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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Crowded House that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 95 misheard song lyrics for Crowded House on amIright currently.

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"Can't Carry On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just me and Al Capone Stuck in the elevator
Hard to remember in the morning
Original Lyrics:
Drown it in alcohol Stuck in the elevator
Hard to remember in the morning
"Catherine Wheels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was always the first to second.
Original Lyrics:
She was always the first to say gone.
"Catherine Wheels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To stroke the right nerve,
whose knees do I surf?
Original Lyrics:
To stroke the right nerve,
whose needs do I serve?
"Catherine Wheels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose knees do I search?
Original Lyrics:
Whose needs do I serve?
"Chocolate Cake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And on the dark Robber Road
We're all tempting fate
'Course you don't drive with no number plates
Here comes Mrs. Kerry Lee
Original Lyrics:
And the dogs are on the road
We're all tempting fate
Cars shooting by with no number plates
And here comes Mrs. Hairy Legs
"Chocolate Cake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I buy another piece of Castro's state?
or
Can I buy another piece of Castro's place?
Original Lyrics:
Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?
"Chocolate Cake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I buy another type of wheelin' skate?
Original Lyrics:
Can I buy another slice of real estate?
"Distant Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lying pissed and feeling vengance from above
Original Lyrics:
Like a Christian feeling vengance from above
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Acon, Acon
or
Air Con, Air Con
Original Lyrics:
They come, they come.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All these shadows ahead, they'll be clearing the room
Original Lyrics:
Only shadows ahead, barely clearing the roof
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
An accountant steps to the door in your heart.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm counting the steps to the door of your heart.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
An accountant steps to the door of your heart.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm counting the steps to the door of your heart.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Anal, anal
Don't dream it's over.
Original Lyrics:
Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the piper to die
Tells of war and of why.
Original Lyrics:
And the paper today
Tales of war and of waste.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Claire in the roof
Original Lyrics:
Barely clearing the roof
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Breadcrumbs, breadcrumbs
Original Lyrics:
They come, they come.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead crumb, dead crumb.
Original Lyrics:
They come, they come.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Detente, detente, in the war between us
Original Lyrics:
They come, they come, to build a wall between us
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't dream and suffer.
Original Lyrics:
Don't dream it's over.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't dream in circles.
Original Lyrics:
Don't dream it's over.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't dream of an oval.
Original Lyrics:
Don't dream it's over.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't treat me t'awful.
Original Lyrics:
Don't dream it's over.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eclair in the roof
Original Lyrics:
Barely clearing the roof.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hair now, hair now
Brylcreem it over
Original Lyrics:
Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hannah, Hannah!
Original Lyrics:
Hey now, hey now
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Head down, head down
Don't dream it's over
or
Head now, head now
Don't dream it's over.
Original Lyrics:
Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey now, Hey now,
Don't scream, it's Grover
Original Lyrics:
Hey now, Hey now,
Don't dream it's over
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it sober.
Original Lyrics:
Hey now, hey now
Don't dream, it's over.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey now, hey now
Don't treat me sober.
Original Lyrics:
Hey now, hey now
Don't dream, it's over.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey now, hey now
The dream is over.
Original Lyrics:
Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey now,
Hey now,
Don't scream at Joseph
Original Lyrics:
Hey now,
Hey now,
Don't dream it's over
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the paper today
Tales of Warren defaced
Original Lyrics:
In the paper today
Tales of war and of waste
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the paper today
Tales of Warren of Wales
Original Lyrics:
In the paper today
Tales of war and of waste
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the paper today
Tells of war in the waste.
Original Lyrics:
In the paper today
Tales of war and of waste.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the paper today
Tells of war in the wise
But you turn right over to the T.V. perch.
Original Lyrics:
In the paper today
Tales of war and of waste
But you turn right over to the T.V. page.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To build a war between us
or
In the war between us
or
In the war between us
Original Lyrics:
To build a wall between us
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny Cash with deluge in a paper cup.
Original Lyrics:
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lego, lego
To build a war between us
You know that they wanna win.
Original Lyrics:
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
You know that they won't win.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Napalm, napalm!
Original Lyrics:
They come, they come
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm towing my car
There's a hole in the roof
It's my position, it's 'cause of my suspension
But there's no proof.
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm towing my car
There's a hole in the roof
My possessions are causing me suspicion
But there's no proof.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only shadows ahead
Belle Eclaire on the roof
Original Lyrics:
Only shadows ahead
Barely clearing the roof
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Play calm, play calm
Original Lyrics:
They come, They come
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tales of war and the wise.
Original Lyrics:
Tales of war and of waste.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tales of water and wine
Original Lyrics:
Tales of war and of waste
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That eclair in the roof
Original Lyrics:
Barely clearing the roof
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There is freedom within, there is freedom without
Johnny Cash is damaging a paper cup
Original Lyrics:
There is freedom within, there is freedom without
Trying to catch the deluge in a paper cup
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a war between us,
We know they wanna win.
Original Lyrics:
To build a wall between us,
We know they won't win.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a war between us.
Original Lyrics:
To build a wall between us.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They come, they come
To build a war between us
We know we want to win.
