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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Sheryl Crow that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 202 misheard song lyrics for Sheryl Crow on amIright currently.

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"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A train should do you good.
Original Lyrics:
A change would do you good.
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm calling Bobby on the squeegie board.
or
And I'm calling Ghandi on the ouija board
Original Lyrics:
And I'm calling Buddy on the ouija board
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Butt change would do you good.
Original Lyrics:
A change would do you good.
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Canine, feline, Gentlemen high.
Original Lyrics:
Canine, feline, Jekyll and Hyde.
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chekov, Jimmy, everybody wants more
Original Lyrics:
Jack off Jimmy, everybody wants more
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dinner's at six, wear your semen shoes
Original Lyrics:
Dinner's at six, wear your cement shoes
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's attackin' a canary,
drinking full strength beer
Original Lyrics:
He's a platinum canary
drinking Falstaff beer
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's splattin' a canary,
drinking Falstaff beer
Original Lyrics:
He's a platinum canary
drinking Falstaff beer
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot Jane will do you good.
Original Lyrics:
A change will do you good.
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot change would do you good.
Original Lyrics:
A change would do you good.
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know it's me, I'm not at home
If you like to reach me, read me at home
Original Lyrics:
Hello, it's me, I'm not at home
If you like to reach me, leave me alone
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'd change to do you girl
Original Lyrics:
I think a change would do you good
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy's lining in a paperbag
His big fat a** is a pimped out cab.
Original Lyrics:
Ten years of living in a paperbag
Feedback baby he's a flipped out cat.
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mercedes Ruehl with a renter's leer
Original Lyrics:
Mercedes rule in a rented Lear
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scully and Mulder on the kitchen floor.
Original Lyrics:
Scully and Angel on the kitchen floor.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til the sun comes up on a Santa Claus cup full of lard.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til the sun comes up
Any saint is going to go for the car.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up
Over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'til the sun comes up and we're standin' on a couple of bars
Original Lyrics:
'til the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A hippy couple enters the bar
Dangerously close to one another
The bartender looks up to them as one ass
Original Lyrics:
A happy couple enters the bar
Dangerously close to one another
The bartender looks up from his want ads.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A scrappy couple enters the bar
Amorously close to one another
The bartender looks up from his c*nt ads.
Original Lyrics:
A happy couple enters the bar
Dangerously close to one another
The bartender looks up from his want ads.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanna do is 'Hooked on Phonics'.
Original Lyrics:
All I wanna do is have some fun.
Hooked on phonics didn't work for me!
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over sunna munna couple of hours
Original Lyrics:
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica boulevard
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up and I say I'm gonna gobble a farm!
Original Lyrics:
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun come up on your dingleberries after a fudge.
Original Lyrics:
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanna do is have some fun
When the sun comes up over Santa Monica por la var.
Original Lyrics:
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanna do is hooked on phonix
Original Lyrics:
All I wanna do is have some fun
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanna do is hump John Farnham.
Original Lyrics:
All I wanna do is have some fun.
John Farnham is a famous Australian singer.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanna do is hurt someone.
Original Lyrics:
All I wanna do is have some fun.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanna do, is hurt someone
Original Lyrics:
All I wanna do, is have some fun
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanna do
Is Hooked on Phonics.
Original Lyrics:
All I wanna do
Is have some fun.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he's playin' up with-a me.
Original Lyrics:
And he's plain ugly to me.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the bar and this place is a giant car wash.
Original Lyrics:
In a bar that faces a giant car wash
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As the sun comes up over Santa Monica's bowl of lard.
Original Lyrics:
As the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before blowing a cushion amount
Original Lyrics:
Before blowing and cursing 'em out
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy likes to clean his navel with bottles of Bud
Original Lyrics:
Billy likes to peel the labels off bottles of Bud
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daisy blows to one another.
or
Days, they blow from one another.
Original Lyrics:
Dangerously close to one another
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down to his big fingers
Before blowing and kooshing them out.
Original Lyrics:
Down to his thick fingers
Before blowing and cursing them out.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit it!
This ain't Nabisco
And it ain't no crunchy club, either
This is ballet
Original Lyrics:
Hit it!
This ain't no disco
And it ain't no country club, either
This is L.A.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up on a Senna Monna cup-holder-life.
