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"ABC Cafe: Red and Black"
You don't swear, 'cause everyone
Students, workers, everyone
"Castle on a Cloud" (MP3)
Knots Landing cul-de-sac on a cloud
Not in my castle on a cloud
"Confrontation"
I was born with skin like you.
I was born with scum like you.
Could it be Cosette should marry us all?
Would you weep, Cosette, should Marius fall?
A fly can fly around her site
'Cuz flies don't care.
A fly can fly around Versailles
'Cuz flies don't care.
A fly can fly around inside 'cause flies don't care.
A fly can fly around Versailles 'cause flies don't care.
Versailles (pronounced 'ver-sigh') is the King's Palace in France.
I tell 'em there's a lot of litter here on the ground.
I tell 'em there's a lot to learn down here on the ground.
As for the squirrels who run the show
Where are the swells who run the show?
Before they laminate your eyes!
Before the barricades arise!
Look down and see the seethings of the street.
Look down and see the sweepings of the street.
What pretty hair! What pretty locks you've got there
What luck you've got! It's worth something, my dear.
What pretty hair! What pretty locks you got there
What luck you got! It's worth a centime, my dear.
A centime is a French coin.
"Master of the House" (MP3)
Kipper in the zoo
Keeper of the zoo
"Master of the House" (MP3)
Monster in the house; kitten in the zoo
Master of the house; keeper of the zoo
"Master of the House" (MP3)
Nasty little house
Master of the house
And yet with you, my world has farted!
And yet with you, my world has started!
One more day all in Ohio.
One more day all on my own.
One more door
One more dawn
There's a dew before the morning.
There's a new world for the winning.
They will wipe themselves with us
They will wet themselves with blood
Tomorrow you'll be worlds away
Cosette, with you, my world has started
Tomorrow you'll be worlds away
And yet with you, my world has started
Don't just stand there, monsieur.
Not a sound out of you.
"The Confrontation"
I was born in scant review
And I like to visit bitter tombs.
I was born with scum like you
I am from the gutter, too.
"The Confrontation"
There is none but me who came into seed.
There is none but me who can intercede.
That man there's no more doot than you.
That man bears no more guilt than you.
