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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Crush 40 that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 30 misheard song lyrics for Crush 40 on amIright currently.

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"Almost Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all in bed, all in bed
All in bed in a curl.
Original Lyrics:
We're almost dead, almost dead
Almost dead to the world.
"His World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the rush of the wind, He goes on and on and on and on and on
He's the tower, power, he makes no shame
A touch near crush and will remain
Original Lyrics:
Like a rush for wind, It goes; on and on and on and on and on.
He's the tower of power, admits no shame,
Untouched, crushed, will remain
"I Am (All Of Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go ahead and try to subdue her
Do her if you dare!
Original Lyrics:
Go ahead and try to see through me
Do it if you dare!
"I Am (All Of Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish one million maces
Would all come and fall.
Original Lyrics:
Unleash a million faces
And one by one, they fall.
"I Am (All Of Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unleash a million feces
And won by one day small.
Original Lyrics:
Unleash a million faces
And one by one, they fall.
"I Am The Eggman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta mass again.
Original Lyrics:
I got a master plan.
"I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm feeling really evil,
My hands will crush your balls!
You think you're the masturbator?
I laugh and watch you fall.
Original Lyrics:
I'm feeling really evil,
My hands will crush you all!
You think you'll have the answer?
I laugh and watch you fall.
"Kick The Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I don't know, that's what I'm representin'
Never seen a white bat spit like the minnis.
Original Lyrics:
Echidna, dat's what I'm representin'
Never seen a mic hog spit like a mennis.
"Knight of the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me up, I'm high!
Original Lyrics:
Holding your crown high
"Lazy Days~Livin' in Paradice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you happy? Boy, I'm happy!
Original Lyrics:
Happy, Happy! Muy Amable!
"Live & Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feel time, moving through your sinus
Yeah, now your head down on the door o!
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel life tangle you up inside?
Yeah, now you're face down on the floor, oh!
"Live And Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
You will always find you're gay.
Original Lyrics:
You will never find your way.
"Live and Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you can hardly swallow your bees in (or and, I couldn't tell) pain
Original Lyrics:
But you can hardly swallow your fears and pain
"Live and Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you can't hardly swallow your peas and grain
Original Lyrics:
But you can hardly swallow your fears and pain
"Live and Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow
Live and Learn!
I'm a siesta man
[sings indistinctly] fundoll
You may never find your way
Original Lyrics:
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow
Live and Learn!
From the works of yesterday
If you beg or if you borrow
You may never find your way
"Live and Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on to one F!
Original Lyrics:
Hold on to what if!
"Live and Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kit Kat bar
Original Lyrics:
Live and learn
"Live and Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lift your bed, I'll make you follow
Original Lyrics:
If you beg or if you borrow
"My Sweet Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I am so hot, I have to shave me.
Original Lyrics:
But the Sphinx looked so cute, I had to shave it.
"My Sweet Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
My p****'s so cute, I had to shave it.
Original Lyrics:
But the Sphinx was so cute, I had to shave it.
"Open Your Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your cunning tricks make me s***.
Original Lyrics:
All your cunning tricks make me sick.
"Open Your Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your cunning tricks make me s***.
Original Lyrics:
All your cunning tricks make me sick.
"Open Your Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who are we?
Walking ragu!
Original Lyrics:
Who are we?
What can we do?
"Sonic Heroes (Main Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a mighty crush with Allison.
Original Lyrics:
A mighty crash without a sound.
"Sonic Heroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** you, can't find you
If I'm in your way.
Original Lyrics:
Bind you, confine you
Defying your reign.
"Sonic Heroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find you confine you
Defying a blaze.
Original Lyrics:
Bind you confine you
Defying your reign.
"Sonic Heroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find you? Can't find you, can't find you away.
Original Lyrics:
Bind you, confine you, defying your reign.
"Sonic Heroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you can't find
You can find in your friends.
Original Lyrics:
Bind you confine
You defying your reign.
"Sonic Heroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you can't find?
You can find in your friends.
Original Lyrics:
Find you, confide you
Dividing a blaze.
"This Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neon, distant flyer, looking the last of me
Don't know the congregation, as the eggman's watches.
Original Lyrics:
We all danced in fire, trapped in this machine
Don't know how long we've waited, as the eggman watches.

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