Original Lyrics:
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I proposed nothing,
he says his name is William
But I'm sure he's Bill or Billy or Mac or buddy
And he's playing hooky with me
Original Lyrics:
It's apropos of nothing,
he says his name is William
But I'm sure he's Bill or Billy or Mac or buddy
And he's plain ugly to me
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sure I will, and I'd like to smack his buddy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sure it's Bill, Willy, Mac or Buddy.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Letting each one burn down to his thick fingers
Before blowing the cush in his mouth.
Original Lyrics:
Letting each one burn down to his thick fingers
Before blowing and cursing them out.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Otherwise sbarros is ours.
Original Lyrics:
Otherwise the bar is ours.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Over Santa Monica, full of hearts.
Original Lyrics:
Over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Says the man next to me out and aware
Malapropos or nothin'.
Original Lyrics:
Says the man next to me out of nowhere
It's apropo of nothin'.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bartender looks up from his one as.
Original Lyrics:
A happy couple enters the bar
Dangerously close to one another
The bartender looks up from his want ads.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The good pee holes of the world are washin' their cars
Hosin' and slobberin' the best they can.
Original Lyrics:
The good people of the world are washing their cars
Hosing and scrubbing the best they can.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a man next to me
I don't know where
Original Lyrics:
...Says a man next to me
Out of nowhere
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Till the sun comes up
On the sentimental look at the farm.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up
On the Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the sunken one and we're sippin' on a couple of beers.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the scum comes up I'll hit a couple of bars.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up and I'll send 'em all a couple of cards.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up and Santa wants a cup full of fun.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up and sits upon a couple of farts.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up and we're sitting on a couple of cars.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over the sentimental choo-choo of love
or
Until the sun comes up over Santa Mana couple of vase
or
Until the sun comes up gonna settle for a couple of fun
or
Until the sun comes up gonna settle for a couple of fun
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevarde
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up on a Santa Moni Coppola bar
Original Lyrics:
'Til the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up on a cinnamon 'a' cup full of fun.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up on a cinnamon a bucket of lard
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up on the Santa Monna cup full of fun.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up on the ceremony cup of the fun
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over 'Santa Mona Couple a Vard'.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Sana-Mony Couple Bar.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica full of bars.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa-Monna-Cup-Full-O-Bard
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over cinnamon and Coke Boulevard.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over sent 'em of the Good Boulevard.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over sentimental cup full of lard
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up, and they send 'em all up too far.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up, we will settle for a couple of Buds.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up
On a sandhill on a couple of farms.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up
over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sun comes up
Gonna get me to a couple of bars.
or
Gonna get me some chocalate bars.
or
Gonna get me a cup full of stars.
or
Gonna get me a tub full of lard.
or
Gonna get me a a couple of whores.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up
Over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sun comes up
On the sentimental cup full of lard.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up
Over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"Anything But Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm runnin back and forth the wine.
Original Lyrics:
I run the bath and pour the wine.
"Best of Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bras and boobs all from Japan
Original Lyrics:
My frozen food comes from Japan
"Crash And Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
A chicken laid an egg across the road,
I lit a match that's left to burn for days
Original Lyrics:
Antigone laid across the road
And let a Mack truck leave her there for dead
"Crash And Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just because love split the seas
Love my big brain but why lose your head?
Original Lyrics:
Just because her lover split the scene
Well, love might be great, but why lose your head?
"Crash And Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love my big brain but why lose your head?
Original Lyrics:
Love might be great, but why lose your head?
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day is a big commode.
Original Lyrics:
Every day is a winding road.
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day is infanticide
Original Lyrics:
Every day is a faded sign
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He was high on intellectualism
I've never been there but the bro' sure looks nice.
Original Lyrics:
He was high on intellectualism
I've never been there but the brochure looks nice.
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to ride with a vending machine repairman
Original Lyrics:
I hitched a ride with a vending machine repairman
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been living on coffee and blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
I've been living on coffee and nicotine
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been living on coffee and milk tea.
Original Lyrics:
I've been living on coffee and nicotine.
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been living on coffee and n***er teens.
or
I've been living on cops and soccer fiends.
Original Lyrics:
I've been living on coffee and nicotine.
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been living on coffee and new tea
Original Lyrics:
I've been living on coffee and nicotine
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been living on coffee and nigger teens
Original Lyrics:
I've been living on coffee and nicotine
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been swimming in a sea of anarchy
I've been living on coffee and lutine.
Original Lyrics:
I've been swimming in a sea of anarchy
I've been living on caffeine and nicotine.
