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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Cowsills that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 26 misheard song lyrics for The Cowsills on amIright currently.

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"Hair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And spaghetti
or
Estelle Getty
Original Lyrics:
And spaghettied
"Hair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bear long beautiful bear
Original Lyrics:
Hair long beautiful hair
"Hair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't have to go downtown, cause I know where it's at
Original Lyrics:
Don't never have to cut it, cause it stops by itself
"Hair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Head home for the trees
I hide for the buttin' bees
Original Lyrics:
A home for the fleas
A hive for the buzzin' bees
"Hair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
More beautiful hair
Original Lyrics:
Long, beautiful hair
"Hair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My hair isn't bright
Original Lyrics:
My hair is a fright
"Hair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My hair isn't fried
Original Lyrics:
My hair is a fright
"Hair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No army's got control of my hair
Original Lyrics:
Long as God can grow it, my hair
"Hair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh say can you see my eyes if you can?
And my hair's too short.
Original Lyrics:
Oh say can you see my eyes?
If you can, then my hair's too short.
"Hair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll be gaga at the go-go when they see me in my toga
My toga made of long, flowing, clean, biblical hair
Original Lyrics:
They'll be gaga at the go-go when they see me in my toga
My toga made of blonde, brilliantined, biblical hair
"Hair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrong, pitiful hair
Original Lyrics:
Long, beautiful hair
"Indian Lake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At Indian Lake
You'll be able to mate
The way the Indians do.
Original Lyrics:
At Indian Lake
You'll be able to make
The way the Indians do.
"Indian Lake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Indian Lake is the biggest mistake
You've been looking for.
Original Lyrics:
Indian Lake is a scene you should make
With your little one.
"Indian Lake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Indian Lake is the sin you should make when you're a little one
At Indian Lake, you should be able to mate the way the Indians do.
Original Lyrics:
Indian Lake is the scene you should make with your little one
At Indian Lake, you should be able to make the way the Indians do.
"Love American Style" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bluer than the Red, White and Blue
Original Lyrics:
Truer than the Red, White and Blue
Theme song from the television show of the same name.
"Love, American Style" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(But it shrines)
Original Lyrics:
(But it shines)
"Love, American Style" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chew it in the red, white and blue
Original Lyrics:
Truer than the red, white and blue
"Love, American Style" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ensure her in the red, white and blue
Original Lyrics:
Truer than the red, white and blue
"The Rain, The Park And Other Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She crapped in my eye.
Original Lyrics:
She crept into my mind.
"The Rain, The Park, And Other Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the sound of love.
Original Lyrics:
I love the flower girl.
"The Rain, The Park, And Other Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the flower girl
Oh, I don't know just why, they say she cut my eye.
Original Lyrics:
I love the flower girl
Oh, I don't know just why, she simply caught my eye.
"The Rain, The Park, And Other Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw the city in the rain.
Original Lyrics:
I saw her sitting in the rain.
"The Rain, The Park, and Other Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She could make me bury happy
Flowers in her hair.
Original Lyrics:
She could make me very happy
Flowers in her hair
"The Rain, The Park, and Other Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suddenly, the sun broke through
And in her arms, she was gone
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly, the sun broke through
I turned around, she was gone
"The Rain, the Park & Other Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(I love the pot of gold)
Original Lyrics:
(I love the flower girl)
"We Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Weekend flight
Original Lyrics:
We can fly

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