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Them golden dreams, wet golden dreams
Them golden dreams, wet golden dreams
Original Lyrics:
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Red, gold, and green. Red, gold, and green
Red, gold, and green. Red, gold, and green
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This no can be
This no can be
This no can be
Original Lyrics:
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With golden dreams
With golden dreams
With golden dreams
Original Lyrics:
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With golden wheat.
With golden wheat
With golden wheat
Original Lyrics:
Red, gold and green.
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my lover,
not my rifle
not my rifle
Original Lyrics:
You're my lover,
not my rival
not my rival
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my lover, and not my bible
Original Lyrics:
You're my lover, and not my rival
"Karma Chameleon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my lover, not my Bible.
Original Lyrics:
You're my lover, not my rival.
"Karma Chamelon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, come on, come on, come on to me, Dion.
Original Lyrics:
Karma karma karma chamelon
"Miss Me Blind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bet you got a good gun
Bet you know how to have some fun in bed
Bet you know how to have some fun in bed
Original Lyrics:
Bet you got a good gun
Bet you know how to have some fun and then
Bet you know how to have some fun and then
"Miss Me Blind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bet you got a good gun
Bet you know how
To have some fun in bed.
Well turn it around on me because
I'm better than the rest of the men.
Bet you know how
To have some fun in bed.
Well turn it around on me because
I'm better than the rest of the men.
Original Lyrics:
Bet you got a good gun
Bet you know how
To have some fun and then,
You turn it around on me because
I'm better than the rest of the men.
Bet you know how
To have some fun and then,
You turn it around on me because
I'm better than the rest of the men.
"Miss Me Blind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause this love that I have to give must be better than last time
Original Lyrics:
Cause this love that I have to give must be better than that kind
"Miss Me Blind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Grab my golden head.
I'll teach you and you'll never be short
I'll teach you and you'll never be short
Original Lyrics:
Grab my golden hand.
I'll teach you and you'll never be sure
I'll teach you and you'll never be sure
"Miss Me Blind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you miss me tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I know you'll miss me blind.
"Miss Me Blind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you miss me, but I...
Original Lyrics:
I know you miss me blind.
"Miss Me Blind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you'll miss me for life.
Original Lyrics:
I know you'll miss me blind.
"Miss Me Blind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, I love yo' mincemeat
I love yo' mincemeat
I love yo' mincemeat pie-hiie.
I love yo' mincemeat
I love yo' mincemeat pie-hiie.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, I know you miss me
I know you miss me
I know you miss me buh-liiie-hiiind.
I know you miss me
I know you miss me buh-liiie-hiiind.
"Miss Me Blind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna miss me tonight
Original Lyrics:
I know you miss me blind
"Move Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I can save this for Judgment Day,
You know I'd be a millionaire
You know I'd be a millionaire
Original Lyrics:
If I can say this was Judgment Day,
You know I'd be a millionaire
You know I'd be a millionaire
"The Medal Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some go east, some go west
Will I wear a medal again?
Some go east, some go west
We can dance and bring on the rain.
Will I wear a medal again?
Some go east, some go west
We can dance and bring on the rain.
Original Lyrics:
Sun go east, sun go west
Will I wear a medal again?
Sun go east, son go west
We can dance and bring on the rain.
Will I wear a medal again?
Sun go east, son go west
We can dance and bring on the rain.
"The War Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And love means nothing
In some strange chorus.
In some strange chorus.
Original Lyrics:
And love means nothing
In some strange quarters.
In some strange quarters.
"The War Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And love means nothing
In some strange chorus.
In some strange chorus.
Original Lyrics:
And love means nothing
In some strange quarters.
In some strange quarters.
"The War Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl you got to lean on.
Original Lyrics:
You can't do that to me, no.
"The War Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, you got to lean on.
Original Lyrics:
You can't do that to me, no.
"The War Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Pilkenstein
We were burning witches too.
We were burning witches too.
Original Lyrics:
Like a Phillistine
We were burning witches too.
We were burning witches too.
"Time Clock Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time is like a-cluckin' my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Time is like a clock in my heart.
"Unfortunate Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me poor, now.
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me bwana.
"White Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your wife looks like an enemy.
Original Lyrics:
You're white, dance like an enemy.
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