Lutine is a substance in Centrum Silver vitamins said to help the eyes.
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been swimming in a sea of anarchy
I've been living on coffee and lutine.
Original Lyrics:
I've been swimming in a sea of anarchy
I've been living on caffeine and nicotine.
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been swimming in a sea of anarchy
I've been living on coffee and Nutrasweet
Original Lyrics:
I've been swimming in a sea of anarchy
I've been living on caffeine and nicotine.
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been swimming through a sea of anarchy.
I've been living on caffeine and mint tea.
Original Lyrics:
I've been swimming in a sea of anarchy.
I've been living on coffee and nicotine.
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been swimming through a sea of monarchy
I've been living on caffeine and mint tea.
Original Lyrics:
I've been swimming in a sea of anarchy
I've been living on caffeine and nicotine.
"Every Day Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day is a whining roll
Original Lyrics:
Every day is a winding road
"Every Day Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody gets hot
Everybody gets slow
Original Lyrics:
Everybody gets high
Everybody gets low
"Every Day Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a daughter he calls Eastern
Original Lyrics:
He's got a daughter he calls Easter
"Every Day Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a daughter he calls Sister
Original Lyrics:
He's got a daughter he calls Easter
"Every Day Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been living on coffee and nigger tea
Original Lyrics:
I've been living on coffee and nicotine
Nigger tea seems like something that would go hand in hand with black coffee if it existed.
"Everyday Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He was high on intellectualism
I've never been there, but the bull$1t looks nice.
Original Lyrics:
He was high on intellectualism
I've never been there but the brochure looks nice.
"Everyday Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been living on coffee and nutrients.
Original Lyrics:
I've been living on coffee and nicotine.
seems healthier than the alternatives suggested
"Everyday Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Were ever real
Were ever really heavenly
Original Lyrics:
Were ever real
Were ever really happening
"Good Is Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And every time you hear the roller coaster.
Original Lyrics:
And every time you hear the rolling thunder.
"Good Is Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so damn horny.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so downhearted.
"Good Is Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So damn hearted
Original Lyrics:
I was so downhearted.
"Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My head is full of oysters
and my house is full of flies
Original Lyrics:
My head is full of voices
and my house is full of lies
"Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My head is full of voices
And my house is full of flies.
Original Lyrics:
My head is full of voices
And my house is full of lies.
"I Shall Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shall be me.
Original Lyrics:
I shall believe.
"I Shall Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shall be me.
Original Lyrics:
I shall believe.
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Benny Goodman's corset and fez
Original Lyrics:
And Benny Goodman's corset and pen
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Benny Goodman's corset and thong
Original Lyrics:
Benny Goodman's corset and pen
'corset and thong' makes more sense to me than 'corset and pen'. But I guess I should take it up with Sheryl...
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If it makes you happy, it can be the best
Original Lyrics:
If it makes you happy it can't be that bad
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If it makes you happy
then I'll kill your dad
Original Lyrics:
If it makes you happy
it can't be that bad
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on a poncho
Prayed for mosquitos
Drank till I was thirsty again
We went searching through fists of jungles
Found Geronimo's rifle
Peril and shampoo
And Annie Germen's corset again
Original Lyrics:
Put on a poncho
Played for mosquitos
Drank till I was thirsty again
We went searching through thrift store jungles
Found Geronimo's rifle
Marilyn's shampoo and
Benny Goodman's corset and pen
It took me many times playing the song over and over again to try to understand what the lyrics were, and above was what I came up with. (Editor's note: Benny Goodman is a famous jazz musician of the 20th Century; probably one of the pioneers of jazz.)
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on a poncho
Made of mosquitoes
Original Lyrics:
Put on a poncho
Played for mosquitoes.
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on a porn show
Click off the speedos.
Original Lyrics:
Put on a poncho
Played for mosquitoes.
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on a porn show
Played for mosquitos.
Original Lyrics:
Put on a poncho
Played for mosquitos.
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on a porn show
Original Lyrics:
Put on a poncho
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We went searching through crystal jungles.
Original Lyrics:
We went searching through thrift store jungles.
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We went searching through distant jungles.
Original Lyrics:
We went searching through thrift store jungles.
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We went searching through thrift store jumbles.
Original Lyrics:
We went searching through thrift store jungles.
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, okay I may get some
I promised you I'd never be alone.
Original Lyrics:
Well, okay I made this up
I promised you I'd never give up.
