Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> Petula Clark

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Petula Clark that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 10 misheard song lyrics for Petula Clark on amIright currently.

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"Don't Sleep In The Subway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't sleep in the subway dummy
Original Lyrics:
Don't sleep in the subway darling
"Don't Sleep In The Subway"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've heard it all a million time before
Take off your clothes, lie down, and close the door.
Original Lyrics:
I've heard it all a million time before
Take off your coat, my love, and close the door.
"Don't Sleep In The Subway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take off your clothes, my love and close the door.
Original Lyrics:
Take off your coat, my love and close the door.
"Don't Sleep On The Subway"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wander around on your own little clown
When you don't see the “Y” on the airport
or
You wander around on your own little clown
When you don't see the wine on the airport.
Original Lyrics:
You wander around on your own little cloud
When you don't see the why or the wherefore.
"Downtown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just listen to the rhythm of the gentle Vauxhall Nova.
Original Lyrics:
Just listen to the rhythm of the gentle Bossa Nova.
"How Are Things In Glocca Morra?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear a bird
A London dairy bird.
Original Lyrics:
I hear a bird
a Londonderry bird.
"I Couldn't Live Without Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Al Pacino, we'll both agree
That no other love for me.
Original Lyrics:
Then you'll know we'll both agree
That no other love for me.
"I Know a Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
A swingin' place in Southern Illinois
Original Lyrics:
A swingin' place, a cellar full of noise
"Winchester Cathedral"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wished for a beagle
Original Lyrics:
winchester cathedral

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The Ultimate Petula Clark album at Amazon.com

Greatest Hits of Petula Clark album at Amazon.com

Songs of My Life: The Essential album at Amazon.com

Downtown/I Know a Place album at Amazon.com

Platinum & Gold Collection album at Amazon.com

La Beat en Francais album at Amazon.com

Colour My World/the Other Man's Grass Is Always... album at Amazon.com

Classic Collection album at Amazon.com

My Love/I Couldn't Live Without Your Love album at Amazon.com
 
 
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