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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> Kenny Chesney
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There are 78 misheard song lyrics for Kenny Chesney on amIright currently.
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"Beer in Mexico"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit right here, have another bear and letsa go!
Original Lyrics:
Sit right here, have another beer in Mexico!
"Big Star" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Banana Joe's bar
or
The Nana Joe's bar
or
The Nana Joe's bar
Original Lyrics:
The night of Joe's Bar
"Big Star" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She doesn't care anymore that her high school girlfriends cut her hair.
Original Lyrics:
She doesn't care anymore that her high school girlfriends cut her down.
"Big Star" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big star
At Banana Joe's Bar.
At Banana Joe's Bar.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big star
After nine at Joe's Bar.
After nine at Joe's Bar.
"Big Star" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big star
At the Nana Joe's Bar.
At the Nana Joe's Bar.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big star
At Banana Joe's Bar.
At Banana Joe's Bar.
"Big Star" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big star
Every night at Joe's bar
or
After nine at Joe's Bar.
Every night at Joe's bar
or
After nine at Joe's Bar.
Original Lyrics:
She was a big star at Banana Joe's bar
"Don't Blink" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He looked up from his old pie
Original Lyrics:
He looked up from his old pipe
"Don't Happen Twice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One bottle of wine and two whiskey cups
Original Lyrics:
One bottle of wine and two Dixie cups
"Everyone She Knows"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a marionette in blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
She's a Marilyn in blue jeans
"Get Along"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aaw, whiskey loves the upper hand
Original Lyrics:
Always give love the upper hand
"How Forever Feels?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna know how the river feels.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna know how forever feels.
"How Forever Feels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my life that I've spent humpin'.
Original Lyrics:
All of my life that I've spent hopin'.
"How Forever Feels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big orange balls swimming in the water
Original Lyrics:
Big orange ball sinking in the water
"How Forever Feels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to know how the river feels.
Original Lyrics:
I want to know how forever feels.
"How Forever Feels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, to the monks, 'Bought a little diamond.'
Original Lyrics:
Saved, two months. Bought a little diamond.
"How Forever Feels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Toast in the sand couldn't get much hotter.
Original Lyrics:
Toes in the sand couldn't get much hotter.
"How Forever Feels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Toast in the sink, couldn't get much hotter.
Original Lyrics:
Toes in the sand, couldn't get much hotter.
"How Forever Feels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm a fugitive and ready to come
Original Lyrics:
When I'm a fugitive and ready to run
"I Lost It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No on can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like cheetos
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like cheetos
Original Lyrics:
No on can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like she does
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like she does
"I Lost It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No on can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like Gina.
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like Gina.
Original Lyrics:
No on can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like she does.
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like she does.
"I Lost It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one can make me cry,
make me laugh,
make me smile,
or drive me wild like the cheater
make me laugh,
make me smile,
or drive me wild like the cheater
Original Lyrics:
No one can make me cry,
make me laugh,
make me smile,
or drive me wild like she does
make me laugh,
make me smile,
or drive me wild like she does
"I Lost It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or dirve me mad like cheetahs.
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or dirve me mad like cheetahs.
Original Lyrics:
No on can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like she does.
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like she does.
"I Lost It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or drive me mad like Reba
Original Lyrics:
Or drive me mad like she does
"I Lost You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one can make me laugh,
make me smile like a cheetah
make me smile like a cheetah
Original Lyrics:
No one can make me laugh,
make me smile like she does
make me smile like she does
"I Wanna Know How Forever Feels"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna know how Loretta feels.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna know how forever feels.
"I Wanna Know How Forever Feels"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna know how the reverend feels
or
I wanna know how the river feels
or
I wanna know how the river feels
Original Lyrics:
I wanna know how forever feels
"Keg In The Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We had a Cake in the Closet, Pizza on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
We had a keg in the closet
Pizza on the floor.
Pizza on the floor.
"Keg In The Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We had a keg in the closet
Kids on the floor.
Kids on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
we had a keg in the closet
Pizza on the floor.
Pizza on the floor.
"Keg In The Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We had a keg in the closet
We tore on the floor.
We tore on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
We had a keg in the closet
Pizza on the floor.
Pizza on the floor.
"Keg In The Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We had khaki in the closet
Pizza on the floor.
Pizza on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
We had a keg in the closet
Pizza on the floor.
Pizza on the floor.
"Live Those Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cussing up the seventh GI bill
OR
Cussing up the Senate GI bill
OR
Cussing up the Senate GI bill
Original Lyrics:
Cussing Uncle Sam and the GI bill
"Live Those Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be rollin on a river with Cledus
Original Lyrics:
I'd be rollin on a river with Credence
"Live Those Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw him sittin' on a sidewalk (the President).
Original Lyrics:
Saw him sittin' on a sidewalk in Fresno.
"Live a Little, Love a Lot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get my pride, or a cheesesteak.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get my priorities straight.
"Live a Little"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta get my pride or a cheese steak.
Original Lyrics:
I gotta get my priorities straight.
