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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> Mary Chapin Carpenter

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mary Chapin Carpenter that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 22 misheard song lyrics for Mary Chapin Carpenter on amIright currently.

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"10,000 Miles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ode come ye ba
My ode to love.
Original Lyrics:
Oh come ye back
My own true love.
"Alone But Not Lonely" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyday on the street, I study their feces.
Original Lyrics:
Everyday on the street, I study their faces.
"Down At The Twist And Shout" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Find a two-step partner in the KGB.
Original Lyrics:
Find a two-step partner and a Cajun beat.
"Down At The Twist And Shout" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you hear a little Joe LeBlanc.
Original Lyrics:
When you hear a little 'Jolie Blonde'.
"He Thinks He'll Keep Her" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He thinks he'll beat her
or
He thinks he'll beep her
or
He thinks he'll beep her
Original Lyrics:
He thinks he'll keep her
"I Feel Lucky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dwight Yokam's in the corner, tryin' to catch my eye
My lover's right beside me with his hand upon my thigh
Original Lyrics:
Dwight Yokam's in the corner, tryin' to catch my eye
Lyle Lovett's right beside me with his hand upon my thigh
"I Feel Lucky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your Muppet, I'll be your Muppet, yeah
Original Lyrics:
I feel lucky, I feel lucky, yeah
"I Take My Chances" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He'd show me the way according to him to return from our personal chills
Original Lyrics:
He'd show me the way according to him in return for my personal check
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Accident victim
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Basket of Biscuits
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Basket of fishes
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Catching the goose eggs
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hens that don't run out of eggs,
A cool quiet, and time for play.
Original Lyrics:
Pens that don't run out of ink,
A cool quiet, and time to think.
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have kisses
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Passin' out kisses.
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Passionate dishes
Whoa-oh-whoa, passionate dishes from you.
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
Wwhoa-oh-whoa, passionate kisses from you.
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Passionate dishes
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Passionate gizzards
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shouldn't I have all of this, and
Passion and dishes
Original Lyrics:
Shouldn't I have all of this, and
Passionate kisses
"This Shirt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have to meet my Jack
Original Lyrics:
I wear it beneath my jacket
"Twist And Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find a twisted partner in the KGB.
Original Lyrics:
Find a twistin' partner and a Cajun beat.

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