"It Don't Hurt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Packed up the bulldog after all,
bulldozed the house and watched it fall
Original Lyrics:
Packed up and moved out after all,
bulldozed the house and watched it fall
"Leaving Las Vegas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm leavin' life's big ass!
Original Lyrics:
I'm leavin' Las Vegas!
"Light in Your Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta taunt Tutu Wantu, made you
Taunt Tutu Wantu, understand
Taunt Tutu Wantu, pay you
For the time of your life
For the time of your life
Original Lyrics:
You gotta talk to the One who made you
Talk to the One who understands
Talk to the One who gave you
All the light in your eyes
All the light in your eyes
"Long Gone Lonesome Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
My man is a woman is legally known.
Original Lyrics:
A man needs a woman that he can lean on.
"Lucky Kid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know your wife's dead?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know you're wasted?
"Members Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Eddie's hooked, don't ask again
Original Lyrics:
Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again
"Members Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Larry's hooked on ass again.
Original Lyrics:
Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again.
"Members Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Larry's hooked on us again.
Original Lyrics:
Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again.
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you know when you go
It's so perfect for me.
Original Lyrics:
Did you know when you go
It's the perfect ending.
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know, if you go
It's a perfect escape
To your bat cave, I've got a little sister.
Original Lyrics:
Did you know when you go
It's the perfect ending?
To the bad day, I was just beginning.
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up and called this morning,
I didn't know your voice was so horny
or
I woke up with God this morning
I don't know your voice was in warning
Original Lyrics:
I woke up and called this morning
The tone of your voice was a warning
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up and coughed this morning
The tone of your voice was alarming
Original Lyrics:
I woke up and called this morning
The tone of your voice was a warning.
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up and coughed this morning
Original Lyrics:
I woke up and called this morning
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up and gobbed this morning.
Original Lyrics:
I woke up and called this morning.
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up and, God, this morning
He told me the voice was a warning.
Original Lyrics:
I woke up and called this morning
The tone of your voice was a warning.
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up in God this morning
Original Lyrics:
I woke up and called this morning
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up in court this morning
Original Lyrics:
I woke up and called this morning
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up in goth this morning.
Original Lyrics:
I woke up and called this morning.
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell my ferret to stay
Original Lyrics:
You're my favorite mistake
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my David Mustaine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, you're my favorite mistake.
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my favorite steak.
Original Lyrics:
You're my favorite mistake.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I filet.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I feel lame.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holds meetings in Nagasaki.
Original Lyrics:
Holds meetings in his RV.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holds meetings in his office.
Original Lyrics:
Holds meetings in his RV.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna Socrates sound.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna soak up the sun.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna choke off the sun
or
I'm gonna junk off your son
or
I'm gonna choke off your son.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna soak up the sun.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna circle the sun.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna soak up the sun.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna silk up the sun.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna soak up the sun.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna soak up the sun
Gonna tell everyone to lay on you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna soak up the sun
I'm gonna tell everyone to lighten up.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna swallow the sun.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna soak up the sun.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna tell everyone to lie tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna tell everyone to lighten up.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna tell everyone to light a blunt.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna tell everyone to lighten up.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna tell them that
I have got no other plans.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna tell them that
I have got no one to blame.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a Communist.
Original Lyrics:
My friend, the Communist
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a Commie job.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a crummy job.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a comic job.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a crummy job.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friend the Communist
Holds meetings in his 'offie'.
Original Lyrics:
My friend, the Communist
Holds meetings in his RV.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friend the Communist
Holds meetings in his Audi.
Original Lyrics:
My friend the Communist
Holds meetings in his RV.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friend the Communist
Holds meetings in his lobby.
or
My friend the Communist
Holds meetings in his Offee.
Original Lyrics:
My friend the Communist
Holds meetings in his RV.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friend the Communist
Holds meetings in his office.
Original Lyrics:
My friend the Communist
Holds meetings in his RV.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friend the communist
Holds meeting in his coffee.
Original Lyrics:
My friend the communist
Holds meetings in his RV.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friend, the Communist
Holds meetings in his Offy.
Original Lyrics:
My friend, the Communist
Holds meetings in his RV.
An 'offy' is a term some people use for an off licence/liquer store in the UK. [Ed.'s note: 'Offy' is also short for Offenhauser, a popular racing engine manufacturer in the Indianapolis 500 until 1983.]