"Livin' Fastforward"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavenly rockstar outta control
Original Lyrics:
Hilbilly rockstar out of control
"No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the holes in the souls
Watching Blue's Clues on TV
Watching Blue's Clues on TV
Original Lyrics:
Wearing holes in the soles
Of the shoes on my feet
Of the shoes on my feet
"No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a hole in the souls
Original Lyrics:
Wearing holes in the soles
"No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So babe, let's get packed
Take time simply floss if you got 'em.
Take time simply floss if you got 'em.
Original Lyrics:
So babe, let's get packed
Tank tops and flip-flops if you got 'em.
Tank tops and flip-flops if you got 'em.
"No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So babe, let's get packed
Take Tom some flip-flops if you got 'em.
Take Tom some flip-flops if you got 'em.
Original Lyrics:
So babe, let's get packed
Tank tops and flip-flops if you got 'em.
Tank tops and flip-flops if you got 'em.
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll see gay men's cars and pickup trucks.
Original Lyrics:
Well she ain't into cars or pickup trucks.
"She's Got It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my live I've spent a humpin'.
Original Lyrics:
All of my life I've spent a hopin'.
"Shiftwork"
Misheard Lyrics:
A big ol' pile of s***...work
Original Lyrics:
A big ol' pile of shiftwork
"Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
But that swimming pool
Original Lyrics:
But that swimming hole
"Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her favorite song on the radio
Original Lyrics:
Perfect song on the radio
"Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a smile, it's a kiss
It's a double wide, it's summertime.
It's a double wide, it's summertime.
Original Lyrics:
It's a smile, it's a kiss
It's a sip of wine, it's summertime.
It's a sip of wine, it's summertime.
"Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Street summertime
Original Lyrics:
Sweet summertime
"Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too bad I peed on the dashboard.
Original Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dashboard
"Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too bad I peed on the dashboard
Original Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dashboard
Love your site.
"Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two bags of weed on the dashboard.
Original Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dashboard
"Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dance floor
Original Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dashboard
"Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two black feet on the dashboard
Original Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dashboard
"Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in love in an Old Ford.
Original Lyrics:
Young love in an old Ford
"The Good Stuff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent five years in the bar.
Original Lyrics:
I spent five years in the bottle.
"The Good Stuff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a pretty girl with blue fawned hair.
Original Lyrics:
It was a pretty girl with bouffant hair.
"The Good Stuff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a pretty girl with mufont hair.
or
It was a pretty girl with blue fine hair.
or
It was a pretty girl with blue fine hair.
Original Lyrics:
It was a pretty girl with bouffant hair.
"The Good Stuff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the first long kiss on a Saturday.
Original Lyrics:
It's the first long kiss on a second date.
"The Good Stuff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the way she looks with her a** and her hair.
Original Lyrics:
It's the way she looks with the rice in her hair.
"The Good Stuff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the way she looks with her eyes in her hair.
Original Lyrics:
It's the way she looks with the rice in her hair.
"The Tin Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How I wish I could give him nine
Original Lyrics:
How I wish I could give him mine
"The Woman With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been gopherin', chaufferin', company chairmen
Copy maker, copy repairman.
Copy maker, copy repairman.
Original Lyrics:
Been gopherin', chaufferin', company chairmen
Coffee maker, copy repairman.
Coffee maker, copy repairman.
"The Woman With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I been a gopher and a showffer in a comfortable chair, man
Coffee maker, coffee repairman.
Coffee maker, coffee repairman.
Original Lyrics:
I've been gopherin', chaufferin', company chairman
Coffee maker, copy repairman
Coffee maker, copy repairman
"There Goes My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A couple years of up all night and a few thousand apples later.
Original Lyrics:
A couple years of up all night and a few thousand diapers later
"There Goes My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A couple years of up all night and a few thousand hours later
Original Lyrics:
A couple years of up all night and a few thousand diapers later
"There Goes My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She smiles back at him dragging that teddy bear
Sleep tight, blue eyes and mountain curls.
Sleep tight, blue eyes and mountain curls.
Original Lyrics:
She smiles back at him dragging that teddy bear
Sleep tight, blue eyes and bouncin' curls.
Sleep tight, blue eyes and bouncin' curls.
"You Save Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, in two months, I bought a little diamond
Original Lyrics:
Saved, two months, bought a little diamond
"Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Barney Rebel didn't have a clue.
Original Lyrics:
Wannabe rebels didn't have a clue.
"Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In our rock n' roll t-shirts
And our Timothy bad attitudes.
And our Timothy bad attitudes.
Original Lyrics:
In our rock n' roll t-shirts
And our typically bad attitudes.
And our typically bad attitudes.
"Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were goin' to Hell, we were cuttin' class.
Original Lyrics:
We were growin' our hair, we were cuttin' class.
"Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With our rock 'n' roll t-shirts
And our Tennessee bad attitudes.
And our Tennessee bad attitudes.
Original Lyrics:
With our rock 'n' roll t-shirts
And our typically bad attitudes.
And our typically bad attitudes.
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