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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> Cheech & Chong

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Cheech & Chong that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 9 misheard song lyrics for Cheech & Chong on amIright currently.

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"Acapulco Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No stems or seeds that you don't need
Acapulco Gold is the baddest weed.
Original Lyrics:
No stems, no seeds that you don't need
Acapulco Gold is badass weed
"Acapulco Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No stems, no seeds that you don't need
Acapulco Gold is bad (as weed)
Original Lyrics:
No stems, no seeds that you don't need
Acapulco Gold is badass weed
"Basketball Jones"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my booze and ex lax
Original Lyrics:
I've got more moves than ex lax
"Earache My Eye"
Misheard Lyrics:
He called me in the bathroom
With a pair of pantyhose
Original Lyrics:
He caught me in the bathroom
With a pair of pantyhose
"Santa Claus and His Old Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mamaeasta don dee est Santa Claus
The fatso with the hair on his jaws.
or
The Gato with the hair on his jaws.
Original Lyrics:
Mamamasita, donde esta Santa Claus
Da guy wit' da hair on his jaws.
'Gato' means 'cat' in Spanish.
"Santa Claus and His Old Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mamamasita, donde esta Santa Cleese
The fatso with the bony knees.
or
Mamamasita, donde esta Santa Cleese
The gato with the bony knees.
Original Lyrics:
Mamamasita, donde esta Santa Cleese
.The vecto wit' da' bony knees.
"Sister Mary Elephant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(Chong:) I gotta go to the cat, man!
Original Lyrics:
(Chong:) I gotta go to the can, man!
"Sister Mary Elephant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I went downstairs to a quiet job.
Original Lyrics:
Then I went downtown to look for a job.
"Sister Mary Elephant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I went downstairs to a quiet jog.
Original Lyrics:
Then I went downstairs to look for a job.

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