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friend, the Communist
Holds meetings in his office.
Original Lyrics:
My friend, the Communist
Holds meetings in his RV.
"Soak Up The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends they call me a les.
Original Lyrics:
My friend, the Communist.
"Soak Up the Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna tell everyone two lives ain't enough.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna tell everyone to lighten up.
I was always puzzled by how she said "two lives" and I was like "don't you mean that one life isn't enough? People rarely have two lives..."
"Solidify" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So let it fire
Original Lyrics:
Solidify
"Steve McQueen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Godspeed the Queen
Original Lyrics:
Like Steve McQueen
"Steve McQueen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Steve the Queen
And all I need is a fast machine.
Original Lyrics:
Like Steve McQueen
All we need is a fast machine.
"Steve McQueen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Steve McQueen
All we need is a fax machine.
Original Lyrics:
Like Steve McQueen
All we need is a fast machine.
"Steve McQueen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Steve McQueen
All we need's a sex machine.
Original Lyrics:
Like Steve McQueen
All we need is a fast machine.
"Steve McQueen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like steam, the clean
All we need is a fax machine.
Original Lyrics:
Like Steve McQueen
All we need is a fast machine.
"Strong Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lobotomy, I promise, I believe.
Original Lyrics:
Lie to me, I promise I'll believe.
"Strong Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm throwing bug juice in the air
Original Lyrics:
When I'm throwing punches in the air
"Superstar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got cheap shoes, a Malibu, and big 'Pleather' thighs.
Original Lyrics:
You got cheap shoes, a Malibu, and big public fights.
"Superstar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got cheap shoes, a Malibu, and big puffy thighs.
Original Lyrics:
You got cheap shoes, a Malibu, and big public fights.
"Superstar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're all cheap shoes & malibus & big f***ing thighs.
Original Lyrics:
You're all cheap shoes & malibus & big public fights.
"Superstar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're all cheap shoes & malibus & big fluffy thighs
Original Lyrics:
You're all cheap shoes & malibus & big public fights
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm sure going to give you a child.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm sure going to give you a try.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when it comes to bein' lucky, he's Durst.
Original Lyrics:
But when it comes to bein' lucky, he's cursed.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first God was a teapot.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first cloud is the deepest.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first dive in the deepend.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first guy is the deepest
[Later]
When it comes to love in need he is the worst.
or
When it comes to loving me, he's first.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest
[Later]
When it comes to loving me, he's (the) worst.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first slut is the deepest.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The nurse cut off a p##is
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sky is the deepest.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The thirst god is the deepest.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
"There Goes The Neighborhood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I drive dastardly on a Saturday night
or
I dried dashes on a Saturday night
or
I dried ashes on a Saturday night
or
I dropped a mattress on a Saturday night.
Original Lyrics:
I dropped acid on a Saturday night.
"There Goes The Neighborhood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a chick pea take sick leave.
Original Lyrics:
The photo chick made to look sickly.
"There Goes The Neighborhood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried dancing on a Saturday Night
Just to see what the fuss was about
Original Lyrics:
I dropped acid on a Saturday Night
Just to see what the fuss was about
"There Goes The Neighborhood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Idry does it on a Saturday night
Just to see what the fuss was about.
Original Lyrics:
I dropped acid on a Saturday night
Just to see what the fuss was about.
"There Goes The Neighborhood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunshine Sally and the heiress of soft
Don't like the scene anyhow
I tried dancin' almost every night just to see what the fuss was about.
Original Lyrics:
Sunshine Sally and Peter Ustinov
Don't like the scene anyhow
I dropped acid on a Saturday night just to see what the fuss was about.
"Tomorrow Never Dies"
Misheard Lyrics:
But tears, girls and guns.
Original Lyrics:
Martinis, girls and guns.
"Tomorrow Never Dies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't get 'em killed
I laid a plot all on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Darling, you killed
I'm in a puddle on the floor.
"Tomorrow Never Dies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fascinations gonna lure.
Original Lyrics:
Fascinations galore
"Tomorrow Never Dies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vacillations, good lord.
Original Lyrics:
Fascinations galore
"Tomorrow Never Dies"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're nothing, only a spy out there.
Original Lyrics:
You're not the only spy out there.
"Tomrow Never Dies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing while eating eyes
Original Lyrics:
See you in your eyes
"You're An Original" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a Norwegian old lady.
Original Lyrics:
You're an original, baby.

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