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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> Cast of 'Oliver'

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Cast of 'Oliver' that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 7 misheard song lyrics for Cast of 'Oliver' on amIright currently.

"Consider Yourself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Consider yourself on the bus!
Original Lyrics:
Consider yourself one of us!
"Food, Glorious Food" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poop, glorious poop
Original Lyrics:
Food, glorious food
"It's A Fine Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fine airs and fine graces
Don't ever seem to meet.
Original Lyrics:
Fine airs and fine graces
Don't have to sin to eat.
"It's A Fine Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gin toddies, large measures -
No skipping if you Please!
Original Lyrics:
Gin toddies, large measures -
No skimping if you Please!
"It's a Fine Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gin tonic, large measures!
Original Lyrics:
Gin toddies, large measures!
"Oliver, Oliver!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw him down
And beat him on top of his head with a canister!
Original Lyrics:
Throw him down
And feed him on cockroaches served in a canister!
"Pick A Pocket Or Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five pound notes don't grow on trees!
Original Lyrics:
Large amounts don't grow on trees!

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