Original Lyrics:
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll be clearing the roof
Original Lyrics:
Barely clearing the roof
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll come, they'll come
Deep in the war between us
Original Lyrics:
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To build a war between us,
You know the fat one wins.
Original Lyrics:
To build a wall between us,
We know they won't win.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To peel the wool between us.
Original Lyrics:
To build a wall between us.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to catch Italians in a paper cup
Original Lyrics:
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to catch the damage in a paper cup.
Original Lyrics:
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to catch the damage in a paper cup
Original Lyrics:
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
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"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to catch the deluxe in a paper cup.
Original Lyrics:
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to catch the devil in a paper cup
Original Lyrics:
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, welcome, to feudal war between us
Original Lyrics:
They come, they come, to build a wall between us
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the world comes in, breadcrumb, breadcrumb..
Original Lyrics:
When the world comes in, they come, they come
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the world comes in
Beckham, Beckham
To build a wall between us.
Original Lyrics:
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us.
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're clean and sober
or
The dream is over
Original Lyrics:
Don't dream it's over
"Fall At Your Feet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When ever I fall, atrophy
Original Lyrics:
When ever I fall, at your feet
"Fall At Your Feet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever I fall, anchovy
Original Lyrics:
Whenever I fall, at your feet
"Fame Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here come the handmade atomic times
Original Lyrics:
Here come the handmaidens of end time
"Four Seasons In One Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blood dries up, I crane, I crane
Original Lyrics:
Blood dries up like rain, like rain
"Four Seasons In One Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blood dries up, I pray, I pray.
Original Lyrics:
Blood dries up like rain, like rain.
"Four Seasons In One Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Horses in Zimbabwe
Original Lyrics:
Four seasons in a day
"Four Seasons in One Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blood dries up
I pray, I pray
Original Lyrics:
Blood dries up
Like rain, like rain
"Into Temptation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This I'll turn to gold
You looked at me for half a second.
Original Lyrics:
As I turn to go
You looked at me for half a second.
"It's Only Natural" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell Mel. What a real boil!
Original Lyrics:
Ice will melt, water will boil.
"It's Only Natural" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so unnatural that I should want to be there with you
It's so unnatural that you should feel the same way, too.
Original Lyrics:
It's only natural that I should want to be there with you
It's only natural that you should feel the same way, too.
"Mean To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come December free
Original Lyrics:
Mysterious sympathy
"Now We're Getting Somewhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm with you
I don't care
We're a disappointment.
or
When I'm with you
I don't care
We're just disappointing
or
When I'm with you
I don't care
We're anticipating.
or
When I'm with you
I don't care
Where it is I'm pointing.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm with you
I don't care
Where it is I'm falling.
"Private Universe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In this summer liphicus
Original Lyrics:
Endless summer lift the curse.
"Sister Madly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the doves that you're digging on
or
All the dogs that you're digging on
or
All the doves that you're digging up
or
All the dogs that you're digging up
Original Lyrics:
All the dirt that you're digging up
"Something So Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey I'm home
Original Lyrics:
Hang me on the wall
"Something So Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been feeling so mature now
Friendly and handing out war.
Original Lyrics:
I've been feeling so much older
Frame me and hang me on the wall.
"Something So Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been feeling so mature, love
Frame me and hang me on the wall
Original Lyrics:
I've been feeling so much older
Frame me and hang me on the wall
"Something So Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been feeling so much older
Frankly I'm happy, I'm warm.
Original Lyrics:
I've been feeling so much older
Frame me and hang me on the wall.
"Something So Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been feeling someone's shoulder
Original Lyrics:
I've been feeling so much older
"Something So Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love can make you weak
Can make your ulcers come up
Wounds that spread so deep
And laughter froze around.
Original Lyrics:
Love can make you weep
Can make you run for cover
Roots that spread so deep
Bring life to frozen ground.
"Something So Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love can make you win.
Original Lyrics:
Love can make you weep.
"Something So Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taste of Genesee, is like a lust for gold.
Original Lyrics:
Taste of jealousy, is like a lust for gold.
"Something So Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taste of bittersweet
Original Lyrics:
A taste of jealousy
"Weather With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere you go,
you always take the webber with you
Original Lyrics:
Everywhere you go,
you always take the weather with you
"Weather With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere you go, always nasty weather
or
Everywhere you go, always check the weather
Original Lyrics:
Everywhere you go, you always take the weather with you
"Weather With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere you go, always take a weapon with you.
Original Lyrics:
Everywhere you go, you always take the weather with you
"Weather With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot me.
Original Lyrics:
Wash over me.
"Weather With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids are cooking in my kitchen
Original Lyrics:
Things ain't cooking in my kitchen
"Weather with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can fight the sheep, but not the dream
Original Lyrics:
You can fight the sleep, but not the dream
"Werther with you"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can find the seed but not the tree
Original Lyrics:
You can fight the sleep but not the dream
"World Where You Live" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you planet to space?
Original Lyrics:
Do you climb into space?
"World Where You Live" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you promise to swess
To the world where you live?
Original Lyrics:
Do you climb into space,
To the world where you live?

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