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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Crosby, Stills, And Nash that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 69 misheard song lyrics for Crosby, Stills, And Nash on amIright currently.

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"Helplessly Hoping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Helplessly hoping her hard licking lovers near by awaiting a word
Original Lyrics:
Helplessly hoping her Harlequin hovers near by awaiting a word
"Live It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lick it up
Original Lyrics:
Live it up
Featured on Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas.
"Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it appears to be Andropov.
Original Lyrics:
And it appears to be a lo-ong...
"Long Time Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you do, you had better come prepared.
Original Lyrics:
If you do, you had better cut your hair.
"Love The One You're With"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nick at Nite
Original Lyrics:
Make it tonight.
"Marakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Charlie Coker's in the square.
Original Lyrics:
Charming cobra's in the square.
"Marakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been saving all my money just to take you there
I smelled the gum in your hair.
Original Lyrics:
I've been saving all my money just to take you there
I smell the garden in your hair.
"Marakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnnie Cochran's in the square.
Original Lyrics:
Charming cobra's in the square.
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Charming cobwebs in the square
Original Lyrics:
Charming cobras in the square.
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Colored cottons hang in the air Johnnie Cochran's in the square.
Original Lyrics:
Colored cottons hang in the air charming cobras in the square.
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know we're riding on Americatch Express?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know we're riding on the Marrakesh Express
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnnie Cochran's in the Square
Original Lyrics:
Charming cobras in the Square
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnnie Cochran's in the square.
Original Lyrics:
Charming cobras in the square.
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnnie Cochran's in the square.
Original Lyrics:
Charming corporals in the square.
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stretchy leathers we can wear at home
Original Lyrics:
Striped Djellebas we can wear at home
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Striking leathers we can wear at home
Original Lyrics:
Striped Djellebas we can wear at home
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're digging meat, ooo-Marrakesh.
Original Lyrics:
They're taking me to Marrakesh.
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're going riding on Americketch Express.
Original Lyrics:
Do you know we're riding on the Marrakesh Express?
"Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're writing on American Express
Original Lyrics:
We're riding on the Marrakesh Express
"Our House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our house is a very very terrifying house
Original Lyrics:
Our house is a very very very fine house
"Our House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our house is a very very very fine house,
With toothpicks in the yard.
Original Lyrics:
Our house is a very very very fine house,
With two cats in the yard.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the downhill run is perfectly clear
Original Lyrics:
And the downhill run to Papeete
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's as big as the promise, the promise of a gun in vain.
Original Lyrics:
But it's as big as the promise, the promise of a coming day.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
But on a midnight watch, I realized why class you ran away.
or
But on a midnight watch, I realized why, Christ, you ran away.
Original Lyrics:
But on a midnight watch, I realized why twice you ran away.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
From an oyster bar in Avalon
I tried to call you.
Original Lyrics:
From a noisy bar in Avalon
I tried to call you.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Lookin' for that fraulein girl
or
I have been around the world
looking for that Mormon girl
or
I have been around the world
looking for that Mormon girl
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
looking for that woman, girl.
Who knows love can endure
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Lookin' for that bovine girl
Who knows that I've been indoors.
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Lookin' for that woman, girl
Who knows that love can endure.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world looking for that one-man, girl. Who knows love can endure
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world looking for that woman, girl. Who knows love can endure
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world looking for that woman, girl. Who knows of Ganondorf.
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world looking for that woman, girl. Who knows love can endure
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world,
Looking for that foreign girl
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world,
Looking for that woman-girl
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that one-eyed girl
or
I have been around the world
Lookin' for that Fraulein girl.
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman, girl.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that foreman grill.
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman, girl.
"Southern Cross" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that one-eyed girl...
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman girl
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that 4-eyed girl.
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman, girl.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that Mormon girl.
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman, girl.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that foreign girl.
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman, girl.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that one-armed girl.
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking or that woman, girl.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that fraulein girl
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman, girl.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' for that one-armed girl
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world looking for that woman, girl. Who knows love can endure
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for that Mormon girl
Original Lyrics:
Looking for that woman, girl
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for that bowline girl.
Original Lyrics:
Looking for that woman, girl.
Bowline is pronounced 'bowlin'.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for that one-armed girl
Original Lyrics:
Looking for that woman, girl
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a midnight watch, I realized
By Christ, you ran away.
Original Lyrics:
On the midnight watch, I realized
Why twice you ran away.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was makin' for the trades on the outside
And the downhill run to Papa Hay Bay.
Original Lyrics:
She was makin' for the trades on the outside
And the downhill run to Papeete Bay.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
So we cheated, we lied, and we trusted.
Original Lyrics:
So we cheated, and we lied, and we tested.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody fine will come along make me forget about lovin' you
At the Southern Cross.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody fine will come along, make me forget about lovin' you
And the Southern Cross.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think about how many times
I have gone bowlin'.
Original Lyrics:
Think about how many times
I have fallen.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know low cannon doors
Original Lyrics:
You know love can endure
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
You will survive being busted.
Original Lyrics:
You will survive being bested.
"Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
You will survive getting busted
Original Lyrics:
You will survive being bested
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're naked, Hard
Original Lyrics:
And you make it hard
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you catch the pharaoh?
Original Lyrics:
How can you catch the sparrow?
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chestnut-Brown canary, you be Joe Tex sparrow
or
Chestnut-Brown canary, to bethroat a sparrow
or
Chestnut-Brown canary, to bethroat a sparrow
Original Lyrics:
Chestnut-Brown canary, ruby-throated sparrow
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let the past remind us of what we are not now
I am not leaving.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the past remind us of what we are not now
I am not dreaming.
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you catch the spiral?
Original Lyrics:
How do you catch the sparrow?
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's getting to the point
Where I don't want any more.
Original Lyrics:
It's getting to the point
Where I'm no fun anymore.
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just now prompt a nelly, you be toted sparrow
Original Lyrics:
Chestnut-Brown canary, ruby-throated sparrow
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just now prompt an Ellie, you be protest sparrow
Original Lyrics:
Chestnut-Brown canary, ruby-throated sparrow
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to prompt and nary to de-throat a sparrow
Original Lyrics:
Chestnut-Brown canary, ruby-throated sparrow
I didn't make it up, I really thought this is what they were saying
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lazy lilting lily
Original Lyrics:
Lacy lilting lady
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday morning
Original Lyrics:
Sunday morning
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try Jesus, Sunday in the afternoon.
Original Lyrics:
Friday evening, Sunday in the afternoon
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make it Paul.
Original Lyrics:
You make it hard.
"Teach Your Children"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so pick on yourself.
Original Lyrics:
And so become yourself.
From the 1994 revival (minus Young).
"Teach Your Children" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teach your children well,
Their father's health will slowly go by,
And feed them on their dreams
The one they picked, the one you don't like.
Don't you ever ask them why, if they told you, you will cry,
So just look at them and sigh
And know they love you.
Original Lyrics:
Teach your children well,
Their father's hell did slowly go by,
And feed them on your dreams
The one they picks, the one you'll know by.
Don't you ever ask them why, if they told you, you will cry,
So just look at them and sigh
And know they love you.
"Wooden Ships"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whirling ships on the water
Original Lyrics:
Wooden ships on the water

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